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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: brine04 on April 15, 2009, 06:51:41 PM
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Ok so I haven't smoked any weed since March 14th. I have a piss test on Friday afternoon and I'm concerned about it. Need some advice on getting this shit out of my system if it isn't already.
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You have two options. Substitution and dilution.
Substitution means using someone else's pee, or a synthetic urine. Guaranteed to work unless they find out which usually isn't possible unless you go blabbing to someone.
Dilution means drinking a lot of water beforehand to dilute your levels. You need to take a lot of vitamin B to keep your piss yellow and some other chemicals to keep the creatinine levels up.
This website has all the information you need to know, read the stickies and spend some time reading other threads. If you go the substitution method I recommend QuickFix.
http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testing/ (http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testing/)
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drink shit ton of water, and go buy some giant horse tranqualizer looking drug test passing pills, and a home test kit. take giant pills, drink more water. take test.
cousin did it, it worked.
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Its been a month man. Thc stick in your fat cells. I know my brother who is skinny, can smoke a bunch of pot, and 2 weeks later pass a piss test. Me on the other hand is a fat fuck and it takes a month. You SHOULD be fine. You could always go to a shop and get some piss cleaner.
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why does your piss have to be yellow, mine is almost always totally clear because i drink a lot of water
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why does your piss have to be yellow, mine is almost always totally clear because i drink a lot of water
They will assume you have diluted (drank a ton of water) and either make you retest or call it an automatic fail depending on why you are taking the test. Even if your normally have clear piss, it won't fly with them.
And about THC staying in your system, it varies from person to person. Two people who are exactly the same weight: One person might be clean after a week, one person might take 2 months. Don't go by what one person tells you on the internet. Read up on the website I linked you to.
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guess there are a lot of druggies around you jago. not all places are like that, piss is piss, we have healthy people, not everyones pisses yellow. some of us drink plenty of water.
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guess there are a lot of druggies around you jago. not all places are like that, piss is piss, we have healthy people, not everyones pisses yellow. some of us drink plenty of water.
What are you trying to say? No lab will accept a clear piss sample.
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better just get a nice rope and find a good tree 4 ur-self just incase, no just playing i know that when my girlfriend was pregnant with my daughter she had to go into the doctors for some kind of check up and earlier at work she ate some fruit loops (or some kind of) cereal. but they made her pee in a cup so they could check it for whatever they check for and all the sugar in the cereal messed the test up but not sure if that would do anything in ur situation :-\
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guess there are a lot of druggies around you jago. not all places are like that, piss is piss, we have healthy people, not everyones pisses yellow. some of us drink plenty of water.
What are you trying to say? No lab will accept a clear piss sample.
Not true. I get tested VERY frequently sense i am active duty, and like most people in my command, there is a BIG emphasis on staying hydrated and having clear piss. I would say OVER 50% of samples collected are more clear than yellow if not completely clear. I Myself can not remember the last time i gave a yellow sample.
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Guess they aren't very strict then. Your testing facility is not representative of a typical one.
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Guess they aren't very strict then. Your testing facility is not representative of a typical one.
So the national testing facilities that do military arn't very strict? They test for absolutely EVERYTHING. I know for sure that all branches of the military put alot of emphasis on being hydrated. being hydrated equals pissing clear.
Almost every military head (bathroom) i go in has a color piss chart above the urinal so you can analyze your damn color and it tells you how much more water you should drink. Its annoying as all hell but it's there. I would say they are very strict..
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I took a piss test for a job last wednesday, and it had been about 2 weeks since I had smoked, (I'm like a once a week smoker, if that). Passed it just fine.
I did drink fluids before hand just to be safe, but not enough to make it perfectly clear.
Don't buy those bullshit pills and drinks. I wasted $30 on them because I was nervous. An I never took them, they're still on my desk.
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If you can pass the test by doing nothing other than drinking water, then yes, that is NOT STRICT.
