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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Logan76 on April 18, 2009, 12:44:50 PM

Title: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Logan76 on April 18, 2009, 12:44:50 PM
this is the part where ya post up how and with what you're going to survie the return of the dead. oh, and the song you're gonna blast when piling up the undead.


Ok so all my rifles are at my dads place, this ruger all weather is the exact same setup as me,except its right handed. Mine even has the neoprene sling and shell holder on the stock. So include this rifle in the mix.
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My Arsenal, the dog's are just there as an alarm, dont want them biting a zombie and becoming one themselves.
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Metallica - Sanitarium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WElvEZj0Ltw#lq-lq2-hq-vhq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WElvEZj0Ltw#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

Bas Rutten as my sidekick
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D11 Dozer, smoochie boochie, bitchez zombie pusher!
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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: jeffsciv23 on April 18, 2009, 01:32:18 PM
never know when we will be attacked by zombie
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Jorsher on April 18, 2009, 01:36:26 PM
Interesting, this has always been my rationale for buying guns.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 18, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
another 4chan thread makes it here
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 18, 2009, 02:49:30 PM
Well since I am afraid of zombies. I live in Canada and dont have guns.


I think of other ways to protect myself for the "just in case" Rachel purchased me this book.
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And I know where to find this zombie slayer. I need a gun for backup. :yes:


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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: j.h.christ on April 18, 2009, 03:16:37 PM
i'm going to pray to our heavenly father. that should do the trick.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Corey on April 18, 2009, 04:02:47 PM
im gonna turn my guns over to the govt and have them protect me.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Sinister on April 18, 2009, 04:09:06 PM
i'm going to pray to our heavenly father. that should do the trick.

Fuck that, if anything ask for guidance then bust through the door guns a blazin'.  :noel:

also UI, that axe looks like it'd be good for 1 swing then would fall apart  :?: My old louie ville slugger should do the trick  :P
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 18, 2009, 04:10:28 PM
im gonna turn my guns over to the govt and have them protect me.
I hope your joking
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: shadow on April 18, 2009, 04:24:49 PM
sarcasm is weak in this one.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: SpeedyJAY on April 18, 2009, 04:33:58 PM
im gonna turn my guns and my money over to the govt and have them protect me.

Fixed
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Stealthmode on April 18, 2009, 08:36:54 PM
  A guy I know has all of these, and he's an American badass.  ;)

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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 18, 2009, 08:41:32 PM
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That there is what a person needs. The auto for longer ranges, shotty for close and the pistol for a backup when reloading. thems is clutch sir
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 18, 2009, 09:24:42 PM
Auto looks like a siaga to me, not really good for long range
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: bizzy911 on April 18, 2009, 09:38:13 PM
unfortunately i'm in the same boat as ui no can't buy guns freely...so its a stock of axes, and pipes bombs made from household products O0
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 19, 2009, 12:51:04 AM
Through intensive research of zombie video games I have determined reloading gets you killed.  Get the biggest bullet you can with the highest capacity magazine you can and you'll be teh Winn4Rz!
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 19, 2009, 01:14:50 AM
edit, reliability factors in aswell.  I dont count any 22 as reliable due to the fact its a rimfire.  So far AK still wins.  Anyone can show me a better weapon that fits these categories and surpasses the AK, i'll get rid of all the stuff i have and buy one of that.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Stealthmode on April 19, 2009, 03:36:59 AM
Auto looks like a siaga to me, not really good for long range

It is a Saiga, and it's a semi auto. Long range to me means 150 yards at most, which it's capable of.

No reason to be blowing your cover over 150 yards unless you're jumping the gun. The element of surprise is just as good as having an M1 tank.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: t_cel_t on April 19, 2009, 03:49:12 AM
i took my saiga to the gun range for the pre-hunt sight in and was shooting 1.5-2 inch groups at 100yds off the bench with fmj wolf, shut the fuck up if you dont know what your talking about. it aint sniper rifle accurate but for all intensive purposes of taking out zombies it is totally effective.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 19, 2009, 07:07:39 AM
Long range in a zombie world is 100ft. Any other and its a waste of bullets. It has to be 1 hit kill everytime, aim for the head.


Its not Left 4 Dead and you get unlimited pistol ammo here.

Zombie 101 says get a weapon that doesnt require reloading. But I think guns are in order with a melee weapon for backup.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AWDstylez on April 19, 2009, 08:47:33 AM
im gonna turn my guns over to the govt and have them protect me.

 :yes:

Only bad people own guns.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: QikEnuF on April 19, 2009, 09:33:16 AM
Lost mine in a boating accident.  Zombies are welcome to my door...
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 19, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
Long range in a zombie world is 100ft. Any other and its a waste of bullets. It has to be 1 hit kill everytime, aim for the head.
Saiga is all good then.

i took my saiga to the gun range for the pre-hunt sight in and was shooting 1.5-2 inch groups at 100yds off the bench with fmj wolf
Much better than my shitty aim.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 19, 2009, 02:04:22 PM
Conventional firearm:

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Melee, armor cladded laptop:

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Transportation (zombie fleeus maximus):

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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Jorsher on April 19, 2009, 04:16:14 PM
Transportation (zombie fleeus maximus):

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As long as it's not OCZC tuned, win.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 19, 2009, 04:19:45 PM
better transport, Couple more gunship mods and your good to go


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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on April 19, 2009, 05:58:34 PM
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ultimate zombie alluding machine! If you truly knew anything about zombie survival, you'd understand.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: 89shithatch on April 19, 2009, 06:06:20 PM
actually going to scope out some mossberg 500's right now. haha
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: brine04 on April 19, 2009, 06:45:01 PM
I am a rugged motherfucker so I'll see how many I can take out with my crossbow.
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Best I've done so far is a black bear at about 50 yards. Broadhead arrows fuck stuff up.

