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Author Topic: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)  (Read 2569 times)

Adam Lofton

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What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« on: December 01, 2009, 11:35:22 PM »
Kill someone?

Party?

Fuck a random broad?

No pole, no fail





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Stealthmode

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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 11:38:44 PM »
I'd wax the shit out of my wilson till it had wear and tear marks, and test my ability to bust _____ baby blasts in a day.
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

Adam Lofton

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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 12:02:26 AM »
I'm not married
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 12:03:07 AM »
ZING!
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 12:21:55 AM »
my b day is in a week..

Im taking a few days off, gonna spend it in the garage and work on the grm car.
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 12:43:18 AM »
Quote from: Adam Lofton on December 02, 2009, 12:02:26 AM
I'm not married


Oh. Then um.... enjoy life, I guess.
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 12:20:04 PM »
Quote from: Lowerit on December 02, 2009, 12:21:55 AM
my b day is in a week..

Im taking a few days off, gonna spend it in the garage and work on the grm car.

Give me a call then fuck face, I have xmas leave starting up soon.  Cars + beer + pizza = win
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 12:29:52 PM »
Surprise yourself.  Do something you wouldn't normal do.

You're black so go Skydiving.  Most black people have issues with tossing themselves out of a perfectly good airplane.  bring your grape drink.   :yes:



Then of course get drunk/wasted/party and bang random broads.  Nothing like showing up to a party like 45 minutes after you jumped out of a plane
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 12:40:08 PM »
My b-day is the 13th, I fully intend to remain drunk the entire span of the day, and call in sick on monday.  :noel:

Eh, might work on the colt if I get bored.
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Adam Lofton

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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 03:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Robb on December 03, 2009, 12:40:08 PM
My b-day is the 13th, I fully intend to remain drunk the entire span of the day, and call in sick on monday.  :noel:

Eh, might work on the colt if I get bored.

Ahh, the Colt. You have a motor for that thing yet?




As it turns out, I was too sick to do anything on the B-day. I'm going to party this weekend. (Triplets are coming over  ;))
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 05:04:11 PM »
Quote from: Adam Lofton on December 03, 2009, 03:34:46 PM
Quote from: Robb on December 03, 2009, 12:40:08 PM
My b-day is the 13th, I fully intend to remain drunk the entire span of the day, and call in sick on monday.  :noel:

Eh, might work on the colt if I get bored.

Ahh, the Colt. You have a motor for that thing yet?




As it turns out, I was too sick to do anything on the B-day. I'm going to party this weekend. (Triplets are coming over  ;))

I have an entire fwd turbo dsm sitting in the yard, just havent gotten around to it because im lazy/or working on everyone else's shit.  I need to tell em to fuck off and fix my own shit.  Everything I own except the Jetta is broken.
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 05:18:01 PM »
Quote from: Robb on December 03, 2009, 05:04:11 PM
...Everything I own except the Jetta is broken.

How ironic for a vw.  :P
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 05:20:26 PM »
Quote from: Robb on December 03, 2009, 05:04:11 PM
Quote from: Adam Lofton on December 03, 2009, 03:34:46 PM
Quote from: Robb on December 03, 2009, 12:40:08 PM
My b-day is the 13th, I fully intend to remain drunk the entire span of the day, and call in sick on monday.  :noel:

Eh, might work on the colt if I get bored.

Ahh, the Colt. You have a motor for that thing yet?




As it turns out, I was too sick to do anything on the B-day. I'm going to party this weekend. (Triplets are coming over  ;))

I have an entire fwd turbo dsm sitting in the yard, just havent gotten around to it because im lazy/or working on everyone else's shit.  I need to tell em to fuck off and fix my own shit.  Everything I own except the Jetta is broken.

Been there, done that, got hte t-shirt. I quit working one everybody elses shit a long time ago. But I can relate with everything being broken...
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 05:32:59 PM »
Quote from: dvst8r on December 03, 2009, 05:18:01 PM
Quote from: Robb on December 03, 2009, 05:04:11 PM
...Everything I own except the Jetta is broken.

How ironic for a vw.  :P


I has warrantah.  8)
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sfa22r

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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 09:31:23 PM »
I have my birfday on the 14th.  Gonna be wasted starting the 12th
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Re: What would you do on your B-day? (last minute)
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 09:40:53 PM »
We need pics of said triplets preferably nude or at least topless.

How about some hookers and blow for the birthday sounds like a party to me  :noel:
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