Topic: Jersey Shore Punch (Read 20956 times)

Corey · « **Reply #30 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:50:33 AM »

even with all the makeup she wears she still doesnt look good. why anyone would watch a show about a bunch of jersey faggots is beyond me.

Adam Lofton · « **Reply #31 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:28:38 AM »

Quote from: Corey on January 15, 2010, 04:50:33 AM

even with all the makeup she wears she still doesnt look good. why anyone would watch a show about a bunch of jersey faggots is beyond me.

I thought the same thing then insomnia got the upper hand. There is nothing else on at 3:00am. The show, no matter how trashy, is entertainment purely for the fact that these people that are "so cool" are actually morally devoid, empty, meaningless douchbags, and you can't help but be embarrassed for them.
I equate it to watching a car accident with kids in the back of the car. You don't ever want to see it, but can't look away and are captivated by the carnage. They are not "real", they are not "hard", they are not even really adults. If you ever feel bad about yourself, or maybe a little depressed, just watch that show. You will realize you could be a lot worst off.

97Econobox · « **Reply #32 on:** January 15, 2010, 09:20:39 AM »

If you think those girls are anywhere near attractive you need to seriously re-evaluate some shit. wtf. Not even drunk. I wouldn't fuck any of those bitches with Adams dick and Gay Dee pushin.

keelay · « **Reply #33 on:** January 15, 2010, 12:56:35 PM »

Quote from: HiProfile on January 15, 2010, 04:39:26 AM

Shit is nasty. She just acts like a bitch because she's on tv, and a short cunt. Why the fuck can't girls deal with power/stardom, even in such small quantities?

Because society and pop culture has told girls from a young age that "If you are attractive you can do as you please".

Urban Indian · « **Reply #34 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:02:36 PM »

a trainwreck that I cannot look away from.

You silly americans and your shiny lettering/bedazzled shirts

raiden571 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:04:03 PM »

Quote from: keelay on January 15, 2010, 12:56:35 PM

Quote from: HiProfile on January 15, 2010, 04:39:26 AM
Shit is nasty. She just acts like a bitch because she's on tv, and a short cunt. Why the fuck can't girls deal with power/stardom, even in such small quantities?

Because society and pop culture has told girls from a young age that "If you are attractive you can do as you please".

thats why were here, to put bitches in there place, on there hands and knees

97Econobox · « **Reply #36 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:18:25 PM »

Quote from: keelay on January 15, 2010, 12:56:35 PM

Quote from: HiProfile on January 15, 2010, 04:39:26 AM
Shit is nasty. She just acts like a bitch because she's on tv, and a short cunt. Why the fuck can't girls deal with power/stardom, even in such small quantities?

Because society and pop culture has told girls from a young age that "If you are attractive you can do as you please".

Again where are these attractive females? I see none.

Loki · « **Reply #37 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:53:12 PM »

Quote from: Adam Lofton on January 15, 2010, 05:28:38 AM

I equate it to watching a car accident with kids in the back of the car. You don't ever want to see it, but can't look away and are captivated by the carnage. They are not "real", they are not "hard", they are not even really adults. If you ever feel bad about yourself, or maybe a little depressed, just watch that show. You will realize you could be a lot worst off.

Quote from: Urban Indian on January 15, 2010, 01:02:36 PM

a trainwreck that I cannot look away from.

You silly americans and your shiny lettering/bedazzled shirts

I agree with both of these.

97Econobox · « **Reply #38 on:** January 15, 2010, 03:28:44 PM »

Chick looks like an ethnic Ms Piggy with an attitude problem. bitch is porky as hell.

Passenger · « **Reply #39 on:** January 15, 2010, 06:37:24 PM »

That is the first I have seen of this. What the hell is this Jersey shore crap you guys are yapping about?

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #40 on:** January 15, 2010, 06:41:45 PM »

Guido Beach

88dx · « **Reply #41 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:58:32 AM »

never seen it.