Backup is the benelli
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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 19, 2009, 10:04:59 PM
There isnt a day that goes by that i dont fear an upcoming zombie attack.  Therefore I have prepared myself accordingly.  Step one, kill JD, step two, bang stealthwife, step 3 ????, step 4 = win
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 19, 2009, 10:15:33 PM
There isnt a day that goes by that i dont fear an upcoming zombie attack.

I feel your pain crossed eyed yellow man.

and mountain bike>road bike. You know why? The mad debris that the people leave when there is a panic.

See any zombie/apocalypse movie and you will understand.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Burntrubber87 on April 20, 2009, 12:34:54 AM
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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AWDstylez on April 20, 2009, 09:01:19 AM
I am a rugged motherfucker so I'll see how many I can take out with my crossbow.
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Best I've done so far is a black bear at about 50 yards. Broadhead arrows fuck stuff up.

My father has one of those.  Hell of a lot more powerful than most people think.  Go through body armor like butter too.  Might be my next purchase.  Unlimited ammo as long as you rip it out of the zombie's face after.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: bizzy911 on April 20, 2009, 01:29:04 PM
There isnt a day that goes by that i dont fear an upcoming zombie attack.

I think about it everyday, actually i kinda hope for it lol, maybe get some excitement in my life, i would go pick up a tank, and cal it a day!

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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Ghetto_D on April 20, 2009, 02:51:28 PM
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You gotta have a flamethrower in your arsenal.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: TheMadScientist on April 20, 2009, 03:43:37 PM
Through intensive research of zombie video games I have determined reloading gets you killed.  Get the biggest bullet you can with the highest capacity magazine you can and you'll be teh Winn4Rz!

That's what this is for:
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=127325019 (http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=127325019)

Plus I have access to thousands of pounds of C4 , a .50 cal barrett with over 1000 rounds, Thermite grenades and no less than 10,000 rounds of 5.56mm for my M4. All less than 30 minutes from home. 10 if I'm moving real fast and believe me I would be. My supervisor and I have actually had this conversation quite a few times.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 20, 2009, 07:42:17 PM
im glad someone else takes this shit seriously.  Also weight is a factor, .50cal is a fine round, but you can carry tons of 22,9mm, or 7.62x39 or even 556 compare to .50cal.   
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 20, 2009, 10:29:44 PM
a 22 caliber round is enough to pierce a zombies decaying skull


unless you have them funneled into a hallway and can take out many at the same time 50cal owns
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: stealthiskey on April 20, 2009, 10:30:26 PM
Just got the dirtbike running this past weekend to be prepared for such an event.  My strategy would probably be to hijack a boat preferably sailboat, pretty sure zombies can't swim.

I never thought I'd be on a boat.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 20, 2009, 10:39:03 PM
I never thought I'd be on a boat.

I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq-hd)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: HiProfile on April 20, 2009, 11:13:30 PM
Fuck M60's in a Ford (it won't be Zombies "found on road dead"), everyone know's you only kill zombies with a GMC & a minigun - A-Team style:

Motorcade protection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPlwQWDZYf4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)



Missiles & lasers for the really long-range shit:

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Found this site, pretty cool: http://orangecountyshields.tripod.com/id15.html (http://orangecountyshields.tripod.com/id15.html)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 20, 2009, 11:23:35 PM
im definately killing my way to the marina and hijacking a boat
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Logan76 on April 20, 2009, 11:25:53 PM
you got a boat sweet, but what about food and water? are you on lake erie or the atlantic ocean?
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on April 20, 2009, 11:32:49 PM
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FTMFW
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 21, 2009, 01:13:26 AM
you got a boat sweet, but what about food and water? are you on lake erie or the atlantic ocean?
I can goto either a lake or the bay/ocean

I will kill my way back onto land to scavenge for food and water.  i can fish for food in the bay but the ocean would make finding water difficult.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 02:03:44 AM
you mothefuckin faggots have never read world war z by the sound of it

i will upload a direct link to this later today
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: bluerex on April 21, 2009, 02:19:54 AM
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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Evan on April 21, 2009, 02:37:05 AM
Car of choice

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weapons
short range
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Stronghold
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song.
Murder dolls-lets go to war.
LETS GO TO WAR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHsaDg2Gveg#noexternalembed-lq-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 21, 2009, 02:50:40 AM
fuck a tommy gun, those things are heavy as fuck
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Evan on April 21, 2009, 04:57:07 AM
fuck a tommy gun, those things are heavy as fuck

when your light sub machine gun runs out of ammo because you didnt carry enough clips dont come crying to me  ;D
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: BlackDragon on April 21, 2009, 08:06:28 AM
  A guy I know has all of these, and he's an American badass.  ;)

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every man should have that as his best friends  O0
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: stealthiskey on April 21, 2009, 08:48:59 AM
you got a boat sweet, but what about food and water? are you on lake erie or the atlantic ocean?
I can goto either a lake or the bay/ocean

I will kill my way back onto land to scavenge for food and water.  i can fish for food in the bay but the ocean would make finding water difficult.

