:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: keelay on August 13, 2010, 11:36:42 PM
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Val and I got hitched today. Ceremony was nice, and everything went perfect. Semi-fomal, and casual everything. Very light mood, and just went great. Pics to come later
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did you bang her yet?????
WTF you posting here then????
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If am a ever retarded enough to get hitched (2x) I would either drink myself to death at my wedding or die trying.
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Nah man. I got married the first time for all the wrong reasons. She got preggo, and that was it. I really love this girl and trust her with my life. She feels the same. She a wonderful woman, and I am damn lucky to have her.
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"If girls are bein' nice to ya, they usually have an angle." - Wally Cleaver
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"If girls are bein' nice to ya, they usually have an angle." - Wally Cleaver
truth
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"If girls are bein' nice to ya, they usually have an angle." - Wally Cleaver
truth
True, but hopefully your dick will have a better angle while you stab their guts from the back.
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Or into next month as your peniswhistle"ching chong meow" will never do.......... :noel:
I fuck almost as many bitches as the amount of guys your ex wife cheated on you with due to your penal dwarfism. poor poor snitchnigger, feel pity for such a stinky piece of fecal matter.
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well that may very well be all lies and bullshit, but you are still a snitchnigger.
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thanks to whoever handled that stupid faggot.
On with the wedding pictures!!! Did you make any money? how much did it cost you?
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thanks to whoever handled that stupid faggot.
On with the wedding pictures!!! Did you make any money? how much did it cost you?
Be late tomorrow, gonna round all of them up from all the family before uploading to avoid having tons of the same shit.
Cost us nothing, and made about 2500. But all of that is going to get my license back, and start the attorney, and selling the black sentra will pay the rest of the attorney. Got a game plan, just time to wait it out. Everything SHOULD fall into place from here.
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I need to just go away.
You think its a joke and harrassment. Everyone else finds you just an annoying, pointless, waste of thread space. Seriously. I guess it's just me, but when I'm not wanted somewhere, I will leave. What are you getting from being here? No one really so much acknowledges anything you post, much less replies to you.
Is your life that sad and worthless that you look forward to annoying people on the internet? I would be heavily considering an hero if I were in your shoes. I've rarely said and thoroughly meant what I'm about to say to you. You are a worthless person. You stab people in the back, while hiding behind the distance the internet puts between you and the people you attack ever so cowardly. What you did to spiker, should have gotten your ass beaten. I know if you'd done some shit like that with me, and I had the money at the time, I'd have flown my ass to your house and beat you within an inch of your life. Your going to piss off the wrong person one day, and probably not survive. You shit in every thread you enter, and no one here even so much as likes you.
Here's a protip for you. Go away. Reinvent your entire personality, then come back with a new screen name. Then never mention who you are. Or just accept a COD delivery for a rope I'll send you.
Someone reset his post count, again, just to drive the point home. Screencap me proof of doing so, and I'll paypal you $5. Or I'll double it for an I.P. ban
Oh yea, fuck you.
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I need to just go away.
You think its a joke and harrassment. Everyone else finds you just an annoying, pointless, waste of thread space. Seriously. I guess it's just me, but when I'm not wanted somewhere, I will leave. What are you getting from being here? No one really so much acknowledges anything you post, much less replies to you.
Is your life that sad and worthless that you look forward to annoying people on the internet? I would be heavily considering an hero if I were in your shoes. I've rarely said and thoroughly meant what I'm about to say to you. You are a worthless person. You stab people in the back, while hiding behind the distance the internet puts between you and the people you attack ever so cowardly. What you did to spiker, should have gotten your ass beaten. I know if you'd done some shit like that with me, and I had the money at the time, I'd have flown my ass to your house and beat you within an inch of your life. Your going to piss off the wrong person one day, and probably not survive. You shit in every thread you enter, and no one here even so much as likes you.
Here's a protip for you. Go away. Reinvent your entire personality, then come back with a new screen name. Then never mention who you are. Or just accept a COD delivery for a rope I'll send you.
Someone reset his post count, again, just to drive the point home. Screencap me proof of doing so, and I'll paypal you $5. Or I'll double it for an I.P. ban
Oh yea, fuck you.
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Yesterday was indeed a great day. We buried my grandpa. :'(
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In what? is he ok?
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I got wicked fucking drunk last night was dressed like a fire man stripper and passed out on a tile floor...My back hurts.
You just gave you girl friend the ring of weight gain and half your shit.
Prepare yourself for the repercussions for you will soon be a fatty fucker.
but In all sincerity
Congratulations for being able to make that kind of commitment with someone you truly love.
Dammit JD I got all gay again help me with your healing magical powers.
I really do think im going a bit crazy, but since I think that, im not crazy because I know.
You Know? well obviously you don't know, you have no idea whatsoever.
You know nothing about me. What the hell have I been doing all this time If I don't even exist!
