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« on: December 23, 2009, 08:25:24 PM »

2 days before christmas... this shit is crazy.
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Re: jesus fuck wal-mart
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 08:29:14 PM »

yeah were getting a snow storm and EVERYONE is panicking and getting "supplies" LOL omg 8" of snow
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Re: jesus fuck wal-mart
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 08:34:32 PM »

I only shop at walmart at 2am or later, usually stoned or drunk.

That way, the only thing i have to watch out for are other employees stocking the shelves.

If I need something during the day that I can get from the small local store, fuck Walmart.
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 08:40:03 PM »

I have no idea what Wal-Mart looks like, or anything remotely near downtown, but I just had an experience trying to take three pulls to set an EBC on a car.  I drove for thirty minutes looking for a safe place before heading into the backwoods and lapped a straightaway 6-7 times until there was no traffic and I could take one ripper.  The traffic out is insane.

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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 09:18:11 PM »

I have no idea what Wal-Mart looks like, or anything remotely near downtown, but I just had an experience trying to take three pulls to set an EBC on a car.  I drove for thirty minutes looking for a safe place before heading into the backwoods and lapped a straightaway 6-7 times until there was no traffic and I could take one ripper.  The traffic out is insane.

Whens your dyno comming in??
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Re: jesus fuck wal-mart
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 09:55:11 PM »

I have no idea what Wal-Mart looks like, or anything remotely near downtown, but I just had an experience trying to take three pulls to set an EBC on a car.  I drove for thirty minutes looking for a safe place before heading into the backwoods and lapped a straightaway 6-7 times until there was no traffic and I could take one ripper.  The traffic out is insane.

Whens your dyno comming in??

Where's Casey's shortblock you were supposed to pick up??

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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 10:16:46 PM »

I have no idea what Wal-Mart looks like, or anything remotely near downtown, but I just had an experience trying to take three pulls to set an EBC on a car.  I drove for thirty minutes looking for a safe place before heading into the backwoods and lapped a straightaway 6-7 times until there was no traffic and I could take one ripper.  The traffic out is insane.

Whens your dyno comming in??

Where's Casey's shortblock you were supposed to pick up??

I have no idea, as the current "owner" never answered my calls. I still have no problem picking it up. My trucks currently in orlando, so its not a problem.
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 11:00:39 PM »

I had some old lady walk right out infront of me today at fred meyers, I blasted the horn and made sure she saw the middle finger  :yes:
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 11:02:30 PM »

i had to go to 4 fucking walmarts yesterday for some stupid cdm tool to fix my bicycle.
cheapest "name brand" tool was $30. i know for a fact i'm getting it for xmas. so i drove around dealing with hell so i could spend $5 on a pos tool that i'll never use after xmas.
the malls here are packed, cars backed up on the freeways for miles.

the worst mall here only has 2 ways in/out. the smart people don't shop there around this time of year.
oh and if it rains a lot then the san diego river floods over one of the exits so you only have one way in/out.

Wow, my time / fuel is worth more then that $25. I couldn't imagine wasting however many hrs it would take to goto 4 walmarts.
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Re: jesus fuck wal-mart
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 11:07:03 PM »

i had to go to 4 fucking walmarts yesterday for some stupid cdm tool to fix my bicycle.
cheapest "name brand" tool was $30. i know for a fact i'm getting it for xmas. so i drove around dealing with hell so i could spend $5 on a pos tool that i'll never use after xmas.
the malls here are packed, cars backed up on the freeways for miles.

the worst mall here only has 2 ways in/out. the smart people don't shop there around this time of year.
oh and if it rains a lot then the san diego river floods over one of the exits so you only have one way in/out.

Wow, my time / fuel is worth more then that $25. I couldn't imagine wasting however many hrs it would take to goto 4 walmarts.

