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PineApple Express
« on: March 15, 2009, 01:51:55 AM »

Most retarded movie I watched in 2 years.

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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 02:09:11 AM »

i've never seen it, and don't want to
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 03:19:30 AM »

Movie was funny!  I don't know what your talken about!
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2009, 03:21:35 AM »

Most retarded movie I watched in 2 years.

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+1

it had a couple good parts but all in all, waste of time
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2009, 03:24:05 AM »

When the guy runs over the guy with the Dawoo Lanoos and shoots his toes off!


Thats not funny? 

Tell ya what!  Get HIGH and watch it...
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2009, 03:43:24 AM »

It's ok.

Not notably funny, but has its parts if you smoke.
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2009, 03:46:58 AM »

Only part I thought was funny was that the whole addiction part


I'm not addicted I smoke through a bong, it catches all the addictive stuff.



Thats it, I'm not a smoker, so I dont see other humor in the movie
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2009, 03:48:56 AM »

Only part I thought was funny was that the whole addiction part


I'm not addicted I smoke through a bong, it catches all the addictive stuff.



Thats it, I'm not a smoker, so I dont see other humor in the movie

Weeds not addicting
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2009, 03:54:40 AM »

Not getting started on if it is or not, care fucking less, I'm better of drinking rather than letting that shit into my lungs.


GATEWAY drug, at least for my family, seen three go the route of pot then onto better things, then onto the hard shit. Sir not for me.  This is not a debate


MOVIE STILL BLEW DONKEY DICK
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2009, 03:58:11 AM »

weed killed my cat :(
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2009, 04:00:55 AM »

See you said it your a drinker!  Not a smoker!  Thats a smokers movie....


Gateway drug??   ::)

Its people like you   :-\  

weed killed my cat :(

How?
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2009, 04:06:50 AM »

See you said it your a drinker!  Not a smoker!  Thats a smokers movie....


Gateway drug??   ::)

Its people like you   :-\  

Wife's whole family are POT SMOKERS"from Kentucky Glasco region"
Yeah GATEWAY do I need to somehow put it in a more define way?
People like me? SRSLY  I like the uppers, not the downers, experienced the whole yeayo in college, felt the need to drop a hit of acid next, then decided to pack my shit up and head back home because I was going down the road I promised myself not to get into. So now I drink"downer, but enough and you see how I get all hyper and shit" and I am content until the whole pissing rocks shit started happening a couple on months ago"if that" but all is good.

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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2009, 04:19:27 AM »

Anyone who says weed is a gateway drug is a retard. NO FUCKING BODY HAS EVER BEEN NOR EVER WILL BE ADDICTED TO WEED.

Alcohol is MUCH worse and IS addictive. Hell cigarettes are more of a gateway drug than weed.

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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2009, 04:20:12 AM »

I just smoke and don't drink.

Never really did HARD drugs, but I did eat some shrooms a couple times.
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2009, 04:39:41 AM »

Anyone who says weed is a gateway drug is a retard. NO FUCKING BODY HAS EVER BEEN NOR EVER WILL BE ADDICTED TO WEED.

Alcohol is MUCH worse and IS addictive. Hell cigarettes are more of a gateway drug than weed.
Highlighted part I 100% agree with, and I QUIT THAT EASILY
Alcohol I plead the fifth.
But Weed ITS MY BELIEF by looking at family members craving for that one hit off a bong or a puff off a joint
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2009, 05:00:06 AM »

I just watch top gun
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2009, 06:21:45 AM »

this movie sucked Donkey Balls. only one funny part was when he was on the phone and was like.. "What? really? I'm like a total Fuck up." but that was about it.

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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2009, 09:46:09 AM »

i watched it high and was not amused... actually killed my high sooner
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2009, 09:51:47 AM »

I thought it sucked. :-\ 
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2009, 10:59:38 AM »

It did suck even after eating a few brownies, I ended up just laughing at my roommate bug out in the theater.

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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2009, 11:07:02 AM »

weed killed my cat :(

How?
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lol i was going for one of those dramatic anti weed commercial effects but i suck at life...

but yeah my aunt kicked the cat into the street in the way of an oncoming car... dude in the car is a drug dealer and pretty sure he was high... no car parked on the street and he could have easilly swerved :(
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2009, 01:37:31 PM »

I enjoyed it.
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2009, 02:19:18 PM »

weed killed my cat :(

How?

lol i was going for one of those dramatic anti weed commercial effects but i suck at life...

but yeah my aunt kicked the cat into the street in the way of an oncoming car... dude in the car is a drug dealer and pretty sure he was high... no car parked on the street and he could have easilly swerved :(
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Nice story, so weed may have assisted in the death of your cat, you still don't know to this day
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2009, 02:19:47 PM »

weed killed my cat :(

How?

lol i was going for one of those dramatic anti weed commercial effects but i suck at life...

but yeah my aunt kicked the cat into the street in the way of an oncoming car... dude in the car is a drug dealer and pretty sure he was high... no car parked on the street and he could have easilly swerved :(
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I've hit cats 100% sober and avoided them 100% not-sober.

I do seem to run over more girls on bikes at fast food places when I'm high, though.
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2009, 02:22:32 PM »

I just watch top gun
the volleyball scene, huh?
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2009, 02:33:58 PM »

Safety first, then teamwork.

And I thought Hurricane season was over!

I look like a hamburger

This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that African Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

No, I see. The monkey's out of the bottle now!

Pandora can't go back into the box - he only comes out.

It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb

Ah well sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah

A cop, a lady, and a guy, man? That's like a massacre.

It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!

This is the future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel: Madison Square Garden... What you do is you light all three ends at the same time...



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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2009, 02:40:17 PM »

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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2009, 02:45:12 PM »

you weren't high enough
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2009, 03:47:11 PM »

Anyone who says weed is a gateway drug is a retard. NO FUCKING BODY HAS EVER BEEN NOR EVER WILL BE ADDICTED TO WEED.

Alcohol is MUCH worse and IS addictive. Hell cigarettes are more of a gateway drug than weed.

you're a dip shit.. i've seen plenty of people addicted to weed. friends mostly. watch how a daily smokers attitude change when they can't get their fix
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Re: PineApple Express
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2009, 03:49:33 PM »

also, I agree.. the movie sucked balls.. grandmas boy or up in smoke trump pineapple express on a macro level
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