I'd have one of those machines from water world where you piss into it and it makes water.  Plus I'd eventually make my way to a big oil tanker or cargo ship, that should have plenty of food for a while.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AstroVannin on April 21, 2009, 04:43:19 PM
WTF is this thing.... Seriously

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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 04:56:40 PM
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here you go dumb africas, the entire e-book of "world war z" that brings up the rather obvious point that all you slant eyes aint goin nowhere on boats, the fact that you couldnt survive without msg and a microwave for a weekend notwithstanding
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on April 21, 2009, 05:38:42 PM
dirty russian, maybe you should read Zombie Survival Guide as well.... can't be an expert by reading just 1 book. Anything by Max Brooks is golden. and FYI boats ARE a safe place. Oil Rigs = safer.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 06:28:49 PM
wrong you herpe ridden gutter slut
maybe you should read books about something besides zombies and santa  :o

niggling cancer
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: TheMadScientist on April 21, 2009, 06:37:07 PM
WTF is this thing.... Seriously

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That's a modified F350 Used by private security [bodyguards] in Iraq and Afghanistan. Fully armored and armed. That looks like an early model. The ones here now are much more finished and professional looking.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 21, 2009, 08:07:02 PM
fuck i want one of these things I saw on tv the other day.

it was a Suburban gmc that had a mini gunship POP out of the roof. Had capability of shooting 5000 rounds a minute or some shit and had a 360 degree movement capability.
Shit was BA, (used for convoy protection or something?) I wish I had pics it was BA
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on April 21, 2009, 09:15:53 PM
Except is that it was gunned by one person, and was a turrent that was operated manually.


I think one of those IFS deals for sniping from behind and the fully auto thing gunned by a person would be a good combo to protect the fortress that you create.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 21, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
I'll be the first to kill zombie yuriy, or should I let buk do it?
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: imburne on April 27, 2009, 11:05:03 PM
Bump!

MAC 10 and MAC 11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIdVkZrmw3E#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: ironcrx on April 28, 2009, 11:52:08 PM
Quote
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Wtf is the really short shotgun? I love it!
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: 1slow91hf on April 29, 2009, 12:02:01 AM
that is the ghetto special shotgun with standard illegal bolt ons
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: ironcrx on April 29, 2009, 12:29:47 AM
that is the ghetto special shotgun with standard illegal bolt ons

Did some searching and found it.  Serbu Super-Shorty 12 Gauge.  Pretty nice.  Seems morelike a novelty thing to have.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Evan on April 29, 2009, 01:42:02 AM
that is the ghetto special shotgun with standard illegal bolt ons

Did some searching and found it.  Serbu Super-Shorty 12 Gauge.  Pretty nice.  Seems morelike a novelty thing to have.

hmm. its total length is 16.5 in.

i thought the legal limit for a shot gun was the barrel had to be 18 in?

http://www.serbu.com/legacy/shorty.htm (http://www.serbu.com/legacy/shorty.htm)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: rsmith2786 on April 29, 2009, 03:33:50 AM
Today i ordered a Mosin and 800 rounds of 7.62x54r.  I also ordered another 2200 rounds of a different caliber.  Time to stock up!
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Evan on April 29, 2009, 03:46:11 AM
ouch. that must of caused a pretty penny.

I am going to get a m1 garand from the cmp soon  ;D

and you cant beat 200 rounds for 75 bucks  :P

it was 60 just a few months ago though  >:(
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: rsmith2786 on April 29, 2009, 03:54:24 AM
http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/Czech_7.62x54R_Light_Ball.html (http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/Czech_7.62x54R_Light_Ball.html)

800 round case.  Not too bad of a deal.  The mosin was 69.99.  With the bayonet it's pretty much perfect for zombies.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on May 02, 2009, 03:37:58 AM
bump for swine flu zombies
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Toysrme on May 02, 2009, 04:16:26 AM
Got to tell you guys and your shotguns & big cal rifles... Huge zombie mistake! You're fucked. Ill take my 30-30's and .410 shotgun and their 10ft-lbs of recoil to your 40-50ft-lbs of recoil from a 12 gauge shooting buck/slugs or a large .30 cal rifle.
Im gunna be able to shoot longest without a broken / dislocated shoulders.
Ill take the 12-gauge, but only for emergency CQB. As in, assaulting the walmart for ammunition.

Must have a 22LR for the massive ammunition carrying ability, a .30 cal rifle for general mayhem a shotgun with #1 buckshot & slugs for CQB & a pistol equipped with lots of nasty ammo.



I wont be taking to the water. Eventually the sealife or sea-un-life as it were would exhaust your fishable food supply & Id rather die a veggy eating good stuff on land than trying to smoke seaweed.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Corey on May 02, 2009, 04:19:16 AM
Got to tell you guys and your shotguns & big cal rifles... Huge zombie mistake! You're fucked. Ill take my 30-30's and .410 shotgun and their 10ft-lbs of recoil to your 40-50ft-lbs of recoil from a 12 gauge shooting buck/slugs or a large .30 cal rifle.
Im gunna be able to shoot longest without a broken / dislocated shoulders.
Ill take the 12-gauge, but only for emergency CQB. As in, assaulting the walmart for ammunition.

Must have a 22LR for the massive ammunition carrying ability, a .30 cal rifle for general mayhem a shotgun with #1 buckshot & slugs for CQB & a pistol equipped with lots of nasty ammo.