I need to stop drinking so much monster.
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Congrats on getting hitched.
Half of everything doesnt bother me. If I ever lose my turn, all she'll get is a bunch of broken cars with a cumulative value of $1500.
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Congrats on getting hitched.
Half of everything doesnt bother me. If I ever lose my turn, all she'll get is a bunch of broken cars with a cumulative value of $1500.
Damn thats smart ahahahah
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Congrats on getting hitched.
Half of everything doesnt bother me. If I ever lose my turn, all she'll get is a bunch of broken cars with a cumulative value of $1500.
you've got the right mindset
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Where's the pics of this pig? ;D
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Start the M.S. Paint violations NOW!
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nice, she has some nice guns, cans, gazungas, tihtays, chichi's, melons, milk bags, etc etc. lucky you.
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you look like timothy olyphant's retarded younger brother
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just look at his pupils... true story
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HA, I had to go back to the original and look at my pupils, you had me worried I was busted, lol
John, how do I look retarded? But that's not the first time I've heard that reference to similarity. My wife also says it, along with my attitude coinciding with most of his roles. I KINDA see it, but you saying it makes me think/worry.
Also, thanks guys, she's a great chick for real, and I'm lucky I got that snatch on lock
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in anycase, good luck buddy.
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Thanks guys. The magic of a good bra is priceless
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Also, the offer still stands. $10 to whoever ip bans snitchnigger
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She looks a tad jewish, but still well within the completely sober tickle butt limit, so I congratulate you!! :noel:
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She's like half italian, some armenian, and cherokee. No jew that she's aware of.
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she looks every bit of that mix, but since there is no mexican, black, or asian, she's just white.
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she looks every bit of that mix, but since there is no mexican, black, or asian, she's just white.
and it works for me
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she looks every bit of that mix, but since there is no mexican, black, or asian, she's just white.
and it works for me
Me too :noel:
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She's like half italian, some armenian, and cherokee. No jew that she's aware of.
You must understand. The Armenian thing fucks with white peoples' perceptions, and we go straight to jew. So suwree.
White > Jew > all other bullshit.
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vids doin the boogaloo or ban. :)
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It's cool about the Jew thing, its the first time I've heard that one though. Most people go straight to thinking I'm Mexican. You want a video of the "honeymoon" sex? If so, sorry we didn't tape that one..we should have for us to have, but we didn't. That was good though ;) Our sex life is great, twice a day like a full time job ;)
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It's cool about the Jew thing, its the first time I've heard that one though. Most people go straight to thinking I'm Mexican. You want a video of the "honeymoon" sex? If so, sorry we didn't tape that one..we should have for us to have, but we didn't. That was good though ;) Our sex life is great, twice a day like a full time job ;)
10 bucks says you guys divorce within a year.
and having your wifey with an rhmt account is always a big no no
she will call you out on one thing or another sooner or later or she will try to fuck people off of rhmt.
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I doubt it, and good luck with that
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Colt is right, all women are succubi.
You two are too young to have kids. Don't waste your youth on procreation for another 5-8 years.
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I was of the same mindset for quite a while. I've been with this girl for a little over 3 years (co-habitated that long) , and she has shown me that not all (but MOST) women are just that. She's really fantastic, and that's not just the "newlywed" speaking. She and I are nothing new to each other.
Don't plan on kids until I'm about 30, so 4 more years to get everything in order. But we are going to do our best to get my daughter out of where she is with her mother. But as far as "youth" we've both already had more than our fair share of "young, immature" shit to last the both of us multiple lifetimes. We are both content on the typical older person's lifestyle of just hanging out together, and a few friends. Or just watching t.v. Simple shit. Keeping it simple and uncomplicated is under rated in these days of global advertising, where everyone is chasing shit they can't afford, to keep up with people that are in twice the debt they are. Too many people are concerned with their image, and status to actually focus on the quality of their life. We've excelled in that, and live well within our limited means. And we are content in doing so.
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She is obviously a very powerful succubi to pull the wool over your eyes like that.
Men having kids at 30 is retarded. A 30 year old man is a 12 year old with too much testosterone. Wait until she is 30-32, and you are 40+.
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Highroller can you come smash me flat please? Keelay cant seem to get the job done :-\
deal if you make me pancakes after.
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Highroller can you come smash me flat please? Keelay cant seem to get the job done :-\
deal if you make me pancakes after.
LOL ;D :yes:
Classic RHMT love.
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Nah, we'll be okay. We've been through enough to make us end our relationship and it just as strong as it was a little over 3 years ago.
You don't want my pancakes highroller, I burn them on both sides and its usually still gooey on the insides.
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You don't want my pancakes highroller, I burn them on both sides and its usually still gooey on the insides.
thats enough to get rid of you right there >:(
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i'd burn her on both sides leave the inside all gooey
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I like the insides gooey too.
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This post is.....
