Topic: zombieland streaming right MEOW (Read 5903 times)

j.h.christ · « **on:** October 25, 2009, 01:13:40 PM »

http://fatstupidgarbage.co.cc/

Robb · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:16:32 PM »

Kool. Awesome movie btw. The Bill Murry shit was hilarious. Opening sequence is fucking epic lol.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:16:56 PM »

i hate fucking sno balls

Robb · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:22:13 PM »

Quote from: j.h.christ on October 25, 2009, 01:16:56 PM

i hate fucking sno balls

Twinkies have an expiration date, you know.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:45:10 PM »

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jagojon3 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:46:30 PM »

Quote from: Robb on October 25, 2009, 01:22:13 PM

Quote from: j.h.christ on October 25, 2009, 01:16:56 PM
i hate fucking sno balls

Twinkies have an expiration date, you know.

Like 300 years from now

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:00:47 PM »

why the fuck did that stupid kid keep that retarded ass double barrel shotgun the whole time? Come across a benelli m4, drop that pos double barrel

Phate · « **Reply #7 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:55:38 PM »

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 25, 2009, 02:00:47 PM

why the fuck did that stupid kid keep that retarded ass double barrel shotgun the whole time? Come across a benelli m4, drop that pos double barrel

This bothered me. According to the Zombie Survival Guide, the ideal gun is a semiautomatic .22LR.

Lowerit · « **Reply #8 on:** October 25, 2009, 03:23:27 PM »

The younger sister has giant ass tits that the director tries to cover up..

jagojon3 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 25, 2009, 03:24:29 PM »

Quote from: Lowerit on October 25, 2009, 03:23:27 PM

The younger sister has giant ass tits that the director tries to cover up..

Abigail Breslin? What? Isn't she like 10

t_cel_t · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2009, 04:16:05 PM »

wtf some porn shit on now

t_cel_t · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2009, 04:17:26 PM »

ok the bitch just cut off her clit with a scissors

ok just found out its the movie Antichrist, some fucked up shit

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2009, 05:33:10 PM »

Quote from: Phate on October 25, 2009, 02:55:38 PM

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 25, 2009, 02:00:47 PM
why the fuck did that stupid kid keep that retarded ass double barrel shotgun the whole time? Come across a benelli m4, drop that pos double barrel

This bothered me. According to the Zombie Survival Guide, the ideal gun is a semiautomatic .22LR.

a 22 would be decent, i think a team of 4 people would be ideal, on person would have a ak74 in 3rd burst and FA with a 75 rd drum, 74 because it has low recoil and higher accuracy and the ammo is lighter and easier to carry, one person would have a saiga 12 with a 30rd drum with a FA capability, one person would have to be the sniper and they'd have a m1a with 20rd magazines, and the fourth person would have maybe a STEN because of its slow cyclic rate, wouldnt dump mags fast, and mags hold 32 rounds. 2 people would have g18's as backups and 2 people have g17's as backups, everyone with 32rd mags for the glocks. Now that would be a zombie killing crew.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:41:49 PM »

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 25, 2009, 05:33:10 PM

Quote from: Phate on October 25, 2009, 02:55:38 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 25, 2009, 02:00:47 PM
why the fuck did that stupid kid keep that retarded ass double barrel shotgun the whole time? Come across a benelli m4, drop that pos double barrel

This bothered me. According to the Zombie Survival Guide, the ideal gun is a semiautomatic .22LR.

a 22 would be decent, i think a team of 4 people would be ideal, on person would have a ak74 in 3rd burst and FA with a 75 rd drum, 74 because it has low recoil and higher accuracy and the ammo is lighter and easier to carry, one person would have a saiga 12 with a 30rd drum with a FA capability, one person would have to be the sniper and they'd have a m1a with 20rd magazines, and the fourth person would have maybe a STEN because of its slow cyclic rate, wouldnt dump mags fast, and mags hold 32 rounds. 2 people would have g18's as backups and 2 people have g17's as backups, everyone with 32rd mags for the glocks. Now that would be a zombie killing crew.