Here we have 3 wal-marts within about 10 miles of eachother. i can go to all 3 in about 15-20 mins.
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 11:09:38 PM »

i had to go to 4 fucking walmarts yesterday for some stupid cdm tool to fix my bicycle.
cheapest "name brand" tool was $30. i know for a fact i'm getting it for xmas. so i drove around dealing with hell so i could spend $5 on a pos tool that i'll never use after xmas.
the malls here are packed, cars backed up on the freeways for miles.

the worst mall here only has 2 ways in/out. the smart people don't shop there around this time of year.
oh and if it rains a lot then the san diego river floods over one of the exits so you only have one way in/out.

Wow, my time / fuel is worth more then that $25. I couldn't imagine wasting however many hrs it would take to goto 4 walmarts.

thats the difference between poor people/cheap ass people, and someone that values there time and can think rationally about how much they don't care to "search" for the sweet deals on shit. I just buy what i need if it cost $20 more but it is in front of me then there we go. I win.
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 11:51:23 PM »

i had to go to 4 fucking walmarts yesterday for some stupid cdm tool to fix my bicycle.
cheapest "name brand" tool was $30. i know for a fact i'm getting it for xmas. so i drove around dealing with hell so i could spend $5 on a pos tool that i'll never use after xmas.
the malls here are packed, cars backed up on the freeways for miles.

the worst mall here only has 2 ways in/out. the smart people don't shop there around this time of year.
oh and if it rains a lot then the san diego river floods over one of the exits so you only have one way in/out.

Wow, my time / fuel is worth more then that $25. I couldn't imagine wasting however many hrs it would take to goto 4 walmarts.

Here we have 3 wal-marts within about 10 miles of eachother. i can go to all 3 in about 15-20 mins.

I can't get a parking spot, walk across the lot, and then to the back of the store where the outdoor goods section is, and then back to my car in 10min. I could see if there was no traffic, you could drive past all three in 15-20min.
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Re: jesus fuck wal-mart
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 11:57:13 PM »

i had to go to 4 fucking walmarts yesterday for some stupid cdm tool to fix my bicycle.
cheapest "name brand" tool was $30. i know for a fact i'm getting it for xmas. so i drove around dealing with hell so i could spend $5 on a pos tool that i'll never use after xmas.
the malls here are packed, cars backed up on the freeways for miles.

the worst mall here only has 2 ways in/out. the smart people don't shop there around this time of year.
oh and if it rains a lot then the san diego river floods over one of the exits so you only have one way in/out.

Wow, my time / fuel is worth more then that $25. I couldn't imagine wasting however many hrs it would take to goto 4 walmarts.

Here we have 3 wal-marts within about 10 miles of eachother. i can go to all 3 in about 15-20 mins.

I can't get a parking spot, walk across the lot, and then to the back of the store where the outdoor goods section is, and then back to my car in 10min. I could see if there was no traffic, you could drive past all three in 15-20min.

 i ment in that time i could drive from the first one and stop at the other two.
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 12:04:55 AM »

FUCK. its wal mart, just return that shit, then you only wasted some time. or just go to harbor freight the first time and only speend $2.50
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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2009, 12:24:54 AM »

I have no idea what Wal-Mart looks like, or anything remotely near downtown, but I just had an experience trying to take three pulls to set an EBC on a car.  I drove for thirty minutes looking for a safe place before heading into the backwoods and lapped a straightaway 6-7 times until there was no traffic and I could take one ripper.  The traffic out is insane.

Whens your dyno comming in??

Where's Casey's shortblock you were supposed to pick up??

I have no idea, as the current "owner" never answered my calls. I still have no problem picking it up. My trucks currently in orlando, so its not a problem.

Goforth's doing a double power move tonight and this weekend, turning the 95 Supra with big single into a mint stock 98 Supra and a BMW that needs an engine, as well as turn the running split bumper into a Duramax by way of a convenient stretched 'busa.  He'll immediately unload the truck for wholesale, which is the last of the money needed.

