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[keelay]

She's like half italian, some armenian, and cherokee. No jew that she's aware of.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

she looks every bit of that mix, but since there is no mexican, black, or asian, she's just white.

[j.h.christ]

she looks every bit of that mix, but since there is no mexican, black, or asian, she's just white.

and it works for me

[keelay]

she looks every bit of that mix, but since there is no mexican, black, or asian, she's just white.

and it works for me

Me too 

[Stealthmode]

She's like half italian, some armenian, and cherokee. No jew that she's aware of.

You must understand. The Armenian thing fucks with white peoples' perceptions, and we go straight to jew. So suwree.



White > Jew > all other bullshit.

[Stealthmode]

vids doin the boogaloo or ban.   

[Val]

It's cool about the Jew thing, its the first time I've heard that one though. Most people go straight to thinking I'm Mexican. You want a video of the "honeymoon" sex? If so, sorry we didn't tape that one..we should have for us to have, but we didn't. That was good though Our sex life is great, twice a day like a full time job

[jay]

It's cool about the Jew thing, its the first time I've heard that one though. Most people go straight to thinking I'm Mexican. You want a video of the "honeymoon" sex? If so, sorry we didn't tape that one..we should have for us to have, but we didn't. That was good though Our sex life is great, twice a day like a full time job

10 bucks says you guys divorce within a year.

and having your wifey with an rhmt account is always a big no no

she will call you out on one thing or another sooner or later or she will try to fuck people off of rhmt.

[keelay]

I doubt it, and good luck with that

[Joseph Davis]

Colt is right, all women are succubi.

You two are too young to have kids.  Don't waste your youth on procreation for another 5-8 years.

[keelay]

 I was of the same mindset for quite a while. I've been with this girl for a little over 3 years (co-habitated that long) , and she has shown me that not all (but MOST) women are just that. She's really fantastic, and that's not just the "newlywed" speaking. She and I are nothing new to each other.
 Don't plan on kids until I'm about 30, so 4 more years to get everything in order. But we are going to do our best to get my daughter out of where she is with her mother. But as far as "youth" we've both already had more than our fair share of "young, immature" shit to last the both of us multiple lifetimes. We are both content on the typical older person's lifestyle of just hanging out together, and a few friends. Or just watching t.v. Simple shit. Keeping it simple and uncomplicated is under rated in these days of global advertising, where everyone is chasing shit they can't afford, to keep up with people that are in twice the debt they are. Too many people are concerned with their image, and status to actually focus on the quality of their life. We've excelled in that, and live well within our limited means. And we are content in doing so.

[Joseph Davis]

She is obviously a very powerful succubi to pull the wool over your eyes like that.

Men having kids at 30 is retarded.  A 30 year old man is a 12 year old with too much testosterone.  Wait until she is 30-32, and you are 40+.

[highroller54]

Highroller can you come smash me flat please? Keelay cant seem to get the job done 

deal if you make me pancakes after.

[92CXyD]

Highroller can you come smash me flat please? Keelay cant seem to get the job done 

deal if you make me pancakes after.

LOL  ;D :yes:


Classic RHMT love.

[Val]

Nah, we'll be okay. We've been through enough to make us end our relationship and it just as strong as it was a little over 3 years ago.

You don't want my pancakes highroller, I burn them on both sides and its usually still gooey on the insides.

[highroller54]

You don't want my pancakes highroller, I burn them on both sides and its usually still gooey on the insides.

 thats enough to get rid of you right there

[BoostedSchemes]

i'd burn her on both sides leave the inside all gooey

[Hotrodlincoln]

I like the insides gooey too.

[crxvtec91]

This post is.....

[keelay]

...going downhill fast, lol!

[Joseph Davis]

Bitch can't cook = marriage fail.

[d112crzy]

Bitch can't cook = marriage fail.

[SgtB]

If my wife can cook, makes as much as me, runs marathons, and is getting her phd, all while being a lady on the street, and a freak in the bed...is she still a succubi?  

[92CXyD]

If my wife can cook, makes as much as me, runs marathons, and is getting her phd, all while being a lady on the street, and a freak in the bed...is she still a succubi?  

Yes, just higher quality. ;D

[SgtB]

I'M DOOMED!!!

[Robb]

All women want to suck out your soul. Some just do it more slowly than others.

[BoostedSchemes]

All women want to suck out your soul. Some just do it more slowly than others.

Stay single niggas.... even if you get shacked up, dont give her a legal foot to stand on with that onion ring wedding band like No/Ass Mike

[fysh]

It's cool about the Jew thing, its the first time I've heard that one though. Most people go straight to thinking I'm Mexican. You want a video of the "honeymoon" sex? If so, sorry we didn't tape that one..we should have for us to have, but we didn't. That was good though Our sex life is great, twice a day like a full time job

10 bucks says you guys divorce within a year.

and having your wifey with an rhmt account is always a big no no

she will call you out on one thing or another sooner or later or she will try to fuck people off of rhmt.

Dibs.

[glustic]

Congrats sir. I hope all is well... Now onto what you asked.

[jay]

Nah, we'll be okay. We've been through enough to make us end our relationship and it just as strong as it was a little over 3 years ago.

You don't want my pancakes highroller, I burn them on both sides and its usually still gooey on the insides.

use a tfal wok to make pancakes... its fail safe... just have a stick of butter and quickly draw a "W" across the wok before dumping in the batter... swirl the wok around to get an even coat.. dont touch it or try to flip it till bubbles form across the entire pancake and then pop... if your a complete failure and you cant flip a pancake mid air then give the tfal a really hard and fast twirl which will break the pancake from the surface of the wok and then slide it into a large plate then flip it off the plate into the wok to do the other side