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Zombie Contingency thread
« on: April 18, 2009, 12:44:50 PM »

this is the part where ya post up how and with what you're going to survie the return of the dead. oh, and the song you're gonna blast when piling up the undead.


Ok so all my rifles are at my dads place, this ruger all weather is the exact same setup as me,except its right handed. Mine even has the neoprene sling and shell holder on the stock. So include this rifle in the mix.


My Arsenal, the dog's are just there as an alarm, dont want them biting a zombie and becoming one themselves.




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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 01:32:18 PM »

never know when we will be attacked by zombie
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2009, 01:36:26 PM »

Interesting, this has always been my rationale for buying guns.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2009, 02:25:21 PM »

another 4chan thread makes it here
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2009, 02:49:30 PM »

Well since I am afraid of zombies. I live in Canada and dont have guns.


I think of other ways to protect myself for the "just in case" Rachel purchased me this book.


And I know where to find this zombie slayer. I need a gun for backup. :yes:






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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2009, 03:16:37 PM »

i'm going to pray to our heavenly father. that should do the trick.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2009, 04:02:47 PM »

im gonna turn my guns over to the govt and have them protect me.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2009, 04:09:06 PM »

i'm going to pray to our heavenly father. that should do the trick.

Fuck that, if anything ask for guidance then bust through the door guns a blazin'.  :noel:

also UI, that axe looks like it'd be good for 1 swing then would fall apart  :?: My old louie ville slugger should do the trick  :P
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2009, 04:10:28 PM »

im gonna turn my guns over to the govt and have them protect me.
I hope your joking
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2009, 04:24:49 PM »

sarcasm is weak in this one.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2009, 04:33:58 PM »

im gonna turn my guns and my money over to the govt and have them protect me.

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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2009, 08:36:54 PM »

  A guy I know has all of these, and he's an American badass.  ;)

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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2009, 08:41:32 PM »



That there is what a person needs. The auto for longer ranges, shotty for close and the pistol for a backup when reloading. thems is clutch sir
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2009, 09:24:42 PM »

Auto looks like a siaga to me, not really good for long range
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2009, 09:38:13 PM »

unfortunately i'm in the same boat as ui no can't buy guns freely...so its a stock of axes, and pipes bombs made from household products O0
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2009, 12:51:04 AM »

Through intensive research of zombie video games I have determined reloading gets you killed.  Get the biggest bullet you can with the highest capacity magazine you can and you'll be teh Winn4Rz!
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2009, 01:14:50 AM »

edit, reliability factors in aswell.  I dont count any 22 as reliable due to the fact its a rimfire.  So far AK still wins.  Anyone can show me a better weapon that fits these categories and surpasses the AK, i'll get rid of all the stuff i have and buy one of that.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2009, 03:36:59 AM »

Auto looks like a siaga to me, not really good for long range

It is a Saiga, and it's a semi auto. Long range to me means 150 yards at most, which it's capable of.

No reason to be blowing your cover over 150 yards unless you're jumping the gun. The element of surprise is just as good as having an M1 tank.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2009, 03:49:12 AM »

i took my saiga to the gun range for the pre-hunt sight in and was shooting 1.5-2 inch groups at 100yds off the bench with fmj wolf, shut the fuck up if you dont know what your talking about. it aint sniper rifle accurate but for all intensive purposes of taking out zombies it is totally effective.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2009, 07:07:39 AM »

Long range in a zombie world is 100ft. Any other and its a waste of bullets. It has to be 1 hit kill everytime, aim for the head.


Its not Left 4 Dead and you get unlimited pistol ammo here.

Zombie 101 says get a weapon that doesnt require reloading. But I think guns are in order with a melee weapon for backup.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2009, 08:47:33 AM »

im gonna turn my guns over to the govt and have them protect me.

 :yes:

Only bad people own guns.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2009, 09:33:16 AM »

Lost mine in a boating accident.  Zombies are welcome to my door...
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2009, 01:54:01 PM »

Long range in a zombie world is 100ft. Any other and its a waste of bullets. It has to be 1 hit kill everytime, aim for the head.
Saiga is all good then.

i took my saiga to the gun range for the pre-hunt sight in and was shooting 1.5-2 inch groups at 100yds off the bench with fmj wolf
Much better than my shitty aim.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2009, 02:04:22 PM »

Conventional firearm:




Melee, armor cladded laptop:




Transportation (zombie fleeus maximus):



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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2009, 04:16:14 PM »

Transportation (zombie fleeus maximus):



As long as it's not OCZC tuned, win.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2009, 04:19:45 PM »

better transport, Couple more gunship mods and your good to go





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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2009, 05:58:34 PM »



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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2009, 06:06:20 PM »

actually going to scope out some mossberg 500's right now. haha
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2009, 06:45:01 PM »

I am a rugged motherfucker so I'll see how many I can take out with my crossbow.

Best I've done so far is a black bear at about 50 yards. Broadhead arrows fuck stuff up.

Backup is the benelli


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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2009, 10:04:59 PM »

There isnt a day that goes by that i dont fear an upcoming zombie attack.  Therefore I have prepared myself accordingly.  Step one, kill JD, step two, bang stealthwife, step 3 ????, step 4 = win
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