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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2009, 12:40:09 AM »

i was at walmart tonight buying my mom a stainless steel pot/pan set and some old bitch was behind me while i was walking down the isle talking on the phone to my mom and i said something about what do you want and the old bitch goes "for you to move out of the damn way" i was a bit suprised and unsure if she was being serious or not (i think she was) so i didnt come up with anything in response but my buddy who was with me said something to her which she either ignored or didnt realize was directed at her. not sure why she couldnt just walk around me. fuck old people.

besides that it was a fucking mob scene.

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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2009, 12:43:17 AM »

not a single snuggie or fuzzy wuzzy in site.
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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2009, 02:21:54 PM »

fuck shopping. costco or nothing.
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2009, 02:53:46 PM »

I dared to go to walmart because fuck paying over priced on wire crimps and shit like that at auto places.  Earlier this week I suddenly ran out of wiring shit and chucked my shitty electricians wire cutter/crimper (bought from vatozone) because they were such shit.  But I need these supplies to get some work done. fuuuck.  Off to walmart I went ready to cuss out old people and slap around some ones uppity wife.

I took the automotive entrance and was right there in the electrical wiring section.  there. was NO ONE in that part of walmart.  Just an old dude looking at oil and like 2 employees.  I could hear the hell of the mobs in the rest of walmart a few aisles away.  Made it out quick like  Nog
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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2009, 04:49:51 PM »

I dared to go to walmart because fuck paying over priced on wire crimps and shit like that at auto places.  Earlier this week I suddenly ran out of wiring shit and chucked my shitty electricians wire cutter/crimper (bought from vatozone) because they were such shit.  But I need these supplies to get some work done. fuuuck.  Off to walmart I went ready to cuss out old people and slap around some ones uppity wife.

I took the automotive entrance and was right there in the electrical wiring section.  there. was NO ONE in that part of walmart.  Just an old dude looking at oil and like 2 employees.  I could hear the hell of the mobs in the rest of walmart a few aisles away.  Made it out quick like  Nog
shit i needed some red rtv a month ago and i went to walmart, they were sold out. (anyone else seeing a pattern)
there was an autozone right across the street so i walked over there.
rtv at walmart is $3.50, at autozone the same exact rtv was $6.89.
same brand, same size, same everything.
i don't think i need to say i drove to a different walmart to buy the rtv

My time is worth more than $3.50.

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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2009, 05:19:15 PM »

I went to the one in East side lancaster the other day for some small toys for x-mas. I came out of the store to hear some loud ass nog lady yelling her ass off at someone for parking. Then her nog says "You don't know where the fuck you are, this is the ANTELOPE VALLEY Nigga!" This shit went on for easily 10 minutes as all the normal people are casually going to their cars and entering the store.

Walmart, depending on location, brings caca. I like Jorshers idea. This is normally what I do.. I already hate shopping as it is so I like to go around 1:00am when the only people in the store are really burnt out. Nobody wants to look at each other and its pretty quiet. Plus the store doesn't smell like someone is shitting in the shopping isle

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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2009, 05:25:37 PM »

I went to walmart today, oh god I wanted to strangle someone. Nearly got hit in my car three times by idiots not watching what they're doing and one car decided to run the stop sign right in front and nearly clipped me when I was just walking out of the place. People were pushing/shoving and some bitch tried to cut in front of me in line to boot, and it was just to print pictures from their little dock thing since the photo section closed its 1 hr service today for some reason. Not to mention people were running into each other all over the place and just being outright rude.

Merry frickin Christmas!
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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2009, 05:31:40 PM »

I went to walmart today, oh god I wanted to strangle someone. Nearly got hit in my car three times by idiots not watching what they're doing and one car decided to run the stop sign right in front and nearly clipped me when I was just walking out of the place. People were pushing/shoving and some bitch tried to cut in front of me in line to boot, and it was just to print pictures from their little dock thing since the photo section closed its 1 hr service today for some reason. Not to mention people were running into each other all over the place and just being outright rude.

Merry frickin Christmas!

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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2009, 06:35:40 PM »

my time is worth more than $3.50 too

agree to disagree
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