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I took a piss test for a job last wednesday, and it had been about 2 weeks since I had smoked, (I'm like a once a week smoker, if that). Passed it just fine.
I did drink fluids before hand just to be safe, but not enough to make it perfectly clear.
Don't buy those bullshit pills and drinks. I wasted $30 on them because I was nervous. An I never took them, they're still on my desk.
It's true, those drinks are a scam. They work on the simple principle of dilution, which you can do for yourself for $5. The drinks don't work all the time, or even most of the time.
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If you can pass the test by doing nothing other than drinking water, then yes, that is NOT STRICT.
Well from what I've read there's two different levels they test for with THC; 50ng/mL and 15ng/mL (nanograms/milliliter)
50ng is typical for a drug screening for jobs and stuff, and usually 15 is the tight one. If the 50ng test comes back questionable they may do a 15ng test to verify.
If you're nervous, pick up one of those home drug test kits and test it yourself. I did and I'm glad, it was relieved when it came back neg. It was the one at rite-aid. It's like $15.
Don't get the coke, PCP, Meth combo one, (unless you do that shit i guess) That shit costs $$.
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I took a piss test for a job last wednesday, and it had been about 2 weeks since I had smoked, (I'm like a once a week smoker, if that). Passed it just fine.
I did drink fluids before hand just to be safe, but not enough to make it perfectly clear.
Don't buy those bullshit pills and drinks. I wasted $30 on them because I was nervous. An I never took them, they're still on my desk.
It's true, those drinks are a scam. They work on the simple principle of dilution, which you can do for yourself for $5. The drinks don't work all the time, or even most of the time.
I think the only thing of value in the pills I bought was that they had creatine suppliment. other than that the rest is bullshit.
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If you have time and can wait a few days to get a home test, buy them on ebay. You can get a pack of 10 for $15, as opposed to getting 1 for $15 at walgreen's.
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Ok well after some reading it looks like I should be ok but I'm going to drink a fuck ton of liquids for the rest of the week just in case. I have some multivitamins that turn my piss super yelllow so I'll take a few of those before the test to get some yellow coloring back.
What are you guys' experiences? Clean after 30 days?
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I don't smoke very much and my levels were 60 ng/mL after quitting for a month. Surprised me.
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i don't have to take a test to tell you i do drugs
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LOL my sides hurt
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If you can pass the test by doing nothing other than drinking water, then yes, that is NOT STRICT.
Who was talking about passing a test by drinking nothing but water?
No, not me... I was responding to your post that said no lab will accept clear piss.
I said that in the military we get tested very often (at least i do) and in the military (at least here) there is a strong emphasis on being hydrated at all times, which makes your piss clear.
And never once has a sample been disqualified or sent back or auto failed due to being clear. I am one of my commands urinalysis coordinators...
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I really dont think the color matters at all. Its the specific gravity that will show dilution. Cranberry juice is good for flushing you out also. The acidity helps flush your kidneys out. Back when I used to smoke thats what I used or a lil vinegar cocktail. The last test I took I was quit a month to the day and passed with flying colors on a random test. Since you have been quit for a month i wouldnt stress it and just drink you about a half of a gallon of cranberry the day before if nothing else and pee away lol.
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Yeah I smoked a few times that weekend and probably not for 2 or 3 weeks before that, it's not something I do a lot of.
Edit: not something I do a lot of.
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Drinking tons of water will not "wash" the THC out. THC is stored in your fat, and unless you can wash fat away it's not going to just rinse out.
Different testing facilities test differently, so saying one doesn't care what color your piss is doesn't mean that another won't. ALL of the facilities I've been to specifically state they can ask you to submit another sample if they have ANY reason to believe it's altered. They don't have to give you a reason, they can just ask you to retest.
I personally just buy the synthetic piss. It works every time.
I did get caught with it once because I was lazy and put it in my sock, and they asked me to pull up my pants legs. They let me test anyway and somehow I passed after getting pretty blazed the previous day.