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...going downhill fast, lol!
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Bitch can't cook = marriage fail.
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Bitch can't cook = marriage fail.
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If my wife can cook, makes as much as me, runs marathons, and is getting her phd, all while being a lady on the street, and a freak in the bed...is she still a succubi? ???
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If my wife can cook, makes as much as me, runs marathons, and is getting her phd, all while being a lady on the street, and a freak in the bed...is she still a succubi? ???
Yes, just higher quality. ;D
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I'M DOOMED!!!
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All women want to suck out your soul. Some just do it more slowly than others.
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All women want to suck out your soul. Some just do it more slowly than others.
Stay single niggas.... even if you get shacked up, dont give her a legal foot to stand on with that onion ring wedding band like No/Ass Mike
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It's cool about the Jew thing, its the first time I've heard that one though. Most people go straight to thinking I'm Mexican. You want a video of the "honeymoon" sex? If so, sorry we didn't tape that one..we should have for us to have, but we didn't. That was good though ;) Our sex life is great, twice a day like a full time job ;)
10 bucks says you guys divorce within a year.
and having your wifey with an rhmt account is always a big no no
she will call you out on one thing or another sooner or later or she will try to fuck people off of rhmt.
Dibs.
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Congrats sir. I hope all is well... Now onto what you asked.
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Nah, we'll be okay. We've been through enough to make us end our relationship and it just as strong as it was a little over 3 years ago.
You don't want my pancakes highroller, I burn them on both sides and its usually still gooey on the insides.
use a tfal wok to make pancakes... its fail safe... just have a stick of butter and quickly draw a "W" across the wok before dumping in the batter... swirl the wok around to get an even coat.. dont touch it or try to flip it till bubbles form across the entire pancake and then pop... if your a complete failure and you cant flip a pancake mid air then give the tfal a really hard and fast twirl which will break the pancake from the surface of the wok and then slide it into a large plate then flip it off the plate into the wok to do the other side
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I make pancakes on a dry stainless pan. You have to get the batter to the right consistency, and cook them a little bellow medium high. If they burn before the bubbles pop up , it's too hot. When bubbles pop up over the entire surface flip it. it shouldn't take more than 15 seconds per cake.
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waffles are easier :)
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speaking of which, whatever happened to wafflesincars?
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speaking of which, whatever happened to wafflesincars?
He's a broke hippy who can't afford internet.
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waffles are easier :)
I agree. I have a waffle iron that beeps when it's time to take it out. Easy as hell.
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Thanks guys. The magic of a good bra is priceless
aint no magic. that shit's straight sorcery.
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jihad
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Congrats sir. I hope all is well... Now onto what you asked.
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lulz.
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waffles are easier :)
Shut the fuck up Chuck go to AA stop crashing cars.
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Valerie: if you want adorable children, flipnog is your man.
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You haven't seen my daughter. I might be ugly, but I make a damn good looking kid!
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You haven't seen my daughter. I might be ugly, but I make a damn good looking kid!
so am i. but check this out..
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that was a year or 2 ago
heres a few kinda recent
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STOP SCROLLING BACK UP TO LOOK AT MY WIFE. LULZ
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flip wife aint too bad on the eyes, yo O0
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I'm sayin... flipdick ain't got shit on mah baby makin skills.
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Pick me and I'll buy you some yiddish bagels, hoe.
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flip wife and sisters. lol
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stevemode does have some cute kids.. props!
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and... I make white children. Something near and dear to the Jewish community. Sorry gooker.
haha
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You guys are making the assumption that those baby's came from your seed. There's probably a good reason they are good looking and look nothing like you.
Time to call Maury
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You guys are making the assumption that those baby's came from your seed. There's probably a good reason they are good looking and look nothing like you.
Time to call Maury
Or bust a cap in Sancho's ass :?: ;D :noel:
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Hey flip nog post up some pics of your sister so I can print them out and hand them to my buddies down at the long shore yard so they know who they are getting to hang out with. I mean now that your sister lives in the seattle area and all, you should come kick it with the fluffly crew!!
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i will be there this year after i get back from vegas.
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You do have some adorable kids.
My daughter
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daughter and nephew
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My nephew
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Baby, why do you have to put up a picture of me with my boobs popping out of the dress and me with no makeup on? That was the last day we saw his daughter you guys, nearly 6 weeks ago. Ex wife got served custody pictures on his birthday though. The last picture is not Kyle's though guys, I don't know why he put that one up. It's his nephew! He does make cute kids though! You are too cute babe, which is why I married you, or it could be your big dick and the constant sex I get 2 to 3 times a day...hum....
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kidding, it's your personality too ;)
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the fluffy crew would be all on your nephews fat baby sitter
and complex would be all on your newphew
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steve always has epic pics of his kids.
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If you let flipnog make your kids you will not have to buy a mini van, but a school bus to drive the whole family around.