I wont be taking to the water. Eventually the sealife or sea-un-life as it were would exhaust your fishable food supply & Id rather die a veggy eating good stuff on land than trying to smoke seaweed.

is your 30-30 bolt action?
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Toysrme on May 02, 2009, 04:41:11 AM
1967 winchest canadian centennial matched set. one full 26" rifle, one 20" carbine.
the carbine doesn't weight 8lbs with 8+1 in it.

sorry for the old picture ive reposted a million times but
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gotta tell you... if anyone wants to hold out on a hill fuck weak shit. we'll bring my grandfather's breach action 45-75 government. i know what you're thinking. why not just go to 50cal or 20mm. the answer is simple. anything you can melt, even if it's sloppy will fire from those old sloppy fit guns LoL!
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Evan on May 02, 2009, 04:53:18 AM
meh. I wouldn't want all my weapons bolt action. Give me a pump action a bunch of 9 mils and one rifle and i will survive the apocalypse


Because i mean. think about it...why the hell would you be shooting zombies 100+ yards away? seems like a waste unless they are running at you. thats when you pull out your rifle and take them out. (in my case a m1 garand)
this would be my ulitmate weapon set up

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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Toysrme on May 02, 2009, 05:15:02 AM
like the M1 but still think you'd break your shoulder. make that an m1 carbine for me!
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Evan on May 02, 2009, 05:47:15 AM
I have heard horror storys about the carbine. like somebody shooting at a guy 10 times and hitting him every time yet he just kept running.

no thanks!
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Toysrme on May 02, 2009, 06:16:03 AM
dont be ignorant. this is the zombie thread. this is vital survival information!!!
try shooting a vital area instead of shooting his fingers off
http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot8_3.htm (http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot8_3.htm)
Even the 22LR busted a water jug behind clothing. ::)
Quote
Lessons learned:
1. As Forrest Gump said, "You never know what your going to get." We were surprised by the difference the clothing made in the pistol rounds performance. It sure seemed to make a big difference in whether the bullets expanded or not.
Conclusion: Heavy layers of clothing can prevent Jacket Hollow Points (JHP) from expanding.
2. The clothing didn't seem to be much of a factor for rifle rounds.
3. If the North Koreans seemed uneffected by the .30 Carbine rounds, they were probably not being hit. Because clothing won't stop a 30 Carbine.

seriously... the shooter missed, the ammunition was a dud, or the gun had a malfunction.


http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot36.htm (http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot36.htm)

Quote
First, I folded the towel three times, making it 8 layers thick...
Froze it...
We went down range and were amazed that not only had it easily gone through the frozen material, but had penetrated 7 gallons of water. That is approximately 42 inches of water. That means about 21 inches of ballistic gelatin or human flesh. Since 12 inches is considered to be the minimum required penetration to reach vital organs, this round penetrated almost twice as far as needed...
lessons learned:
1. If anyone shot at a North Korean Commie and he didn't go down, it was because they missed him. Because frozen clothing sure won't slow down a .30 Carbine.
2. The old warhorse, the .45 ACP Ball, isn't exactly "weak" in the penetration category either.
3. I don't know how this rumor got started, but it looks like it was completely false.
4. The .30 Carbine, as we have noted before, is highly underrated in many categories.
5. Shooting stuff is fun.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: esi42 on May 02, 2009, 06:27:52 AM
My arsenal:

Board with a nail in it.  If it works on aliens, it should work on Zombies

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Red Bull - duh

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The essentials:

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And of course 2 of these for transportation. One for me, one to haul the Red Bull and weed :)

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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: imburne on May 02, 2009, 06:45:53 AM
^^ Excellent  :D
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on May 02, 2009, 12:37:23 PM
I am going to go thru the paces to get myself a gun. If zombies don't end up coming. I will put it to use with my indian card to get free meat from the land.


W00t
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: marcj on May 02, 2009, 12:48:51 PM
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for long range

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up close

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transportation

Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 03, 2009, 02:37:10 AM
holy crap, so i decided to watch the movies 28 days later and dawn of the dead again today and i realized that im gonna need a hell of alot more clips and a shit ton of ammo for my .40 and i need to invest in one of those cheap 8 shot mossbergs their always sellign for 200 lol.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on May 03, 2009, 04:02:40 AM
One of these guns mounted to a SUV. I cant find the clip other than mythbusters and jesse james clips. 50 rounds a second



Dillon Aero minigun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oATVz5cUJTY&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
MYTHBUSTERS FIRING MINIGUN Season 5 Episode 22 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvHMbN_epe4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on May 03, 2009, 01:58:40 PM
If memory serves me right there are 6 dillon miniguns in civilian posession today.  And they have sold for around 60k.  You'd spend thousands shooting that thing.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Toysrme on May 03, 2009, 03:44:37 PM
dont worry jeff.
a good contingency plan is to knock over the local pawn shops. i must warn you, they will be heavily defended after Z-day. but not if you blow the building up or steal a truck and drive it through the entrance! or both! :D
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 03, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
hahaha, good idea
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Urban Indian on May 05, 2009, 11:59:49 AM
Found some good tips off facebook

http://io9.com/5148637/10-tips-for-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse (http://io9.com/5148637/10-tips-for-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 08, 2009, 01:30:45 PM
in april 539,000 jobs were lost
in april the federal govt HIRED 66,000
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 08, 2009, 01:34:08 PM
at least these people will be covered if zombies ever attack

http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_05_07_Free_cars_for_poor_fuel_road_rage/srvc=home&position=also (http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_05_07_Free_cars_for_poor_fuel_road_rage/srvc=home&position=also)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on May 08, 2009, 01:36:58 PM
Johnny coolest guy ever, keep your politics in your own threads.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 08, 2009, 01:50:18 PM
Johnny coolest guy ever, keep your politics in your own threads.

eat my ass dumbass.

do you even know what all this zombie shit is about? its a means when shit hits the fan
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 08, 2009, 01:53:03 PM
Fuck M60's in a Ford (it won't be Zombies "found on road dead"), everyone know's you only kill zombies with a GMC & a minigun - A-Team style:

Motorcade protection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPlwQWDZYf4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

i'd love to take that guy's head off and drive away with that
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 08, 2009, 02:41:04 PM
lol

Another Isolated Incident
Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Police raid the wrong house in Baltimore. Weeks later, the guy still can’t get the city to repair his door. Their explanation is that because the address written on the warrant is the address the police raided, there was no mistake. Even though the guy they were actually after lived and was eventually arrested two doors down.

