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Author Topic: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?  (Read 3484 times)

Foowee

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Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« on: March 22, 2009, 03:10:00 PM »
I visited Jerome AZ yesterday.  I did not spend a dime is this mining camp.  I would have if they still had whores instead of tatted wannabe hard ass cops... 

So I get out of the car having to piss from the long ride up the hill.  I find a nice camper to hide behind n take a leak.  Next thing I know a unmarked white expedition rolls up on me.  The cop tells me I'm urinatiing in a public place, exposing myself in an indecent manner, and he should arrest me n have me register as a sex offender for the rest of my existence...  After I showed him my KY ID  he let me go.  I can't believe it's a crime to take a FUCKINGPISS...   

If I acutually had to register as a sexual offender it might give me a reason to go rape a 15yo w/braces....
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 03:23:36 PM by Foowee »
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 03:13:22 PM »
Some guy I went to highschool with is a registered sex offender.  After graduation he mooned a bunch of people and some girl called the cops and pressed charges the whole deal.
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 03:14:59 PM »
Quote from: spoonfedcrx on March 22, 2009, 03:13:22 PM
Some guy I went to highschool with is a registered sex offender.  After graduation he mooned a bunch of people and some girl called the cops and pressed charges the whole deal.

Right now if I were that dude I'd go give that chick a reason to call the cops...
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 03:18:51 PM »
damn,  You should have finished pissing and zipped up before turning around.
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 03:40:13 PM »
Apparently you weren't too hidden if he just rode up on you. What if some little kid looked out the camper window or walked around the side? Pick you pissing spots better.
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 03:42:52 PM »
Quote from: TheSylntChamber on March 22, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
Apparently you weren't too hidden if he just rode up on you. What if some little kid looked out the camper window or walked around the side? Pick you pissing spots better.

Yeah that kid would have not been the same, ever...  Seriously, I'm gonna find you and take a piss on your forehead noob...
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 03:45:33 PM by Foowee »
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2009, 03:47:41 PM »
Quote from: Foowee on March 22, 2009, 03:42:52 PM
Quote from: TheSylntChamber on March 22, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
Apparently you weren't too hidden if he just rode up on you. What if some little kid looked out the camper window or walked around the side? Pick you pissing spots better.

Yeah that kid would have not been the same, ever...  Seriously, I'm gonna find you and take a piss on your forehead noob...

I'd choke you with your moms cock nigger lips. Noob? Ha been here a lot longer than you. Still waiting on someone to unbann my other damn name. SOME ONE UN BAN DOUG
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2009, 04:18:09 PM »
Quote from: TheSylntChamber on March 22, 2009, 03:47:41 PM
I'd choke you with your moms cock nigger lips. Noob? Ha been here a lot longer than you. Still waiting on someone to unbann my other damn name. SOME ONE UN BAN DOUG

It's ok, I won't judge you cause you think that when you saw a cock at the age of 5 iit gave u an insatiable appetite for it, even though you were born that way and you're just mad at yourself.

What'd you get banned for?  That takes some work here.  I think I'd rather be a newb than a banned member...
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2009, 04:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Foowee on March 22, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
Quote from: TheSylntChamber on March 22, 2009, 03:47:41 PM
I'd choke you with your moms cock nigger lips. Noob? Ha been here a lot longer than you. Still waiting on someone to unbann my other damn name. SOME ONE UN BAN DOUG

It's ok, I won't judge you cause you think that when you saw a cock at the age of 5 iit gave u an insatiable appetite for it, even though you were born that way and you're just mad at yourself.

What'd you get banned for?  That takes some work here.  I think I'd rather be a newb than a banned member...

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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2009, 08:39:13 PM »
Back in my days at CSU Chico, I got arrested for urinating in public twice... PIss drunk, didnt even stop the second time... LOL... Was doing coke off the top of a corvette in the very spot I was pissing an hour earlier...

No perv reg though... Thats fucking retarded

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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2009, 04:03:49 AM »
dumbass 24 yr old friend of mine is registered, 14 year olds are looking a lot like 18 these days
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2009, 09:59:36 AM »
Quote from: 5thgenlx on March 23, 2009, 04:03:49 AM
dumbass 24 yr old friend of mine is registered, 14 year olds are looking a lot like 18 these days

LMAO. ::)
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2009, 11:18:01 AM »
I know a guy too, blowjob gone wrong in highschool. :noel:

I'm curious - does it count as urinating in public if you A) piss down your pants or B) piss into a "paper bag condom" of sorts? I'm sure a bottle would still be a sexual racist hate crime (except for asians). Its convenient that there's a nice law to nail you, yet virtually zero public restroom.
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2009, 11:42:52 AM »
i thought that it was just indecent exposure as long as there were no kids around.

kids around + urinating in public = sex offender
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinat
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 03:39:21 AM »
Without my services, Foowee wouldn't have a tranny to fondle.


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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinat
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2009, 03:47:09 AM »
Quote from: crttaz on March 24, 2009, 03:39:21 AM
Without my services, Foowee wouldn't have a tranny to fondle.



That made me think for a second then I remembered the name BONE,tranny,FONDLE, LMAO  classics
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinat
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2009, 04:59:01 AM »
Quote from: rawr on March 23, 2009, 11:40:43 AM
I pulled over and took a shit in the woods on campus once right across the street from the police station.  There was no fucking way I was going to make it home or find parking to make it into school without shitting my pants.   

Been there. Shitty time for the runny shits.
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2009, 05:58:10 AM »
Quote from: widebody93 on March 24, 2009, 03:47:09 AM
Quote from: crttaz on March 24, 2009, 03:39:21 AM
Without my services, Foowee wouldn't have a tranny to fondle.



That made me think for a second then I remembered the name BONE,tranny,FONDLE, LMAO  classics

Think about it the next time you park near a Del Sol in Ohio :)
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Re: Who here has to register as a sexual offender because they got busted Urinating?
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2009, 06:01:51 AM »
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