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Shed and shed security
« on: December 10, 2009, 08:34:45 PM »
So in the summer i needed a place to keep a bike and some honda parts (mostly all my broken and spare transmissions)

never got around to showing you guys the install. but here it is.




some motivation




















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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 09:15:46 PM »
Wait, what are we putting in the hole?   ???
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 09:17:11 PM »
Is that were the crazy girl lives  ???
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 09:20:27 PM »
whats the chain for?
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 09:25:21 PM »
Clever. A 4' master key will still take the prize though.  :-\ That would surprise the hell out of any thief though. :D
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 09:34:38 PM »
im asuming the whole is for the tire were the chain is tied to with all the dirt on top of the 4 foot whole no theif will b able to pull anything he ties down or locks up out of there becuase they will need to pull the tire out the ground which is physcially impossible unless they dig so...pretty clever id say my b on spelling

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all that could b wrong but thats what i thought when i saw it

and whats this u speak of here kinda confused
Quote from: SgtB on December 10, 2009, 09:25:21 PM
Clever. A 4' master key will still take the prize though.  :-\ That would surprise the hell out of any thief though. :D
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 09:46:47 PM »
Pretty damn smart, I bet digging that hole sucked

I also would built the shed outta wood, $300 and would have that pretty wood smell, I dont wanna know what a premade steel shed would cost
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 09:49:26 PM »
  If I had to chain things up to a grave to feel secure, I'd either move out of the hood, or kill myself.
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2009, 09:51:07 PM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 10, 2009, 09:49:26 PM
  If I had to chain things up to a grave to feel secure, I'd either move out of the hood, or kill myself.

idk that was just the most logical idea i thought of when i saw it, it could b completely wrong, but to much security never hurts...right, haha
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2009, 10:03:17 PM »
Good work nigger. Trevor72 practically lives on an indian reserve and unlike in the US they are not productive members of society, here they just want to get drunk and steal white guys stuff.
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2009, 10:03:40 PM »
that looks so unstable
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2009, 10:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Cooljnateman on December 10, 2009, 09:34:38 PM
im asuming the whole is for the tire were the chain is tied to with all the dirt on top of the 4 foot whole no theif will b able to pull anything he ties down or locks up out of there becuase they will need to pull the tire out the ground which is physcially impossible unless they dig so...pretty clever id say my b on spelling


This.

It was a cheap rhmt way to have a chain secured into the ground to lock his motorcycle up, vs pouring concrete.

Dig a hole, put a chain around a wheel that you found, back fill said hole over the wheel, and you have a secure anchor, for $0 or however much the chain cost you.

Trevor does live in the Ghetto.
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2009, 10:30:45 PM »
He's afraid pacheos will steal his worthless shit.
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2009, 10:32:22 PM »
What if they have bolt cutters?
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2009, 10:32:49 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 10, 2009, 10:30:45 PM
He's afraid pacheos will steal his worthless shit.

Trevor actually has some cool shit. I bet pacheos will fit in the hole though...
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2009, 10:34:10 PM »
Quote from: jagojon3 on December 10, 2009, 10:32:22 PM
What if they have bolt cutters?

AKA: 4' master key. Guess it's an army thing.
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2009, 10:37:44 PM »
If I knew were you lived I would dig up your tire and steal it.   O0
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2009, 10:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Whitey on December 10, 2009, 10:37:44 PM
If I knew were you lived I would dig up your tire and steal it.   O0

LOL, in that neighbor hood I could almost see it happening. Trevor comes out one morning to see the shed on its side, and an open hole, and the tire and wheel gone.
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2009, 10:59:17 PM »
Tell the natives to open a casino. The native kids around here cash $40k checks every month for waking up at 3pm and smoking dope. They need to steal a total of dick. 
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2009, 11:05:57 PM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 10, 2009, 10:59:17 PM
Tell the natives to open a casino. The native kids around here cash $40k checks every month for waking up at 3pm and smoking dope. They need to steal a total of dick. 

truth. they do the same here, and live in fucking campers and trailers with 4 families, and dump their garbage on the front lawn. i'm a quarter wagon burner by blood, and it's truly mind boggling as to how they can live in such squalor.
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2009, 11:09:32 PM »
  Our natives supply us poor kids with race transports, and hand them over like we asked to borrow their honda accords.


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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2009, 11:10:30 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on December 10, 2009, 11:05:57 PM
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 10, 2009, 10:59:17 PM
Tell the natives to open a casino. The native kids around here cash $40k checks every month for waking up at 3pm and smoking dope. They need to steal a total of dick. 

truth. they do the same here, and live in fucking campers and trailers with 4 families, and dump their garbage on the front lawn. i'm a quarter wagon burner by blood, and it's truly mind boggling as to how they can live in such squalor.

Yep.  They have money falling out of their pockets they dont know what to do with, and they like cars.  Quite a few of my Porsche customers are 18-40 year old Cherokee.
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2009, 11:11:41 PM »
the natives around here are pretty funny if you find humor in wasted indians staggering around the res all day and taking a nap in the park and calling everyone cousin. i get a kick out of them lol.


thats a pretty sick truck
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2009, 12:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Robb on December 10, 2009, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: j.h.christ on December 10, 2009, 11:05:57 PM
Quote from: Stealthmode on December 10, 2009, 10:59:17 PM
Tell the natives to open a casino. The native kids around here cash $40k checks every month for waking up at 3pm and smoking dope. They need to steal a total of dick. 

truth. they do the same here, and live in fucking campers and trailers with 4 families, and dump their garbage on the front lawn. i'm a quarter wagon burner by blood, and it's truly mind boggling as to how they can live in such squalor.

Yep.  They have money falling out of their pockets they dont know what to do with, and they like cars.  Quite a few of my Porsche customers are 18-40 year old Cherokee.


+1

Some of the older folks who grew up without money don't know what to do now that they have it.  You hear stories of people with grocery bags full of cash in a trailer closet, it's so much money it's not real to them.
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2009, 12:51:38 AM »
i know in ct if you can prove youre atleast like 1/16 indian (whatever type the casino indians are) i think peqout or someshit, you get paid a bunch of money.
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« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2009, 01:08:25 AM »
The crazy shit to me is that the guy who owns that truck+40k/month looks like a nerdy white kid who is from the (D)akota tribe (w/casino), and the poor kids who hang/smoke/eat/drink his shit are real looking indian kids from the (L)akota tribe (no casino=poor niggles).
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Re: Shed and shed security
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2009, 12:30:54 PM »
Quote from: 88dx on December 10, 2009, 09:17:11 PM
Is that were the crazy girl lives  ???

she would enjoy the locks and chains im sure, but nope she lives 3 hours north with her parents.

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Quote from: Whitey on December 10, 2009, 10:37:44 PM
If I knew were you lived I would dig up your tire and steal it.   O0

LOL, in that neighbor hood I could almost see it happening. Trevor comes out one morning to see the shed on its side, and an open hole, and the tire and wheel gone.

haha i'd probably set up the video camera and sit back and have a good laugh from my window.

...the idea was to just slow them down a bit as most theives here don't try hard at anything, so to have to do work to steal a bike and honda parts would just be beyond them.  They just go to the next poor sucker who owns a dodge without anti-theft. 

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