Ah, but it gets worse. If it’s not the cops, it’s the bureaucrats. The guy stored his old door in his backyard, hoping the city would eventually repair it. When it became clear that wasn’t going to happen, he called the city’s special trash pick-up to come and get it. They never did. But a city code inspector did come, and fined the guy $50 for having a broken door in his backyard.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on May 08, 2009, 03:51:20 PM
Zombism results from the infection of the solanum virus which has been around for millenua, it has nothing to do with fucking beaucrats, you fucking troll.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 08, 2009, 04:13:32 PM
Zombism results from the infection of the solanum virus which has been around for millenua, it has nothing to do with fucking beaucrats, you fucking troll.

dumbass
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Stealthmode on May 08, 2009, 05:55:56 PM
Yeah fysh, we're all buying guns to protect us from a virus, you dumb shit.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Eggylshatch on May 08, 2009, 06:42:51 PM
Fuck guns, they need ammunition, and ammunition will run out, especially in the face of the endless hordes of the undead.  Don't get me wrong, guns have their place certainly, but a well constructed samurai sword is the ultimate zombie slaying tool.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Evan on May 08, 2009, 06:48:26 PM
what is there like 9 times more ammo then humans on the earth? I dont think we would run out any time soon...unless you want to kill the whole world a couple times over.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AWDstylez on May 08, 2009, 09:40:54 PM
what is there like 9 times more ammo then humans on the earth? I dont think we would run out any time soon...unless you want to kill the whole world a couple times over.

LOL 9 times?  There's probably 9 times more GUNS on earth than people.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AWDstylez on May 08, 2009, 09:42:03 PM
in april 539,000 jobs were lost
in april the federal govt HIRED 66,000

That's less than the tip of the iceburg.  I know you're too dumb to follow finance, but it's FAR worse than that.  The market manipulation and media agenda pushing is unreal right now.  Obumba is really out-doing himself.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on May 09, 2009, 02:53:10 PM
Yeah fysh, we're all buying guns to protect us from a virus, you dumb shit.

considering the only way to contract the virus is through fluid exchange from an infected host, then yeah, you really are buying guns to protect yourself from a virus. Most often transmission of the virus is through saliva from bite wounds. killing the host prevents being infected by the virus. At least that would be the logical reasoning in a thread called ZOMBIE FUCKING CONTINGENCY PLAN.  If you have another reason in mind for buying guns, make a new fucking thread that doesn't involve the hypothetical uprising of the undead.

So in closing, I'd like to say go fuck yourself, Steve. If any of this were to ever become a reality, I sincerely hope your dumb ass is one of the first to be infected, I'll be happily waiting to put a bullet between your cold dead zombie eyes.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Stealthmode on May 09, 2009, 04:50:27 PM
haha. You still don't get it. Bring the bullet to me, bitchboy.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on May 09, 2009, 05:53:12 PM
I'd kill all of you without hesitation if you guys turned into zombies, I expect the same.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on May 09, 2009, 06:26:58 PM
haha. You still don't get it. Bring the bullet to me, bitchboy.

No, trust me I get it. You don't get that your or Johnny's political agendas have no merit in this thread. Any other thread, I wouldn't say a word.

Zombies are reanimated corpses. This thread pertains to no other types of "zombies". Keep the bullshit out of it. This is serious business.  :noel: As pathetic as it may be, I take zombies very seriously.  :?:

I'd kill all of you without hesitation if you guys turned into zombies, I expect the same.

Well said.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Stealthmode on May 09, 2009, 10:00:31 PM

Zombies are reanimated corpses.

  No, Zombies is an analogy that you don't understand, and it's funny.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AWDstylez on May 09, 2009, 10:37:43 PM
haha. You still don't get it. Bring the bullet to me, bitchboy.

No, trust me I get it. You don't get that your or Johnny's political agendas have no merit in this thread. Any other thread, I wouldn't say a word.

Zombies are reanimated corpses. This thread pertains to no other types of "zombies". Keep the bullshit out of it. This is serious business.  :noel: As pathetic as it may be, I take zombies very seriously.  :?:

I'd kill all of you without hesitation if you guys turned into zombies, I expect the same.

Well said.

Wait a sec... so you actually think that ANYONE referenceing a "zombie attack" is actually talking about zombies?
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 10, 2009, 02:32:37 AM
 :?:

lol
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: esi42 on May 10, 2009, 02:53:00 AM

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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Corey on May 10, 2009, 04:43:24 AM
Yeah fysh, we're all buying guns to protect us from a virus, you dumb shit.

considering the only way to contract the virus is through fluid exchange from an infected host, then yeah, you really are buying guns to protect yourself from a virus. Most often transmission of the virus is through saliva from bite wounds. killing the host prevents being infected by the virus. At least that would be the logical reasoning in a thread called ZOMBIE FUCKING CONTINGENCY PLAN.  If you have another reason in mind for buying guns, make a new fucking thread that doesn't involve the hypothetical uprising of the undead.