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if u havent smoked since the 14th of march u r clean.... unless u r over weight and dont exercise.. then it might take longer than 30days.. as for drinking a lot of water now, or getting those kits they sell.. they wont work if the people testing u "gravity test which means if your pee is too clean, which they test immediately, they make u wait for an hour to test again..and then your THC will show up.. but its been 30 days..i wouldnt stress
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Yeah I smoked a few times that weekend and probably not for 2 or 3 weeks before that, it's not something I do a lot of.
Edit: not something I do a lot of.
Just get sobus to piss in something and sneak that shit in. I tested fine before I started snap on and I had smoked like 15days prior.
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... unless u r over weight and dont exercise...
Bahaha, Bnorth now you will be wishing you kept wl girl around longer. :P
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... unless u r over weight and dont exercise...
Bahaha, Bnorth now you will be wishing you kept wl girl around longer. :P
No fuck that bitch. I'll pass even though I'm a chubby fucker right now.
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I've yet to meet a WL girl worth keeping around
but ya cranberry juice seems like a worthy drink for insurance
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I don't understand why people risk not getting hired over spending $20-25 to definitely, positively pass.
I don't put much stock in niacin, drinking tons of water, drinking bleach (yes, I've heard it), cranberry juice, etc etc. Sure, you'll see honest people on the interwebs talk about their friend that did it and passed, and how they did it and passed as well, but oddly never provide scientific reasoning to back it up.
Truth: it's stored in your fat and as you burn through it, will secrete it in your urine.
Spend the $20 and rest peacefully knowing that you WILL pass.
Oh, again, I passed the day after a weekend of smoking. I drank soda and was lazy all weekend. Let's not take into consideration that I probably don't any body fat at all to store the shit, just drink soda and be lazy instead. It worked for me :P
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Guess they aren't very strict then. Your testing facility is not representative of a typical one.
So the national testing facilities that do military arn't very strict? They test for absolutely EVERYTHING. I know for sure that all branches of the military put alot of emphasis on being hydrated. being hydrated equals pissing clear.
Almost every military head (bathroom) i go in has a color piss chart above the urinal so you can analyze your damn color and it tells you how much more water you should drink. Its annoying as all hell but it's there. I would say they are very strict..
the Marine Corps does not test for everything. hell, they dont even test every specimin. im weird, ive never had an illegal drug in my body but I know these things from working with the saco.
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Guess they aren't very strict then. Your testing facility is not representative of a typical one.
So the national testing facilities that do military arn't very strict? They test for absolutely EVERYTHING. I know for sure that all branches of the military put alot of emphasis on being hydrated. being hydrated equals pissing clear.
Almost every military head (bathroom) i go in has a color piss chart above the urinal so you can analyze your damn color and it tells you how much more water you should drink. Its annoying as all hell but it's there. I would say they are very strict..
the Marine Corps does not test for everything. hell, they dont even test every specimin. im weird, ive never had an illegal drug in my body but I know these things from working with the saco.
Thats weird, they test for a shitload of stuff with ours... ive been a UC for 4 years now at my present command.
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I don't understand why people risk not getting hired over spending $20-25 to definitely, positively pass.
I don't put much stock in niacin, drinking tons of water, drinking bleach (yes, I've heard it), cranberry juice, etc etc. Sure, you'll see honest people on the interwebs talk about their friend that did it and passed, and how they did it and passed as well, but oddly never provide scientific reasoning to back it up.
Truth: it's stored in your fat and as you burn through it, will secrete it in your urine.
Spend the $20 and rest peacefully knowing that you WILL pass.
Oh, again, I passed the day after a weekend of smoking. I drank soda and was lazy all weekend. Let's not take into consideration that I probably don't any body fat at all to store the shit, just drink soda and be lazy instead. It worked for me :P
Dude I live in the middle of Canada there isn't any synthetic piss that will get here in time. I had 2 days notice on the test.
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I pissed in a flask for a mates test, he passed :noel:
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Guess they aren't very strict then. Your testing facility is not representative of a typical one.
