Authorities arrested a 36-year-old man, who's name was requested to be anonymous, for appearing to court high on PCP and speaking what is known to be in cyberculture as "LOLCat" language or "LOLSpeak." After appearing in a court in Tampa Florida, the man showed up to court eating a McDonald's Cheeseburger. Sheriff John Ricket asked the man to dump his cheeseburger because food and drinks are strictly prohibited during court session. The man replied with, "I can has my cheeseburger." Sheriff Ricket took the stupid response seriously and handcuffed the man, dumping his cheeseburger and confiscating 5 grams of powder-formed PCP from his pocket. The man was immediately arrested and he's now facing multiple charges for appearing to court high, disturbance of peace, and possession of illegal drugs. LOLSpeaking man was attending court in the first to place to fight two speeding traffic tickets.