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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2009, 03:56:06 PM »
xbox 360 elite w/wirless router   sears 260 piece tool set :noel:
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2009, 04:06:12 PM »
clothes, 2 colognes, slippers, money, towel, coat, got laid, and possibly a gf, wait wat?  :?:
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2009, 04:17:03 PM »
135 bux
3 Pairs Sweats
Case of red bull
DRQPQUTS old XBOX360
Modded Wireless controllers (4 mode)

Blowjob....  Brook is good like that (Not to mention the slutty ass outfit she bought :noel: )..... Straight porn star BJS... ANYTIME ANYWHERE...  Ater that She hopped up on my cock and jumped up and down on it until i burried my baby batter in her no-no hole.

LIfe is good

Xmas to myself=1600s and a driver box...... :noel:


Mewrry Xmas nigssssz
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2009, 04:23:07 PM »
Spiker keep that baby batter out of anything that can make babies  :?:
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2009, 05:12:40 PM »
Quote from: keelay on December 25, 2009, 01:59:09 PM
Quote from: ironcrx on December 25, 2009, 12:52:08 PM
$1000 to cover tuition next semester.  Thats it.

Ungrateful son of a bitch. You know what I got? I got a fucking vacuum cleaner. And I'm fucking happy that I got that. Faggot.

I forgot to mention: I gotta pay it all back.  Thanks mom  >:(
Basically the xmas gift was covering tuition now, then pay her back next year.  Yea im pretty ungrateful sounding for good reason.  But im feeling a little better: Ex is coming over tonight.  Gonna wreck shop for xmas.

Id like to hear about some really shitty gifts.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2009, 05:15:40 PM by ironcrx »
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2009, 06:45:18 PM »
Dunkin Gift cards, Money, Tamiya F104 Pro, Xray touring car, and a bunch of RC tools.
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2009, 06:52:32 PM »
i got my rodeo tboned a broken skull and my oil tank is empty.    fuck yea....
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2009, 06:55:18 PM »
Quote from: ironcrx on December 25, 2009, 05:12:40 PM
Quote from: keelay on December 25, 2009, 01:59:09 PM
Quote from: ironcrx on December 25, 2009, 12:52:08 PM
$1000 to cover tuition next semester.  Thats it.

Ungrateful son of a bitch. You know what I got? I got a fucking vacuum cleaner. And I'm fucking happy that I got that. Faggot.

I forgot to mention: I gotta pay it all back.  Thanks mom  >:(
Basically the xmas gift was covering tuition now, then pay her back next year.  Yea im pretty ungrateful sounding for good reason.  But im feeling a little better: Ex is coming over tonight.  Gonna wreck shop for xmas.

Id like to hear about some really shitty gifts.

I got a FUCKING VACUUM CLEANER! Not a nice shop vac, a hoover upright. I needed it, yes. But as far as shitty goes, that takes the cake. Oh, and socks.
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2009, 06:56:48 PM »
Quote from: hotrex on December 25, 2009, 06:52:32 PM
i got my rodeo tboned a broken skull and my oil tank is empty.    fuck yea....

I really feel bad for you. Honestly, why even try any more? You are the personification of Murphy's law. Poor bastard. :'(
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2009, 07:10:13 PM »
Birthday/Christmas are both the same week almost, so mine gets combined.

Underarmor pants, long sleeve shirt, hat
Insulated socks
Suitcase with 4 smaller suitcases inside
2 pairs of Dallas Cowboys flanel pants
Shell Gas Card
Walmart Gift Card

All in all, I thought I made out pretty well
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2009, 07:18:56 PM »
Well from my dads christmas i got a $150 humidor and a couple monte carlo cigars and 2 nice arturo fuente cigars. My son made out like a bandit. He got all kinds of shit. He played with the wrappers more than the toys though....
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2009, 09:08:01 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on December 25, 2009, 04:17:03 PM


Blowjob....  Brook is good like that (Not to mention the slutty ass outfit she bought :noel: )..... Straight porn star BJS... ANYTIME ANYWHERE...  Ater that She hopped up on my cock and jumped up and down on it until i burried my baby batter in her no-no hole.