97Econobox · « **Reply #42 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:04:04 AM »

Yo i been to Wayne New jersey and i swear to fucking god there are like 98721357634 copies of the same dude all jabbering loud as hell walking around with their fucking Wife beaters and guido hair. they sell fucking Muscle milks in the goddamn coolers next to pepsi. They fill every Jersey sterotype ever, worst shit hole ive ever seen.

FUCK NEW JERSEY.

ratcityrex · « **Reply #43 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:22:04 AM »

Quote from: 88dx on January 16, 2010, 12:58:32 AM

never seen it.

x2

Stealthmode · « **Reply #44 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:31:30 AM »

I read none of the bullshit responses to this thread. THIS (R)HMT is creating 2 pages of some bullshit show MTV puts out?

YOU'RE FUCKEN KIDDING, RIGHT? ? ?

j.h.christ · « **Reply #45 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:36:11 AM »

Quote from: Stealthmode on January 16, 2010, 02:31:30 AM

I read none of the bullshit responses to this thread. THIS (R)HMT is creating 2 pages of some bullshit show MTV puts out?

YOU'RE FUCKEN KIDDING, RIGHT? ? ?

you guys know that talking about it perpetuates its existence, right?

88dx · « **Reply #46 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:33:51 AM »

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #47 on:** January 16, 2010, 10:49:55 AM »

Quote from: 97Econobox on January 16, 2010, 01:04:04 AM

Yo i been to Wayne New jersey and i swear to fucking god there are like 98721357634 copies of the same dude all jabbering loud as hell walking around with their fucking Wife beaters and guido hair. they sell fucking Muscle milks in the goddamn coolers next to pepsi. They fill every Jersey sterotype ever, worst shit hole ive ever seen.

FUCK NEW JERSEY.

Haha.

Henry was Henried by New Jersey.

Ravage70 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 16, 2010, 11:38:14 AM »

fysh · « **Reply #49 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:22:38 PM »

In for 3rd page.

Fuck you Steve!

sushi · « **Reply #50 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:45:12 PM »

I figure it should be on this page, too.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #51 on:** January 16, 2010, 06:22:02 PM »

Urban Indian · « **Reply #52 on:** January 16, 2010, 06:39:09 PM »

LOVE THE JERSEY SHORE HOES

Adam Lofton · « **Reply #53 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:51:01 PM »

Quote from: Urban Indian on January 15, 2010, 01:02:36 PM

a trainwreck that I cannot look away from.

You silly americans and your shiny lettering/bedazzled shirts

Frenchie, we aren't talking about Americans or America, we are talking about Guidos and New Jersey. Totally different country all together.

BTW who the fuck says bedazzled?
And who the fuck says

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #54 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:30:15 PM »

Quote from: Adam Lofton on January 16, 2010, 07:51:01 PM

Quote from: Urban Indian on January 15, 2010, 01:02:36 PM
a trainwreck that I cannot look away from.

You silly americans and your shiny lettering/bedazzled shirts

Frenchie, we aren't talking about Americans or America, we are talking about Guidos and New Jersey. Totally different country all together.

Sir, he is a Neudorff and therefore of Swiss/German heritage. You may freely refer to him as "the white devil."

nig nog · « **Reply #55 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:37:53 PM »

NIGGERS

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #56 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:44:02 PM »

chris wishes he could haz guido hurrr

gooseman · « **Reply #57 on:** January 17, 2010, 01:25:35 AM »

I bet it is so satisfyng to punch a bitch like that. If I didn't have to face anal rape from inmates, I would have cleaned a few vagina clocks.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #58 on:** January 17, 2010, 01:37:10 AM »

You're a dumbass. It's real easy to see from way far off that the bitch is crazy, at that point you do not insert your penis into her and amazingly NO DRAMA ENSUES.

Adam Lofton · « **Reply #59 on:** January 19, 2010, 08:48:20 PM »

Looks like Gooseman just got "Snooki'ed"

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