So the national testing facilities that do military arn't very strict? They test for absolutely EVERYTHING. I know for sure that all branches of the military put alot of emphasis on being hydrated. being hydrated equals pissing clear.
Almost every military head (bathroom) i go in has a color piss chart above the urinal so you can analyze your damn color and it tells you how much more water you should drink. Its annoying as all hell but it's there. I would say they are very strict..
the Marine Corps does not test for everything. hell, they dont even test every specimin. im weird, ive never had an illegal drug in my body but I know these things from working with the saco.
Thats weird, they test for a shitload of stuff with ours... ive been a UC for 4 years now at my present command.
they don't test every sample that gets to the lab.
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ive been told that out of the ~150 we send in, only about 10 actually get tested. :?:
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So what is your test for? Court ordered? Military? Job related?
A test ordered by a judge for whatever reason is usually going to be the most strict.
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Just a pre employment screening. I already have a job but I want this one more.
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Just a pre employment screening. I already have a job but I want this one more.
Is the test today?
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THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?
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Well I peed in the cup, they gave me a breathalyzer too.
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THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?
Don't think so, it's released as you burn through your fat. I'm sure you can find someone online that said it worked for them but I don't see it being very effective...
There's this fake urine that costs about the same as a bottle of liquor and it would definitely work :P
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THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?
Don't think so, it's released as you burn through your fat. I'm sure you can find someone online that said it worked for them but I don't see it being very effective...
There's this fake urine that costs about the same as a bottle of liquor and it would definitely work :P
I'm military, there is no privacy when you piss in the cup. Some UA techs take their jobs a little too seriously and watch you piss, its very invasive. And thats not homo, thats basic protocol.
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THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?
Don't think so, it's released as you burn through your fat. I'm sure you can find someone online that said it worked for them but I don't see it being very effective...
There's this fake urine that costs about the same as a bottle of liquor and it would definitely work :P
I'm military, there is no privacy when you piss in the cup. Some UA techs take their jobs a little too seriously and watch you piss, its very invasive. And thats not homo, thats basic protocol.
Bet that's awkward.
They also sell fake penises that you can use :?: Before I had to do anything that hardcore, I'd just quit smoking.
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THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?
Don't think so, it's released as you burn through your fat. I'm sure you can find someone online that said it worked for them but I don't see it being very effective...
There's this fake urine that costs about the same as a bottle of liquor and it would definitely work :P
I'm military, there is no privacy when you piss in the cup. Some UA techs take their jobs a little too seriously and watch you piss, its very invasive. And thats not homo, thats basic protocol.
Bet that's awkward.
They also sell fake penises that you can use :?: Before I had to do anything that hardcore, I'd just quit smoking.
I've had good luck with quitting a week out then extreme diluting the night before. Doesn't matter if the piss is clear or not to them. However, I did have a random piss test last month and I got lazy and didn't do my usual diluting methods (I did quit a week out though) so I'm a little nervous. Haven't recieved a call from my 1st Sgt yet, but I have to see her tomorrow. Fun fun. And I probably should quit smoking, I've been smoking quite a bit less lately anyway. Use to be an everyday, multiple times a day sorta thing for me... Now that I'm broke, its just every now and then.
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Yeah, I backed down to once a month or week, when it used to be multiple times a day.
Now it's almost back to once a day but it's not necessary, just something I like to do at the end of the day to relax. I do it when I can and when I don't it's not a big loss.
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Passed that shit bitches thanks for the advice and stories now go fist your whore mothers.
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Drinking all this water sucks >:(
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Nothing beats just straight up not smoking and being active and drinking water.
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Drinking all this water sucks >:(
lol why the hell bump this?
I wouldn't quit smoking just to pass a drug test. Especially when fake piss is only $20-30 and you only need it occasionally.
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Drinking all this water sucks >:(
lol why the hell bump this?
I wouldn't quit smoking just to pass a drug test. Especially when fake piss is only $20-30 and you only need it occasionally.