I wonder how she performs for the non-obese.  :noel:
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2009, 09:10:34 PM »
i kept all the cash at told everyone to return the sweaters, cologne, and useless electronics
im impossible to shop for
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2009, 09:16:47 PM »
1) Moates Engine Simulator
2) Digital camera
3) $100 best buy card
4) $100
5) sweat shirt

My fam rocks!
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2009, 09:19:59 PM »
I got some money and that's the only good shit I got.
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2009, 09:24:17 PM »
I was pretty fucking shocked to find out a 52" LCD TV is being delivered to my house next week.  :) :yes: O0 :noel:

Hell yeah!!!!
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #46 on: December 25, 2009, 09:25:32 PM »
Quote from: 98vtec on December 25, 2009, 09:16:47 PM
1) Moates Engine Simulator
2) Digital camera
3) $100 best buy card
4) $100
5) sweat shirt

My fam rocks!

Anybody use the engine sim yet? I want a no BS review of it.
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2009, 09:32:41 PM »
Quote from: BangBusMaster on December 25, 2009, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: 98vtec on December 25, 2009, 09:16:47 PM
1) Moates Engine Simulator
2) Digital camera
3) $100 best buy card
4) $100
5) sweat shirt

My fam rocks!

Anybody use the engine sim yet? I want a no BS review of it.


I'm having issues with it, but i will give a review if you would like after i get some tech support.  I'd like to hear from them before i post my problems.

It is very well built but its being a little quirky as far as function.

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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #48 on: December 25, 2009, 09:59:29 PM »
clothes, boots, money, tools
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2009, 10:43:52 PM »


and

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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #50 on: December 25, 2009, 11:08:33 PM »
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and



We have a winner for the shittiest present catagorie.
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #51 on: December 25, 2009, 11:53:26 PM »
1-94 honda civic coupe built vitara d16z6 http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=469.0

2-150 -^ cash

3- random gift cards (gas cards)

4- some black and decker multi tool

5- clothin

6- pussy

7-some dvd's

8- money's for a street tune
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #52 on: December 26, 2009, 12:03:47 AM »
I got a HF cross-slide vice. No room for a real vertical mill.... :'(
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #53 on: December 26, 2009, 12:10:44 AM »
Quote from: sfa22r on December 25, 2009, 07:10:13 PM
Birthday/Christmas are both the same week almost, so mine gets combined.

Underarmor pants, long sleeve shirt, hat
Insulated socks
Suitcase with 4 smaller suitcases inside
2 pairs of Dallas Cowboys flanel pants
Shell Gas Card
Walmart Gift Card

All in all, I thought I made out pretty well

Sounds like your parents are trying to tell you to GTFO.
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #54 on: December 26, 2009, 12:14:04 AM »
Got a sonicare toothbrush today
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #55 on: December 26, 2009, 03:46:34 AM »



and some movies, cash, gift cards, and some clothes.  Oh and some airplane bottles of booze (crown, grey goose, jameson, and jack). 
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #56 on: December 26, 2009, 03:48:31 AM »
Most important to me is only two items I'm going to list
(1) a 3ft dream catcher "yes I'm cherokee Indian, 1/6"
(2) a standup parts washer to get a better job done on F-H-B trans rebuilds

I'm ok with it  ;)
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #57 on: December 26, 2009, 03:53:30 AM »
You do realize that when you put things in quotations it implies it's not entirely true?

Here's an example widebody post

got the blue dash installed fucker , "fit's real  nice"
hahaha NIGGERS
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #58 on: December 26, 2009, 04:00:18 AM »
my engrish is not perfect but you get the point fagogon
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Re: What'd you get for Christmas?
« Reply #59 on: December 26, 2009, 01:40:53 PM »
Quote from: RotaryGeek on December 26, 2009, 12:10:44 AM
Quote from: sfa22r on December 25, 2009, 07:10:13 PM
Birthday/Christmas are both the same week almost, so mine gets combined.

Underarmor pants, long sleeve shirt, hat
Insulated socks
Suitcase with 4 smaller suitcases inside
2 pairs of Dallas Cowboys flanel pants
Shell Gas Card
Walmart Gift Card

All in all, I thought I made out pretty well

Sounds like your parents are trying to tell you to GTFO.

Well, considering I'm going to Afghanistan for a year, maybe they are just helping out so I don't have to buy as much shit.  I was gonna throw 100lbs of shit into 2 duffle bags, the suitcase stuff will be nice.
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