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[Kenny Rogers]

- IQ Test in order to have children
- Punish nobody for drug use
- Punish anyone who steals with amputation
- Punish Murderers with slow, painful deaths
- Punish child molesters with slow, painful deaths
- Gay porn = ban

[DmC]

Make any scientist who does work on global warming work as a crab boat fisherman for eleven years.

  Make any politician who want's to start a war lead from the front.

Make any politician who approves of taking loans from other countries give up their salary because the government can't afford to pay them.

Kill anyone who buys a cdm turbo kit.

Spend all welfare and foreign aid money on education in our country.

any paleontologist who finds a few bone fragments and says the animal was the size of a house should be swiftly kicked in the nuts.

Anyone who owns a car with Cardinel blue interior pieces should be relocated to Mulberry street in Seymour Indiana.

[Joseph Davis]

- IQ Test in order to have children

Irrelevant; there are a lot of stupid people with high IQs.

- Punish nobody for drug use

Unless they end up in the ER... then you punish the by injecting them with enough shit to make sure it's lethal.

- Punish anyone who steals with amputation

Preferably a foot - you can hide a finger/hand in a pocket.

- Punish Murderers with slow, painful deaths

Like our current death row?  Fuck that, just kill them and get it over with.  Once guilty they aren't worth $5 on the McDonald's Dollar Menu to continue supporting.

- Punish child molesters with slow, painful deaths

I'd gladly pay a dollar to see c0mpl3x have his fingernails pulled out one by one.

- Gay porn = ban

Now you're talking.  

[klyph]

- Punish anyone who steals with amputation

I think a forehead branding would be equally effective.

[Joseph Davis]

Make any scientist who does work on global warming work as a crab boat fisherman for eleven years.

Meh, what we really need is an unbiased work on the subject.

Make any politician who approves of taking loans from other countries give up their salary because the government can't afford to pay them.

I've said it before, any politicial who votes in a manner that results in the budget not being balanced is automatically impeached and mandatory jailtime - served in general population.

Kill anyone who buys a cdm turbo kit.

Only if they don't use the words "fuck it" in referrence to how long it lasts, and have the correct attitude that goes with it.  If you keep the street miles off, some of the combos would last 75-100 passes at the 300-400 whp level.

Spend all welfare and foreign aid money on education in our country.

Fuck that:  http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9376.msg107775#msg107775

[DmC]

I'm  not talking about college. I'm saying elementry schoole through highschool. From a governmental standpoint spending on education is an obvious win. Your spending moeny to upgrade the next generation of tax payers into little tax payers with higher earning potential.

College is a journey you have to take on your own. Having it handed to you ends in failure. IMO

[Phate]

instead of welfare, have government run clinics, where you are paid a few thousand dollars to be sterilized.  This would prevent people who cannot afford to support a family from reproducing.  This would also help to eliminate the career-welfare families that live off the money that the government takes from Johnny at gunpoint.  Since some sterilization methods are reversible, there could be another program to have the initial surgury reversed, in exchange for several times the sum of money you were given before.

[Joseph Davis]

I'm  not talking about college. I'm saying elementry schoole through highschool. From a governmental standpoint spending on education is an obvious win. Your spending moeny to upgrade the next generation of tax payers into little tax payers with higher earning potential.

I disagree.  The national statistics are 2/3rds of education is spent - as far as you can track it - on administration aka paying ex-gym teachers to be administrators.  Locally we had a 1/2 penny per $100 land tax passed (imposed?) in the late 70s to collect in an account to pay for new Buncombe County schools to be built instead of having to raise bonds for them.  Here's the punch line: they keep raising bonds to build county schools, and no one in county government will answer you about where all the money we are taxed on has gone.

I sent my kid to the city school system for a reason.  They get all the thug black kids (not a racist comment, black people all over the planet hate African-Americans as a culture and not because of their race), but if your kid is remotely intelligent and/or tries they segregate the classrooms(on merit) and focus most of their effort on those kids.  My kid doesn't shine as bright as I do, but believe it or not that's actually a good thing. 

OK, I just realised I'm drunk.  Damn you Jordan, I'm kicking your ass the next time you come to Asheville.

[bigdaddyvtec]

I'm down.

Youre mexican are you sure??

[d112crzy]

Only on the outside.

[bryantaylor]

free pizza fridays 

[Conceptz-X]

Tax breaks for people who dont have kids

[97Econobox]

Yo its like this.  before you graduate fuck an SAT you gotta take a "Did i learn enough to live" test.  so we quiz you predominantly on your ability to NOT be a piece of shit.  use turn signals, retain a job, use condoms, yada yada that type of shit, common sense type things. 