So in closing, I'd like to say go fuck yourself, Steve. If any of this were to ever become a reality, I sincerely hope your dumb ass is one of the first to be infected, I'll be happily waiting to put a bullet between your cold dead zombie eyes.

this isnt resident evil type shit people are talking about. get with the program dude.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: imburne on May 10, 2009, 07:28:28 AM
Band Of Horses - The Funeral (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibE7IqEjni4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Conceptz-X on May 10, 2009, 02:09:54 PM
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Really needs
Explosives, Bludgeoning, and riot shield checked
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 11, 2009, 02:10:08 PM
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-palmdale11-2009may11,0,6121270.story (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-palmdale11-2009may11,0,6121270.story)

Boy playing with toy gun is shot by sheriff's deputy
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 11, 2009, 02:11:29 PM
You political guys really know how to ruin a perfectly good zombie thread.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Corey on May 11, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-palmdale11-2009may11,0,6121270.story (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-palmdale11-2009may11,0,6121270.story)

Boy playing with toy gun is shot by sheriff's deputy

he was 15 and decided it would be fun to point a gun at cops when they tell him to drop it. darwin must have been on vacation cause the kid survived.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Logan76 on May 11, 2009, 04:09:20 PM
If I was a cop and someone pointed a gun at me, I would shoot him too. No reason to risk your own life, its a hard world and I only look out for number one.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 11, 2009, 04:27:45 PM
the cop should be shot for shooting a kid.

cops use no common sense. they are douche bag authority loving pieces of shit.

there are a million other ways to handle this then what happened. why can't the cop take cover behind his car? why do they shoot first and ask questions later? easy answer... THEY ARE COWARDS. if they do not have complete control they are scared.

kids are stupid, if this kid was 10 or 6 for that matter the coward pig would've still shot him. he could've easily taken cover. cops are trained to think they're higher class then everyone else, their safety is no important they have a license to kill. they have all these protections, immunities, and other bullshit i don't have while working. whats the difference between someone pointing a toy gun at me and someone pointed a toy gun at a cop? another easy answer. i shoot him i go to jail for decades, cop get a medal at the station and a bonus

Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Corey on May 11, 2009, 04:52:13 PM
the cop should be shot for shooting a kid.

cops use no common sense. they are douche bag authority loving pieces of shit.

there are a million other ways to handle this then what happened. why can't the cop take cover behind his car? why do they shoot first and ask questions later? easy answer... THEY ARE COWARDS. if they do not have complete control they are scared.

kids are stupid, if this kid was 10 or 6 for that matter the coward pig would've still shot him. he could've easily taken cover. cops are trained to think they're higher class then everyone else, their safety is no important they have a license to kill. they have all these protections, immunities, and other bullshit i don't have while working. whats the difference between someone pointing a toy gun at me and someone pointed a toy gun at a cop? another easy answer. i shoot him i go to jail for decades, cop get a medal at the station and a bonus



im sure if the kid was 10 or 6 they wouldnt have shot him. 15 year olds can easily look older then they really are. im sure if it was a little kid noone would have evn called the cops. im sure the kid was riding around with a realistic looking fake gun pretending to be some kind of gangster
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 11, 2009, 04:54:37 PM
its happened before. little kids being shot, or arrested by police. in fact is happens a lot.

Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 11, 2009, 04:54:45 PM
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/White-House-Budget-deficit-to-apf-15199183.html?.v=8 (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/White-House-Budget-deficit-to-apf-15199183.html?.v=8)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 11, 2009, 05:22:04 PM
http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090509/NEWS01/305090016 (http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090509/NEWS01/305090016)

Two women jailed over Obama photo
Marla Anderson wanted that Barack Obama picture. So much so that Wyoming police say she walked into a Grove Avenue home Friday to take it.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Conceptz-X on May 11, 2009, 07:38:16 PM
Two women jailed over Obama photo
Marla Anderson wanted that Barack Obama picture. So much so that Wyoming police say she walked into a Grove Avenue home Friday to take it.
Fucking stupid bitches.  Too bad they did not jail one because they broke into the house of another who had an Obama picture, only to burn it.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on May 11, 2009, 08:45:26 PM

Wait a sec... so you actually think that ANYONE referenceing a "zombie attack" is actually talking about zombies?

Yes, the unliving, unbreathing, walking dead kind of zombie attack. Wanna know how I came to the conclusion that this thread is about those types of zombies and not mindless police state socialist "zombie" bullshit? Hmm, probably because of the FIRST FUCKING POST IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE THREAD.

this is the part where ya post up how and with what you're going to survie the return of the dead. oh, and the song you're gonna blast when piling up the undead.

the dog's are just there as an alarm, dont want them biting a zombie and becoming one themselves.

D11 Dozer, smoochie boochie, bitchez zombie pusher!

So, its not me who doesn't have a clue. Its the people with their own political agendas, that they can't sleep at night unless its voiced, that pervert a perfectly good FICTIONAL thread and try and make it something its not. This thread is not about your kind of "mindless zombies" its about the undead, has been since the first fucking post. Really, wouldn't want a dog to bite a mindless socialist and become one.

So please, do try to stay on topic and keep the fucking political bullshit out of it.

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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 11, 2009, 08:56:05 PM
fysh you are a fucking moron
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on May 11, 2009, 09:00:28 PM
fysh you are a fucking moron

You are quick to call names when you know you're wrong. I'm not questioning the authenticity of your concerns, in fact they're very valid concerns. I get it, you are sick with the trends America is following. As well as the mindless acceptance of these trends by its mind numbed citizens. However, this isn't the thread for it. Hasn't been the thread for it since the beginning. Johnny, take it elsewhere.



Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 11, 2009, 09:23:51 PM
fysh you are a fucking moron

You are quick to call names when you know you're wrong. I'm not questioning the authenticity of your concerns, in fact they're very valid concerns. I get it, you are sick with the trends America is following. As well as the mindless acceptance of these trends by its mind numbed citizens. However, this isn't the thread for it. Hasn't been the thread for it since the beginning. Johnny, take it elsewhere.





thats just it. IT IS THE THREAD FOR IT.

you don't get it. several people have tried to explain it to you.

zombies are a metaphor
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 12, 2009, 08:10:41 AM
Johnny, you dildo, log onto /z/ or /zom/ on one of several chans and keep saying that.  This is a nerd thread, not a paranoid militia thread.

FYI, I like the steampunk board on mechachan.  Maybe you can tell me the hidden political meaning of that forum?
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AWDstylez on May 12, 2009, 09:17:01 AM
FYI, I like the steampunk board on mechachan.  Maybe you can tell me the hidden political meaning of that forum?

It's because all the "paranoid militia" people started using the phrase "zombie attack" a hundred-thousand years ago, then the Pokemon/MTG Emo Chan children hopped on the bandwagon.  They all (mistakenly) thought that all the big boys were actually talking about an actual zombie attack (really, who is that stupid? zombies? wtf?).  Now we have this group of rejects that thinks it's cool to discuss actual zombies.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 12, 2009, 12:56:01 PM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124208505896608647.html (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124208505896608647.html)

Soda Tax Weighed to Pay for Health Care

Senate leaders are considering new federal taxes on soda and other sugary drinks to help pay for an overhaul of the nation's health-care system.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 12, 2009, 02:41:42 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/05/12/business/econwatch/entry5007862.shtml (http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/05/12/business/econwatch/entry5007862.shtml)

It's A Good Time To Work For Uncle Sam

President Obama's call last year for "shared sacrifice" doesn't extend to federal employees, at least based on the details of his administration's 2010 budget released this week.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 12, 2009, 02:44:18 PM
disgusting!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=7561561&page=1 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=7561561&page=1)

Texting Trolley Driver Is Transgendered Male

The Boston-area transit authority trolley driver who allegedly slammed into another train while text-messaging his girlfriend Friday was hired as a minority because of his transgendered "female-to-male" status and had three speeding tickets on his driving record in recent years, ABC News has learned.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AWDstylez on May 12, 2009, 05:35:04 PM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124208505896608647.html (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124208505896608647.html)

Soda Tax Weighed to Pay for Health Care

Senate leaders are considering new federal taxes on soda and other sugary drinks to help pay for an overhaul of the nation's health-care system.

Yea, because Coke and Pepsico will let that fly.  ::)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: fysh on May 12, 2009, 05:58:14 PM
FYI, I like the steampunk board on mechachan.  Maybe you can tell me the hidden political meaning of that forum?

It's because all the "paranoid militia" people started using the phrase "zombie attack" a hundred-thousand years ago, then the Pokemon/MTG Emo Chan children hopped on the bandwagon.  They all (mistakenly) thought that all the big boys were actually talking about an actual zombie attack (really, who is that stupid? zombies? wtf?).  Now we have this group of rejects that thinks it's cool to discuss actual zombies.

Yes, because George A. Romero's 1968 Night of the Living Dead was a recent emo kid thing. That movie was about flesh eating zombies, not political metaphors. Granted, the movie is fiction... thats the point. Zombies are fictitious. Since the very first post this thread has a been about "how would you defend yourself if flesh eating zombies walked the earth?" Its a fictitious scenario. its for fun. Some of you have managed to pervert it into a "metaphor" and taken the fun out of it. Completely ruined what could have been a fun hypothetical NON-POLITICAL thread. 

I'm done with this thread, its officially been ruined by right-wing conspiracy theorists.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 12, 2009, 06:00:53 PM
wrong moron
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on May 12, 2009, 06:20:05 PM
This thread has failed with teh Polit1c4L zojm8i3z
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: AWDstylez on May 12, 2009, 08:41:17 PM
FYI, I like the steampunk board on mechachan.  Maybe you can tell me the hidden political meaning of that forum?

It's because all the "paranoid militia" people started using the phrase "zombie attack" a hundred-thousand years ago, then the Pokemon/MTG Emo Chan children hopped on the bandwagon.  They all (mistakenly) thought that all the big boys were actually talking about an actual zombie attack (really, who is that stupid? zombies? wtf?).  Now we have this group of rejects that thinks it's cool to discuss actual zombies.

Yes, because George A. Romero's 1968 Night of the Living Dead was a recent emo kid thing. That movie was about flesh eating zombies, not political metaphors. Granted, the movie is fiction... thats the point. Zombies are fictitious. Since the very first post this thread has a been about "how would you defend yourself if flesh eating zombies walked the earth?" Its a fictitious scenario. its for fun. Some of you have managed to pervert it into a "metaphor" and taken the fun out of it. Completely ruined what could have been a fun hypothetical NON-POLITICAL thread. 

I'm done with this thread, its officially been ruined by right-wing conspiracy theorists.

Don't be said because you're just not up on the happenings of the world.  Go play some Resident Evil and strategize with your Pokemon friends about what you'd do in the event of a real life invasion.

Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Stealthmode on May 12, 2009, 08:54:42 PM
From gun pic thread, to not understood analogies, to fucken complete fail.







Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
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Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 13, 2009, 12:36:57 AM
FYI, I like the steampunk board on mechachan.  Maybe you can tell me the hidden political meaning of that forum?

It's because all the "paranoid militia" people started using the phrase "zombie attack" a hundred-thousand years ago, then the Pokemon/MTG Emo Chan children hopped on the bandwagon.  They all (mistakenly) thought that all the big boys were actually talking about an actual zombie attack (really, who is that stupid? zombies? wtf?).  Now we have this group of rejects that thinks it's cool to discuss actual zombies.

