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Author Topic: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)  (Read 10894 times)

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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2009, 08:44:19 PM »
no prob after three kids I gives a fuck. She actualy isn't that big her arms are from mounting tires alll day
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2009, 08:52:49 PM »
I like your earings
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2009, 11:31:54 PM »
congrats on the endeavor... vegas is a good choice
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2009, 01:21:46 AM »
Did you just say your girlfriend mounts tires all day? ???
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2009, 09:21:37 AM »
Quote from: 98redcavz24 on October 22, 2009, 01:21:46 AM
Did you just say your girlfriend mounts tires all day? ???

Whoa.
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2009, 05:54:20 PM »
bump

and i meant wife**
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2009, 07:45:07 PM »
what i was trying to say is i was going to comment on how fat and unattractive she was until i examined the picture further and realized she was bastardized beyond words.  i imagine on a good day she smells like crispy bacon and most days smells like the grease trap at a popeyes chicken.   i would bet you her cooter sags like it had 30 lb weights connected to it and her tits when released from her bra fall to belly button looking all streched out and floppy like a tennis ball in a tube sock.    u can tell shes too ugly to accept anal, and u know even if she was a good cook,  by the time u got to the table to eat there wouldnt be anything left but a fuckin half a leg bone and some gizzizzle,.   she looks like the type of slut that has bad gas.   shes so fat you cant fuck her doggystyle because ur pathetic cock cant penetrate the asscheeks.   

in short,   shes wat we call in ct a  "blind niggers deluxe "
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2009, 07:56:29 PM »
Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 07:45:07 PM
shes so fat you cant fuck her doggystyle because ur pathetic cock cant penetrate the asscheeks.   

personal experience sir?
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2009, 08:37:31 PM »
Quote from: shadow on October 22, 2009, 07:56:29 PM
Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 07:45:07 PM
shes so fat you cant fuck her doggystyle because ur pathetic cock cant penetrate the asscheeks.   

personal experience sir?

your mother chugs my semen
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2009, 08:40:31 PM »
i just choked on my teriyaki
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2009, 08:46:57 PM »
Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 07:45:07 PM
what i was trying to say is i was going to comment on how fat and unattractive she was until i examined the picture further and realized she was bastardized beyond words.  i imagine on a good day she smells like crispy bacon and most days smells like the grease trap at a popeyes chicken.   i would bet you her cooter sags like it had 30 lb weights connected to it and her tits when released from her bra fall to belly button looking all streched out and floppy like a tennis ball in a tube sock.    u can tell shes too ugly to accept anal, and u know even if she was a good cook,  by the time u got to the table to eat there wouldnt be anything left but a fuckin half a leg bone and some gizzizzle,.   she looks like the type of slut that has bad gas.   shes so fat you cant fuck her doggystyle because ur pathetic cock cant penetrate the asscheeks.   

in short,   shes wat we call in ct a  "blind niggers deluxe "

Now, why in the hell cant you do this to the noobs anymore?  Have you seen the influx of faggotry in the last few months?  Fuck man.
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2009, 08:51:53 PM »
i work 40+ a week have a house a wife and a kid to contend with.   and i just spilled a 40 oz on my laptop and im boned for the net till the weekend.   im at my moms house right now burnin up her box
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2009, 08:53:25 PM »
hotrex is not above a frosty colt45
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2009, 09:22:50 PM »
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2009, 09:23:36 PM »
Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:51:53 PM
i work 40+ a week have a house a wife and a kid to contend with.   and i just spilled a 40 oz on my laptop and im boned for the net till the weekend.   im at my moms house right now burnin up her box


Just use Johnny's paycheck to get yourself a sweet new laptop, and replace that 40.   :noel:
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2009, 09:54:19 PM »
Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:51:53 PM
 im at my moms house right now burnin up her box

Pics?
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2009, 02:08:42 AM »
just perfect
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2009, 06:07:54 AM »
Quote from: n/a michael on October 21, 2009, 12:52:53 AM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 20, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: junkyard racer on October 20, 2009, 08:38:13 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 14, 2009, 09:01:07 PM
Get a pic of one or the other of you, or both, or some random homeless dude, holding an RHMT sign in Vegas. 

those days are long gone.

Do you get off on peeing in my Wheaties?
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2009, 06:09:10 AM »
Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:51:53 PM
have a house a wife and a kid to contend with. 

pics. and not of the house or my kid
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2009, 10:21:16 AM »
Hotrex's rant is why I don't fuck with Hotrex...  fuckin hilarious
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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #50 on: October 23, 2009, 10:36:51 AM »
Quote from: junkyard racer on October 23, 2009, 06:07:54 AM
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Get a pic of one or the other of you, or both, or some random homeless dude, holding an RHMT sign in Vegas. 

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Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
« Reply #51 on: October 24, 2009, 07:26:32 PM »
this thread wreaks of anoos
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