Impose Child support like Wage garnishments if kids are had out of wed lock and if you do get married you have to be tested to see if your smart enough to get the "marriage and Kids" package.  You are only allowed to apply for this license once per 15 years.

Also i think punishments for crimes should be like all 16th century n shit.  Like if you steal shit and the village hates you well maybe that day we decide that stealing is punishable by death and we stone your ass.  The ;Punk ass kid who basses up and down my street all the time is a waste and i dont hitnk Bassing should be punishable by death but i know hes a fuckass and wont amount to shit anyway.  Might as well off him now.

[Joseph Davis]

Yo its like this.  before you graduate fuck an SAT you gotta take a "Did i learn enough to live" test.  so we quiz you predominantly on your ability to NOT be a piece of shit.  use turn signals, retain a job, use condoms, yada yada that type of shit, common sense type things. 

Impose Child support like Wage garnishments if kids are had out of wed lock and if you do get married you have to be tested to see if your smart enough to get the "marriage and Kids" package.  You are only allowed to apply for this license once per 15 years.

Also i think punishments for crimes should be like all 16th century n shit.  Like if you steal shit and the village hates you well maybe that day we decide that stealing is punishable by death and we stone your ass.  The ;Punk ass kid who henries up and down my street all the time is a waste and i dont hitnk Henrying should be punishable by death but i know hes a fuckass and wont amount to shit anyway.  Might as well off him now.

Good points.

[97Econobox]

[Robb]

Do away with tax breaks for married people, since marriage is only an engine for having kids and therefore overpopulation.

Disagree.  Single mothers get bigger tax breaks.  The wife jokingly (i hope) put up the idea for divorce when we have a kid to get more back on taxes. 

- IQ Test in order to have children

Irrelevant; there are a lot of stupid people with high IQs.

Hey fuck you.

free pizza fridays 

This.

[trevor72]

make non-permanent, effective male birth control widely available

[Hotrodlincoln]

Mass genocide! To qualify you have to fail in the areas listed above.

[bigdaddyvtec]

1 Big sheet of glass

[Joseph Davis]

Stop sending food and medical aid to impoverished countries that for decades insist on producing populations that can't be supported by their own infrastructure.  If we remove all aid and stop allowing them to coninue in this assinine behavior, within a generation the problem solves itself.

Also, a concerted effort must be made to push the buttons of ineffectual people, like junkyardracer or bigwig, until they not only delete their user accounts but delete their own lives.  If I had another three years to shape Frank Vest's life, he would have realised that he had no business breeding.

[BoostedSchemes]

Sentence everyone who has used the phrase "you have no life" to a tour of duty.


In the gay porn industry.


In Russia.

[chris]

Ignore the problems and hope they go away.

[Hotrodlincoln]

Worry about yourself and mind your own business.

[plymouth]

make non-permanent, effective male birth control widely available

I do believe that would make a massive difference.

Ignore the problems and hope they go away.

Tried that once with my car and the A/C came back the next week you might be on to something.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Ignore the problems and hope they go away.

hotrex tried that and his penis fell off.

[DmC]

Dennis. .  Fuck you! lol. . And why discuss where I live?

Becuase its fun!

[Joseph Davis]

Dennis. .  Fuck you! lol. . And why discuss where I live?

One, fuck you.  No one gave you permission to post on this forum.

Two, your physical address is, and will continue to be, a matter of common knowledge in the circle of people who wish to castrate you before you can pollute the rest of the world.

Three, kthxbye

[j.h.christ]

Three, i've never seen someone who is single and makes over 70k have to declare bankruptcy because they're so fucking stupid they can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground

[kgx]

From a governmental standpoint spending on education is an obvious win. Your spending moeny to upgrade the next generation of tax payers into little tax payers with higher earning potential.

you can pour cash into the gaping maw that is public education all you want, but it won't do a bit of good until the culture of "i don't have to pay attention because i'm gonna be on american idol" changes. i think it has less to do with the quality of the education system in general and more to do with the fact that our society most heavily rewards the people who are arguably the least important to society's well-being. who the hell dreams about working at CERN when they can just be an actor and make a fortune pretending to be someone else? the fact that the percentage of people who actually 'make it' is abysmally small is irrelevant- the focus is still on the easy money.

[chris]

Move white people back into urban America and face reality.