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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #60 on: March 23, 2009, 05:46:39 PM »
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #61 on: March 23, 2009, 05:51:57 PM »
hey whats... up and WELCOME to the -REAL- HOMEMADE TURBO is that really u in the pics ?????  ;)
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #62 on: March 23, 2009, 05:53:17 PM »
and after i read your text henry i remembered a failed post of someone who was trying to upload cell phone pics i think.

SO how come Kain gets like literally every single nude pic any chick has ever taken as SOON as RHMT gets a hold of her yet still aint had pussy since pussy had him.

hey kain wanna know how to be WAYYYYY LESS creepy?   Go get laid.  Then you wouldn't be the weirdo virgin collecting nudes.  You'd just be a normal dude collecting amateur porn.  see the difference?

Cause seriously keeping their nudes doesn't really make you look valiant and they still wont sleep with you.
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #63 on: March 23, 2009, 05:54:39 PM »
aahhh..  hatchbox90's girlfriend!!!!
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« Reply #64 on: March 23, 2009, 05:56:52 PM »
I can ssmell your crotch from here... Smells like whateverthefuck this Asian bitch behind me ate for lunch....


Made me gag a little bit.... DO you like to gag little girl???



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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #65 on: March 23, 2009, 05:57:33 PM »
If Kain weren't 4'2" tall, he'd get laid.  Seems like an alright dude to me.  I could definately take Kain to a bar and find a decent looking girl to have her way with him.

Spiker hasn't seen sober pussy in years
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #66 on: March 23, 2009, 06:07:32 PM »
Qik you can take anyone to any bar in Badnews and get laid.  CNU chicks are hot but 75% batshit insane.

True Story, bitches be crazy.
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #67 on: March 23, 2009, 06:17:08 PM »
Can do it up here in northern VA too.  But yeah, I'll agree on 75% of CNU girls being batshit
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #68 on: March 23, 2009, 06:25:29 PM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on March 23, 2009, 05:57:33 PM
If Kain weren't 4'2" tall, he'd get laid.  Seems like an alright dude to me.  I could definately take Kain to a bar and find a decent looking girl to have her way with him.

Spiker hasn't seen sober pussy in years

I see it every day, I havent fucked a DRUNK bitch in around 2 years....


You DO know Im completely straight edge right????  I mewan once in a while ill get head from one of a few Chode whores I know, but for the most part... Theyre all sober, wxcept your delicious mother.


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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #69 on: March 23, 2009, 06:29:16 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 23, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
Quote from: QikEnuF on March 23, 2009, 05:57:33 PM
If Kain weren't 4'2" tall, he'd get laid.  Seems like an alright dude to me.  I could definately take Kain to a bar and find a decent looking girl to have her way with him.

Spiker hasn't seen sober pussy in years

I see it every day, I havent fucked a DRUNK bitch in around 2 years....


You DO know Im completely straight edge right????  I mewan once in a while ill get head from one of a few Chode whores I know, but for the most part... Theyre all sober, wxcept your delicious mother.


 :-*


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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #70 on: March 23, 2009, 06:31:26 PM »
Haha I know, just busting your chops buddy, kinda like i busted your mom's jaw when she swallowed my torpedo  :P
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #71 on: March 23, 2009, 08:31:18 PM »
Quote from: ryan89crx on March 23, 2009, 01:43:13 AM
Quote from: c0mpl3x on March 23, 2009, 01:14:27 AM
i want to see rhmt written between two golden mounds of breast or else she isn't a girl and doesn't have a car
she's real, but the proof you ask for is very intriguing  :yes:

ryan! i think you saw enuf on FRIDAY!  :o
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #72 on: March 23, 2009, 08:34:31 PM »
WTF Where's ours?
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #73 on: March 23, 2009, 09:34:40 PM »
Quote from: ryan89crx on March 23, 2009, 01:43:13 AM
she's real, but the proof you ask for is very intriguing  :yes:


proof?  Post up, don't old out
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #74 on: March 23, 2009, 09:43:16 PM »
Still no noods, all these clothes?
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #75 on: March 24, 2009, 12:02:21 AM »
Quote from: Feona on March 22, 2009, 09:49:49 PM
Did the same thing at the old hmt before it got ebola...or whatever it was.


Haha good shit.
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #76 on: March 24, 2009, 04:26:37 PM »
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« Reply #77 on: March 24, 2009, 04:29:32 PM »
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« Reply #78 on: March 24, 2009, 04:31:51 PM »
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #79 on: March 24, 2009, 04:43:21 PM »
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #80 on: March 24, 2009, 05:24:10 PM »
Any pics of the crx?
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #81 on: March 24, 2009, 05:25:57 PM »
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« Reply #82 on: March 24, 2009, 05:29:13 PM »
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Quote from: AbaZ on March 24, 2009, 05:24:10 PM
Any pics of the crx?
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=582.0

very nice.. looks just like mine!

I assume it was registered before you bought it?

I still need to get mine registered
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #83 on: March 24, 2009, 05:42:15 PM »
Quote from: AbaZ on March 24, 2009, 05:29:13 PM
very nice.. looks just like mine!

I assume it was registered before you bought it?

I still need to get mine registered

yeah its been registered for quite a few years now. the guy he bought it from said it had already been registered and "not the gay way"...lol whatever that means.  :P

AND he was from everett...wierd.
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« Reply #84 on: March 24, 2009, 05:44:51 PM »
Quote from: Feona on March 24, 2009, 05:42:15 PM
Quote from: AbaZ on March 24, 2009, 05:29:13 PM
very nice.. looks just like mine!

I assume it was registered before you bought it?

I still need to get mine registered

yeah its been registered for quite a few years now. the guy he bought it from said it had already been registered and "not the gay way"...lol whatever that means.  :P

Means the guy who registered it originally didn't have to blow a male DMV worker for the registration.  Side note, is it cool to make a pact with your roomate to sleep with 20 chicks you don't know in 30 days with a keg of beer on the line for the loser?  And is there a loser, assuming noone gets an STD? And will someone eventually send me a camera cord for a Coolpix Nikon so I can upload the photos?  Thanks

Henry
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #85 on: March 24, 2009, 05:46:08 PM »
nice ride, i checked it out before you guys bougth it.
 young fucker that had it.
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« Reply #86 on: March 24, 2009, 05:58:40 PM »
does it have HID's ? I thought the car looked pretty familiar, you dont see that many of those rollin around, especially in the same city. It has a few dings and scratches on it right?
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Re: NOOB :) *nsfw*
« Reply #87 on: March 24, 2009, 06:02:55 PM »
Quote from: AbaZ on March 24, 2009, 05:58:40 PM
does it have HID's ? I thought the car looked pretty familiar, you dont see that many of those rollin around, especially in the same city. It has a few dings and scratches on it right?
yep yep. pretty young kid that had it up there.
is yours all stock or have you messed with it?
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« Reply #88 on: March 24, 2009, 06:31:01 PM »
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« Reply #89 on: March 24, 2009, 06:41:14 PM »
yea then its the one I'm thinking of.

Mine is very virgin, it still has jdm coins in the ash tray. We have about the same miles, mine is at 85k.

I'm glad that one is out of everett though :)


^^ that boat video is fucking awsome, I am going to have to definatly rock that song in my boat :)
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