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Doug

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Keystone Light
« on: December 06, 2009, 03:02:45 AM »
Taste like shit. It was the same price as my delicious Steele Reserve, but this shit sucks ass. Taste like moldy ass card board.
























































































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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2009, 03:30:31 AM »
Sounds like ur a pussy  :?: Real men drink bear to get drunk not for the taste  :yes:
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2009, 03:34:49 AM »
Quote from: 88dx on December 06, 2009, 03:30:31 AM
Sounds like ur a pussy  :?: Real men drink bear to get drunk not for the taste  :yes:

Fuck you, I'm drinking it regardless.
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2009, 03:43:22 AM »
Bitch didn't your mom ever tell you it's rude to put your tits on the table

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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2009, 04:05:00 AM »
Natty for cheap, Coors original or Bud select for taste.












































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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2009, 06:40:15 AM »
Keyrock is pisswater, I can't even get a buzz of it.

SR = major headache next day.

BEAST ICE FTW!





















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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2009, 06:48:14 AM »
Quote from: 88dx on December 06, 2009, 03:30:31 AM
Sounds like ur a pussy  :?: Real men drink bear to get drunk not for the taste  :yes:

I thought of you when I saw Keystone light thread name Steve
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2009, 02:09:36 PM »
Beast light >>>> other light beers in taste, price
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2009, 02:43:07 PM »
Quote from: Urban Indian on December 06, 2009, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: 88dx on December 06, 2009, 03:30:31 AM
Sounds like ur a pussy  :?: Real men drink bear to get drunk not for the taste  :yes:

I thought of you when I saw Keystone light thread name Steve
Glad ur thinking of me tubby :?:
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2009, 03:06:16 PM »



Why fuck around with Keystone Light? Keystone ICE is the same price as Light and almost double the alcohol content. I don't drink hard liquor often, but when it comes to getting drunk on beer... I don't fuck around.
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2009, 04:41:37 PM »
WTF I have never seen a 30 pack of Keystone ICE around here  :'(
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2009, 04:48:13 PM »
Quote from: 88dx on December 06, 2009, 03:30:31 AM
Sounds like ur a pussy  :?: Real men drink bear to get drunk not for the taste  :yes:

Seriously... that is manly.  I'll stick to beer, less deadly.
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2009, 05:59:32 PM »
Quote from: Kenny Rogers on December 06, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
Quote from: 88dx on December 06, 2009, 03:30:31 AM
Sounds like ur a pussy  :?: Real men drink bear to get drunk not for the taste  :yes:

Seriously... that is manly.  I'll stick to beer, less deadly.
dammmit  :'(
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2009, 06:24:55 PM »
30 racks of keystone light for the win. anything ice tastes like shit
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2009, 06:33:03 PM »
Quote from: 98redcavz24 on December 06, 2009, 06:24:55 PM
30 racks of keystone light for the win. anything ice tastes like shit

If you're a pussy. IMHO, Keystone ICE taste identical to Keystone Light as long as its nice and cold. But hell, I drink them warm. I'm the type that will go around and finish all the open beers of the light weights that pass out early.
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2009, 06:35:25 PM »
Quote from: 88dx on December 06, 2009, 03:30:31 AM
Sounds like ur a pussy  :?: Real men drink bear to get drunk not for the taste  :yes:

Female bear I hope......
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2009, 07:46:48 PM »
Well I have never had Keystone. It was $14.99 for a 30 pack (which I didn't realize was 12oz cans at the time) so I was like damn doesn't sound too bad.

Quote from: fysh on December 06, 2009, 03:06:16 PM
Why fuck around with Keystone Light? Keystone ICE is the same price as Light and almost double the alcohol content. I don't drink hard liquor often, but when it comes to getting drunk on beer... I don't fuck around.

Not hardly; Keystone Light 4.13%, Keystone Ice 5.9%


Quote from: crttaz on December 06, 2009, 06:40:15 AM
Keyrock is pisswater, I can't even get a buzz of it.

SR = major headache next day.


I hear you, headache like a mother fucker, but it's good, cheap, and goes down so smooth
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2009, 03:34:18 AM »
No Keyrock Ice around here, $11.99 30 pack and I'd be all over it.

Drink Keystone or Beast Ice, your piss will be the same as Light beer.

Only way I'll drink SR now, a 40 of Beast and a 24 oz can of SR, mix and chug it down.

I used to drink Beast regular, $3.99 a 12, shit got to tasting NASTY, I switched to Light. Better taste, well just less taste and I could drink 12 a drink with ease. I ended up getting Beast Ice one night by accident...caught it on first beer.....fuckered me up good!!!!!

I will never touch regular Beast again. About a month ago I grabbed a 30 of Beast Ice by accident, damn WSOP design, it lasted about 1.5 days and no buzz.

Barnetts vodka would be cheaper, but I would get stupid drunk every night by drinking a 5th, my liver would kill me.

I'll stick to beer, my swill of choice is Beast Ice.



Although a local store now carries St Ide's Malt Liquor, $1.29 a 40, hell yeah!
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2009, 03:50:07 AM »
Keystone is the perfect beer for beer pong. Cheap and will get you drunk. Other than that its all about coors.
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2009, 04:16:46 AM »
Keystone light is the only beer my pussy roommates will drink.  So when we chill im drinking shit like grolsch or red stripe while they sip keystone light.


Off topic-ish:  Whats a nice holiday beer?
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2009, 04:21:28 AM »
The half gallon of bourbon in the kitchen is calling my name.
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2009, 04:41:39 AM »
Quote from: RotaryGeek on December 07, 2009, 03:50:07 AM
Keystone is the perfect beer for beer pong. Cheap and will get you drunk. Other than that its all about coors.

Shit never got me drunk

Quote from: ironcrx on December 07, 2009, 04:16:46 AM
Keystone light is the only beer my pussy roommates will drink.  So when we chill im drinking shit like grolsch or red stripe while they sip keystone light.


Off topic-ish:  Whats a nice holiday beer?

Eh, Red Stripe taste like ass


Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 07, 2009, 04:21:28 AM
The half gallon of bourbon in the kitchen is calling my name.

That's more my liking.
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2009, 05:01:38 AM »
Quote from: Doug on December 07, 2009, 04:41:39 AM


Eh, Red Stripe taste like ass

 

Ive developed a real liking for it.  I drink other beers more often but i jsut threw some out.  I wish i had some Alaskan Amber Ale right about now.  That shits good.
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Re: Keystone Light
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2009, 05:08:01 AM »
I still wouldn't mind trying a home brew operation. I just always find other crap to spend the money on.
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