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Feona

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NOOB :) *nsfw*
« on: March 22, 2009, 09:49:49 PM »

Ok, so before everyone gets on my case about posting before an intro...here we go.

I don't know anything about turbos. But I would like to. I was always more of mopar girl (70 challenger stuff mostly). But I've never actually owned a car that I have worked on....I drive on 07 G5.  :P Not really a car Im gonna go out and get all greasy working on.

I am however currently the partial-unofficial owner of a rhd crx. And since that car has come into my life, my interest in finding out more about this kind of car stuff has grown. I've always liked cars and I think I may have now discovered a new obsession. Great.

Anyways, I just like this forum...but I've been being a weener and not doing my noob post, just lurking around. Did the same thing at the old hmt before it got ebola...or whatever it was.

By the way, I might be going to the WA dyno meet.

So the first 2 are me. The second 2 are my "porn" lol sorry but....I dont think I did a very good job with the porn.

My burfday:


My bad ass halloween costume:


My car (and no there is not turboing happening here)


Cody Lane:


Some girl with boobs:



 ;D that's all.

« Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 08:22:01 PM by Feona »
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 09:51:56 PM »

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Your fat ass is just going to drive around in your pile of shit car that is marketed towards 40 yr old recently divorced women trying to be hot shit.

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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 09:52:51 PM »

You are way too sexy to be loitering around these parts of the internet. For your safety run away now, or email me and we can chat about you sending me some noods.
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 09:53:08 PM »

KATANA


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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 09:53:37 PM »

Wat the fuck is it with this too good to be true shit, come to my house, We'll fuck if you are who your say you are and make porn for HMT in the process, then you can go about life here at HMT
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 09:56:02 PM »

nice noob post nerd



bout time you did it

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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2009, 10:00:49 PM »

nice noob post nerd



bout time you did it

meow. i knows!!
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2009, 10:05:58 PM »

Welcome. This post does not suck.
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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2009, 10:08:04 PM »

Welcome.
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2009, 10:08:13 PM »

Waiting to see who she belongs to on here and her personal car.

Post up girl  :yes:
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2009, 10:08:37 PM »

Not like your owned by a man or anything  :?:
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If am a ever retarded enough to get hitched (2x) I would either drink myself to death at my wedding or die trying.

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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2009, 10:11:35 PM »

pics of the car 90% of us dont give a fuck what you look like especially since you are driving a car a man bought for you
take your stinky cooze and waste bandwith elsewhere, gutter slut
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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2009, 10:12:01 PM »

Wat the fuck is it with this too good to be true shit, come to my house, We'll fuck if you are who your say you are and make porn for HMT in the process, then you can go about life here at HMT

I fucking called it.  
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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2009, 10:12:55 PM »

I think she belongs to mr frank...  just a guess...
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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2009, 10:13:34 PM »

nice noob post nerd



bout time you did it

Hrmmmm
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« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2009, 10:16:08 PM »

Waiting to see who she belongs to on here and her personal car.

Post up girl  :yes:
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2009, 10:17:50 PM »

pics of the car 90% of us dont give a fuck what you look like especially since you are driving a car a man bought for you
take your stinky cooze and waste bandwith elsewhere, gutter slut

lol ok ok.
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2009, 10:19:07 PM »

Waiting to see who she belongs to on here and her personal car.

Post up girl  :yes:
hatchbox90

welcome to the site  :yes:

shanks ryan  :)
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2009, 10:24:15 PM »

pics of the car 90% of us dont give a fuck what you look like especially since you are driving a car a man bought for you
take your stinky cooze and waste bandwith elsewhere, gutter slut

lol ok ok.


So ok, you quit or ok and you make with the nude pics, movies, visitations, etc.
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2009, 10:46:39 PM »

pics of the car 90% of us dont give a fuck what you look like especially since you are driving a car a man bought for you
take your stinky cooze and waste bandwith elsewhere, gutter slut

lol ok ok.


So ok, you quit or ok and you make with the nude pics, movies, visitations, etc.

no. i will post a picture of my car.
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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2009, 10:50:59 PM »

pics of the car 90% of us dont give a fuck what you look like especially since you are driving a car a man bought for you
take your stinky cooze and waste bandwith elsewhere, gutter slut

lol ok ok.


So ok, you quit or ok and you make with the nude pics, movies, visitations, etc.

Just shut the fuck up.  For a noob post, this beats whatever you posted.  Go get aids
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2009, 10:53:58 PM »

pics of the car 90% of us dont give a fuck what you look like especially since you are driving a car a man bought for you
take your stinky cooze and waste bandwith elsewhere, gutter slut

lol ok ok.

+1


So ok, you quit or ok and you make with the nude pics, movies, visitations, etc.

Just shut the fuck up.  For a noob post, this beats whatever you posted.  Go get aids

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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2009, 12:49:28 AM »

pics of the car 90% of us dont give a fuck what you look like especially since you are driving a car a man bought for you
take your stinky cooze and waste bandwith elsewhere, gutter slut

lol ok ok.


So ok, you quit or ok and you make with the nude pics, movies, visitations, etc.

no. i will post a picture of my car.
on any other site i would say prepare for the leg humpers, but i don't think people will let me down in that department.

where do you live, post some fucking pics.

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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2009, 12:58:43 AM »

Dan (hatchboy) is a known homosexual, so you don't have to worry about giving him pics or anything, because he won't wank to them on account of his gayness.
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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2009, 01:06:25 AM »

Dan (hatchboy) is a known homosexual, so you don't have to worry about giving him pics or anything, because he won't wank to them on account of his gayness.
This is true. So go ahead and e-mail me those pictures of you, sense im gay... I will just let you know my honest and humble opinion of you...

wow this button rocks

extra in-post modify button ftw


yes.. i just said ftw...



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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2009, 01:07:06 AM »

post more pics of yourself god damnit.

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« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2009, 01:12:05 AM »

post more pics of yourself god damnit.
humper of the leg.

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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2009, 01:12:53 AM »

post more pics of yourself god damnit.

Shut the fuck up, virgin. You wouldn't know what to do with a girl unless they had instructions written in midget tattoed on their pussy
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« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2009, 01:14:09 AM »

post more pics of yourself god damnit.

Shut the fuck up, virgin. You wouldn't know what to do with a girl unless they had instructions written in midget tattoed on their pussy
2nd funny henry post in this thread. You should be about ready to pass out..

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« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2009, 01:16:46 AM »

post more pics of yourself god damnit.

i want to see rhmt written between two golden mounds of breast or else she isn't a girl and doesn't have a car
Very stout challenge. Are you going to be a little bitch and run away like most or man up and endure the pain of the leg humpers?
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