I dont see how the fake piss would work? every drug test ive had to take the nurse is pretty much in the same room and u cant close the door.
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lots of places round here are using Mouth swabbs and all the high end places liek Gov type stuff are gonna go for hair.
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Drinking all this water sucks >:(
lol why the hell bump this?
I wouldn't quit smoking just to pass a drug test. Especially when fake piss is only $20-30 and you only need it occasionally.
I dont see how the fake piss would work? every drug test ive had to take the nurse is pretty much in the same room and u cant close the door.
There's all kinds out there. Some even have a fake penis that you "piss out of". Any of them I always take they let you close the door.
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Quit buying weed and smoke K2 Summit instead. It gives you a similar high to marijuana. Its legal to buy, and you'll pass a piss test because it doesn't contain THC.
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Quit buying weed and smoke K2 Summit instead. It gives you a similar high to marijuana. Its legal to buy, and you'll pass a piss test because it doesn't contain THC.
Similar, but not the same.
I've personally never had a drug test where I was watched, and even so there are fake-urine-loaded fake dicks like Doug said.
Hair tests bother me but fortunately my last gov't contracting job did a good 'ol piss test.
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Is the fake piss a liquid or a powder? The ones I've been to tape all the handles and stuff so you can't get water unless you dip it out of the bowl.
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Is the fake piss a liquid or a powder? The ones I've been to tape all the handles and stuff so you can't get water unless you dip it out of the bowl.
Both kinds are available
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Is the fake piss a liquid or a powder? The ones I've been to tape all the handles and stuff so you can't get water unless you dip it out of the bowl.
Just get the one that has the thermometer on it and tape it to the inside of your leg or under your sack. I've heard of a few places that do a quick pat down, so don't keep it in your pocket.... or sock....Jorsher (I think it was you anyways)
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Is the fake piss a liquid or a powder? The ones I've been to tape all the handles and stuff so you can't get water unless you dip it out of the bowl.
Just get the one that has the thermometer on it and tape it to the inside of your leg or under your sack. I've heard of a few places that do a quick pat down, so don't keep it in your pocket.... or sock....Jorsher (I think it was you anyways)
Yeah, that was me. Out of all the times I've done drug tests, the only time they've checked my socks was the time I had the shit hiding in my sock.
Now I'm not lazy and rig it in my boxers.
Quick Fix comes with a premixed 2oz bottle of fake urine with thermometer strip on the outside, a heating pad, and a rubber band to attach the heating pad to the bottle.
The time I got caught with the bottle in my sock was a day after I had smoked two fatties, and somehow I still managed to pass the drug test. Passed before a day after smoking as well. I don't know if it's due to my lack of body fat (my metabolism is ridiculous, which you'd know if you've seen a picture of me), or because the employer didn't care, but the fact that one of the time I passed was for the gov't contracting job leads me to believe it's because of my lack of fat.
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I made the mistake of putting my bottle up on the defroster vent to warm it up one time before a drug test. It felt like my sack was on fire before I got that shit in the cup. Ended up telling them I was running a fever because it was 100.5 degrees on the strip.
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I made the mistake of putting my bottle up on the defroster vent to warm it up one time before a drug test. It felt like my sack was on fire before I got that shit in the cup. Ended up telling them I was running a fever because it was 100.5 degrees on the strip.
Lol, I bet that was uncomfortable as hell. I think they more worry about it being under temp.
One time when I went to take mine I couldn't piss so I had to sit in the lobby and drink water forever. Then it felt like someone punched me in the stomach I had to shit so bad. So I went back there and blew the toilet up where the test was...needless to say you can't flush. Sucked for that chick
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lol
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I've never had to take a drug test in my life. Unfortunately, I don't do any drugs either.
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I've never had to take a drug test in my life. Unfortunately, I don't do any drugs either.
Where you work at? My gf works for Wachovia/Wells Fargo and they don't do drug testing either.
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Wright State University.