Fuck that. Sit in a bunker and wait for the goddamn things to starve.

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2009, 07:49:44 PM »

suppose they dont starve, or they have plenty of food since this country is way overpopulated and i hear beaners make zombies survive 20% longer, we're in for a shitstorm

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:00:16 PM »

They live 50% less off of stringy azns, so it more than balances out.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:11:21 PM »

you may be right, but i'm positive those dirty fucks would find some way to breed.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:39:31 PM »

Scottsi's mom would spread her legs for that willingly.

salesmonkey · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2009, 10:02:21 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 25, 2009, 06:41:49 PM

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 25, 2009, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: Phate on October 25, 2009, 02:55:38 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 25, 2009, 02:00:47 PM
why the fuck did that stupid kid keep that retarded ass double barrel shotgun the whole time? Come across a benelli m4, drop that pos double barrel

This bothered me. According to the Zombie Survival Guide, the ideal gun is a semiautomatic .22LR.

a 22 would be decent, i think a team of 4 people would be ideal, on person would have a ak74 in 3rd burst and FA with a 75 rd drum, 74 because it has low recoil and higher accuracy and the ammo is lighter and easier to carry, one person would have a saiga 12 with a 30rd drum with a FA capability, one person would have to be the sniper and they'd have a m1a with 20rd magazines, and the fourth person would have maybe a STEN because of its slow cyclic rate, wouldnt dump mags fast, and mags hold 32 rounds. 2 people would have g18's as backups and 2 people have g17's as backups, everyone with 32rd mags for the glocks. Now that would be a zombie killing crew.

Fuck that. Sit in a bunker and wait for the goddamn things to starve.

how long could you sit it a bunker living off whatever cheap staple food and water you have before you go crazy without internet and tv or maybe even light, besides a little candle for so many hours.no shower? whats the bathroom set up in one of those? what type of bunker set up are we talking about?(do you enjoy jail?) scotti explained his route. id much rather die killing zombies then sitting in a bunker. between me and my friends we would have a good set up going. but in reality zombies isnt what we would ever be fighting

fysh · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:10:04 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Dead_(film)

Fight them on the streets or hide in a bunker. In the end, death is inevitable. They will find you.

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:22:45 PM »

Quote from: salesmonkey on October 25, 2009, 10:02:21 PM

Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 25, 2009, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 25, 2009, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: Phate on October 25, 2009, 02:55:38 PM
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 25, 2009, 02:00:47 PM
why the fuck did that stupid kid keep that retarded ass double barrel shotgun the whole time? Come across a benelli m4, drop that pos double barrel

This bothered me. According to the Zombie Survival Guide, the ideal gun is a semiautomatic .22LR.

a 22 would be decent, i think a team of 4 people would be ideal, on person would have a ak74 in 3rd burst and FA with a 75 rd drum, 74 because it has low recoil and higher accuracy and the ammo is lighter and easier to carry, one person would have a saiga 12 with a 30rd drum with a FA capability, one person would have to be the sniper and they'd have a m1a with 20rd magazines, and the fourth person would have maybe a STEN because of its slow cyclic rate, wouldnt dump mags fast, and mags hold 32 rounds. 2 people would have g18's as backups and 2 people have g17's as backups, everyone with 32rd mags for the glocks. Now that would be a zombie killing crew.

Fuck that. Sit in a bunker and wait for the goddamn things to starve.

how long could you sit it a bunker living off whatever cheap staple food and water you have before you go crazy without internet and tv or maybe even light, besides a little candle for so many hours.no shower? whats the bathroom set up in one of those? what type of bunker set up are we talking about?(do you enjoy jail?) scotti explained his route. id much rather die killing zombies then sitting in a bunker. between me and my friends we would have a good set up going. but in reality zombies isnt what we would ever be fighting

exactly, we'd be fighting niggers

j.h.christ · « **Reply #21 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:41:40 AM »

omg an oldfag

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #22 on:** October 26, 2009, 02:47:49 AM »

not only did I trip farce, but mine is copypasta compatible for you non full keyboard fags

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