Uh, no.  You are completely wrong and trying to twist things to suit your private agenda, as per usual.

We were making "send more paramedics" and other zombie ascii art in #breakfast, #christian-assmilk, and #asciipr0n on DAL circa '96-03.  Most of "us" were the greater TO area cyberculture which comprised of Rogers Communication cubelings, a couple disciples of Steve "world's first cyborg" Mann (RIP Brandon "65535" James), electronica musicians (when you could make $15K/year off mp3.com without it being reported to the IRS or Canadian equivalent thereof, aka Danielle "Eller" Scott), among others.  Greg Bristol was one, he was Jared Deskins' (of HT and Nissan tuning fame) childhood best friend.  Tim, who wrote most of the code for del.icio.us and made about 3% of the payoff when they were bought out (he went for five years without a job).  David "4096" Krupicz who did the rocketmen vs robots deal. 

I was in the BBS scene at 8, and Fidonet as recently as 17 years ago, and I've pioneered some of the internet jargon you hear around (beyond being the most quoted person in the car scene) so I'm pretty goddamn sure of where these memes come from because they certainly aren't spread through commonplace socialization such as the bar scene, the workplace, or church.   They come from - get this! - zombie movies and the internet

Holy shit, amirite or amirite?


Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Corey on May 13, 2009, 01:01:43 AM
FYI, I like the steampunk board on mechachan.  Maybe you can tell me the hidden political meaning of that forum?

It's because all the "paranoid militia" people started using the phrase "zombie attack" a hundred-thousand years ago, then the Pokemon/MTG Emo Chan children hopped on the bandwagon.  They all (mistakenly) thought that all the big boys were actually talking about an actual zombie attack (really, who is that stupid? zombies? wtf?).  Now we have this group of rejects that thinks it's cool to discuss actual zombies.

Uh, no.  You are completely wrong and trying to twist things to suit your private agenda, as per usual.

We were making "send more paramedics" and other zombie ascii art in #breakfast, #christian-assmilk, and #asciipr0n on DAL circa '96-03.  Most of "us" were the greater TO area cyberculture which comprised of Rogers Communication cubelings, a couple disciples of Steve "world's first cyborg" Mann (RIP Brandon "65535" James), electronica musicians (when you could make $15K/year off mp3.com without it being reported to the IRS or Canadian equivalent thereof, aka Danielle "Eller" Scott), among others.  Greg Bristol was one, he was Jared Deskins' (of HT and Nissan tuning fame) childhood best friend.  Tim, who wrote most of the code for del.icio.us and made about 3% of the payoff when they were bought out (he went for five years without a job).  David "4096" Krupicz who did the rocketmen vs robots deal. 

I was in the BBS scene at 8, and Fidonet as recently as 17 years ago, and I've pioneered some of the internet jargon you hear around (beyond being the most quoted person in the car scene) so I'm pretty goddamn sure of where these memes come from because they certainly aren't spread through commonplace socialization such as the bar scene, the workplace, or church.   They come from - get this! - zombie movies and the internet

Holy shit, amirite or amirite?




joey i dont know what any of that means but just about anyone who owns a gun and talks about "zombies" is not talking about the kind you see in movies and video games.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 13, 2009, 02:05:06 AM
I am fucking drunk, so don;t start talking your republican shit at me.

Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: t_cel_t on May 13, 2009, 05:54:39 AM
its started, Parasitic flies turn fire ants into zombies

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765)
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Stealthmode on May 13, 2009, 08:48:47 AM
(beyond being the most quoted person in the car scene)


  I'll let you know when I'm ready to give up that title, blisterlips.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 13, 2009, 08:59:20 AM
I burned the money hotrex sent me and the blister went away.  Sit on it and spin, Stealthnigga.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: BangBusMaster on May 13, 2009, 11:08:17 AM
I sure hope your BBS geekery happened on a C64 or I'll pray for a banhammer on your trick ass.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 13, 2009, 01:32:02 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090513/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_health_overhaul;_ylt=AklYbvOukHsiZEi23lj7QNUGw_IE;_ylu=X3oDMTJsYXMyZjVlBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwNTEzL3VzX2hlYWx0aF9vdmVyaGF1bARjcG9zAzEEcG9zAzEEc2VjA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yaWVzBHNsawNwZWxvc2lwcm9taXM- (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090513/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_health_overhaul;_ylt=AklYbvOukHsiZEi23lj7QNUGw_IE;_ylu=X3oDMTJsYXMyZjVlBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwNTEzL3VzX2hlYWx0aF9vdmVyaGF1bARjcG9zAzEEcG9zAzEEc2VjA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yaWVzBHNsawNwZWxvc2lwcm9taXM-)

Pelosi: House taking up health care before recess

socialized health care, this is going to be great  ::)

i welcome the idea, the faster our federal government collapses the better.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Corey on May 13, 2009, 02:13:04 PM
tell me if i understand this part right, they want to charge tax on your health insurance premium to pay for low class lazy motherfuckers?

Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: random-strike on May 13, 2009, 02:28:17 PM
tell me if i understand this part right, they want to charge tax on your health insurance premium to pay for low class lazy motherfuckers?



yea, morons believe obongo will lower their taxes. what kind of stupid fuck believes a democrat will ever lower taxes? none have since JFK which was 50+ years ago.

obongo is going to raise tax on everything possible.

everyone who gets health care threw their employer, yea your taxes are going up.
Title: Re: Zombie Contingency thread
Post by: Stealthmode on May 13, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
From gun pic thread, to not understood analogies, to fucken complete fail.


Now with socialist healthcare!!



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