Topic: reasons why you love your girlfriend/wife (Read 10127 times)

malichite · « **Reply #30 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:45:42 PM »

She rides a motercycle, loves my cars, helps me work on them. Within the first week of meeting here, she helped me pull the ZC out to get rebuilt

She wants to build a Dirty D with Vitaras and a holset :p

89shithatch · « **Reply #31 on:** March 22, 2009, 02:08:31 PM »

Quote from: n/a mike on March 22, 2009, 02:03:42 PM

just wanted to add one more thing.

shes one of the guys. always down to hang out with the guys no matter where or what we are doing.

how similair to a guy are you saying she is? ha

89shithatch · « **Reply #32 on:** March 22, 2009, 02:15:59 PM »

thats what i thought.

. fine line between an undersized dick and oversized clit. :yes:

ratcityrex · « **Reply #33 on:** March 22, 2009, 03:08:13 PM »

Well my wife is a great cook, (hence why im fat) she is a blast to hang out with, funny as fuck, her family is just as nuts as mine, Puts up with all the time I spend with my car, hard worker, not afraid to get dirty, loving caring, and beautiful.

brine04 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 22, 2009, 03:21:08 PM »

This is the most homo thread ever on rhmt and will be for some time.

dvst8r · « **Reply #35 on:** March 22, 2009, 03:32:42 PM »

Quote from: brine04 on March 22, 2009, 03:21:08 PM

This is the most homo thread ever on rhmt and will be for some time.

Says the single nigger, go find some bleach

Foowee · « **Reply #36 on:** March 22, 2009, 03:38:16 PM »

Quote from: widebody93 on March 21, 2009, 07:42:02 PM

She still wouldnt let me put it in her butt though.

That's a shame, cause she let's me do it to her... probably cause I ain't got a blue dash...

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #37 on:** March 22, 2009, 07:37:27 PM »

fuck man
...
only reason i ever keep anyone around is because they stay around
thats it

chris · « **Reply #38 on:** March 22, 2009, 07:47:43 PM »

tweakers

brine04 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 22, 2009, 08:03:12 PM »

Quote from: dvst8r on March 22, 2009, 03:32:42 PM

Quote from: brine04 on March 22, 2009, 03:21:08 PM
This is the most homo thread ever on rhmt and will be for some time.

Says the single nigger, go find some bleach

Says the married nigger that will never experience new pussy again. It's ok I'll keep telling you stories about new pussy

Teg2boo · « **Reply #40 on:** March 22, 2009, 09:24:07 PM »

She will earn 50k $/year and she will pay until I finish school.

BlackDragon · « **Reply #41 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:32:23 AM »

She funny,
Looks amazing,
Freaky in bed,
She understands me,
She has stuck with me through allt eh bullshit,
Cooks for me,
Gave me a family,
My best-Friend

Lowerit · « **Reply #42 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:42:23 AM »

SDRAWKCAB · « **Reply #43 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:48:00 AM »

Quote from: Urban Indian on March 21, 2009, 02:46:56 PM

She knows what a 10mm is AND how to use it

Thats not a nice way to talk about your penis.

SDRAWKCAB · « **Reply #44 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:54:21 AM »

Girl Im seeing
Complains
bitches
moans
allways want to do something gay, like shop
cost me money
but
She likes the beat crx and hatch
she gets drunker than I do
always has fun
and can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #45 on:** March 23, 2009, 11:50:37 AM »

Yes, but does she have a dirty man voice?

SDRAWKCAB · « **Reply #46 on:** March 23, 2009, 02:52:33 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on March 23, 2009, 11:50:37 AM

Yes, but does she have a dirty man voice?

No
That bitch is nuts, it came out after awhile.
to quote my good friend Kyle "never put it all the way in"

schim187 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:34:42 PM »

thank you Rhmt....

after reading this thread, i started to think of all the reasons....and came up with none. I have more dates with my right hand than i ever do with my gf...so i went up to her, told her to give me a bj--she said no

so i broke up with her....

it's probably my own fault tho...she's hot and i'm probably dumb

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #48 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:36:01 PM »

atleast your right hand never turns you down

schim187 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:39:42 PM »

there are those days, ya know....dutch rudder comes in handy :yes:

Perfek360 · « **Reply #50 on:** March 24, 2009, 06:58:11 AM »

awesome cook
puts up with my bull shit
she never complains about me doing something i like
she actually understands me
hasn't complained about me coaching baseball
she loves the outdoors
she goes to rock shows with me even if she doesn't like the music
and the best reason.....
she a like-a the way-a mah dick taste

DSM83 · « **Reply #51 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:52:22 AM »

trevor72 · « **Reply #52 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:24:36 PM »

Quote from: schim187 on March 23, 2009, 09:34:42 PM

thank you Rhmt....

after reading this thread, i started to think of all the reasons....and came up with none. I have more dates with my right hand than i ever do with my gf...so i went up to her, told her to give me a bj--she said no so i broke up with her....

it's probably my own fault tho...she's hot and i'm probably dumb

A lesson i learned with a similar situation... it'd be better to continue to bother her and ask for blow jobs push her limits untill she leaves you, easier and there's always that time she might just do something you like...until a better girl catches your eye.

fleshlight > right hand

No dedicated GF currently, but I used to like it when my girlfriend of a couple years ago would come to the race track with me even though she didn't like it, she knew to stay out of my way in eliminations, and loved to fuck in a tent. oh and backrubs.... fuck could that little girl give a wicked massage! that's about it.

Teg2boo · « **Reply #53 on:** March 24, 2009, 08:55:23 PM »

Quote from: Teg2boo on March 22, 2009, 09:24:07 PM

She will earn 50k $/year and she will pay until I finish school.

She's also cool btw.

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #54 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:22:16 PM »

I dont love her, I dont even like her. In fact I tell her every day that I hate her and will kill her if she leaves me!

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