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WPPF

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Fencing
« on: January 28, 2010, 04:55:29 PM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

fencing sabre
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 04:56:40 PM »

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Re: Fencing
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 06:18:01 PM »




gay.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 06:34:52 PM »

lol wtf?

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Re: Fencing
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 07:06:42 PM »

I like to play basketball and eat candy.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2010, 07:15:16 PM »

Its gay and youre a nigger
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2010, 07:19:52 PM »

You're gay and fencing fucking owns. 
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2010, 07:31:28 PM »

Fucking owns cocks and balls slapping on JD's grisly chin hair, the only place he has hair on his head
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 07:33:00 PM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

fencing sabre

Except you do it with penises and assholes.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2010, 07:33:17 PM »

Everytime I see someone really good with a sword I think of this:

Indiana Jones fight
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2010, 07:42:38 PM »

Everytime I see someone really good with a sword I think of this:

Indiana Jones fight

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Re: Fencing
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2010, 08:05:06 PM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

Wait a second, you are calling me pussy because I prefer hot sunny weather and beautiful women, but you think fencing is cool?

This is straight up random strike logic here.  :-\
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2010, 08:16:21 PM »

Only gayer
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2010, 09:16:17 PM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

Wait a second, you are calling me pussy because I prefer hot sunny weather and beautiful women, but you think fencing is cool?

This is GAY up random strike logic here.  :-\
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2010, 09:57:39 PM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

Wait a second, you are calling me pussy because I prefer hot sunny weather and beautiful women, but you think fencing is cool?

This is GAY up random strike logic here.  :-\
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I stand corrected.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2010, 10:39:09 PM »

When I read the topic "fencing" I though of shit related to fences and installing them  ???
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2010, 02:47:04 AM »

How is fencing gay, really?


You're all repressed homosexuals.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2010, 03:01:36 AM »

How is fencing gay, really?


You're all repressed homosexuals.


-You have a coat hanger for a lilly assed sword
-You wear a gay one piece white suit
-You can't get hurt
-It has been endorsed by the French

Do we need to go on?
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2010, 03:07:40 AM »

rawr is calling us repressed homosexuals but he willingly purchased a volkswagen and is now trying to tell us fencing is for straight people.

stop deflecting.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2010, 03:08:56 AM »

So I was watching tv with some chick the other day, and saw some fencing on the tube. Not 5 seconds after it't over, she asks "Lets try anal tonight"

Yeah, it's fucking gay.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2010, 03:09:06 AM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

Wait a second, you are calling me pussy because I prefer hot sunny weather and beautiful women, but you think fencing is cool?

This is straight up random strike logic here.  :-\

You wouldn't like hot, sunny weather if you had to live in it.  It makes people worthless and odd.


How is fencing gay, really?


You're all repressed homosexuals.


-You have a coat hanger for a lilly assed sword
-You wear a gay one piece white suit
-You can't get hurt
-It has been endorsed by the French

Do we need to go on?



The suit is not one piece, it just looks that way so you don't get stabbed.  Foil is a pretty thin sword but still hits kind of hard. Saber will hurt it is a rigid sword and thrusts/blade hits count and the head is on target.

Also it's fun as fuck to fence.   It takes intelligence and agility and that's not something you get exercise together often.

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Re: Fencing
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2010, 03:34:57 AM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

Wait a second, you are calling me pussy because I prefer hot sunny weather and beautiful women, but you think fencing is cool?

This is straight up random strike logic here.  :-\

You wouldn't like hot, sunny weather if you had to live in it.  It makes people worthless and odd.


How is fencing gay, really?


You're all repressed homosexuals.


-You have a coat hanger for a lilly assed sword
-You wear a gay one piece white suit
-You can't get hurt
-It has been endorsed by the French

Do we need to go on?





Also it's fun as fuck to be gay.   It takes intelligence and agility to find that sweet virgin grape in the dark, and that's not something you get exercise together often.



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Re: Fencing
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2010, 03:50:45 AM »


You wouldn't like hot, sunny weather if you had to live in it.  It makes people worthless and odd.


Incorrect, born and raised in San Diego, and I love it there. There are just as many odd and worthless people up here in the PNW. The difference is the weather and woman are better south.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2010, 09:39:39 AM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

Wait a second, you are calling me pussy because I prefer hot sunny weather and beautiful women, but you think fencing is cool?

No, you're a pussy because you complain about the cold so much.  Poor thing.

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Re: Fencing
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2010, 12:41:48 PM »

Is the coolest fucking sport I've ever done in my life.  I suggest trying it if you have the opportunity.

Wait a second, you are calling me pussy because I prefer hot sunny weather and beautiful women, but you think fencing is cool?

No, you're a pussy because you complain about the cold so much.  Poor thing.

It bothers me because I can't wrap my head around why settlers would have stopped in places like this and thought, hey this is great. Then I have to deal with the fact that I'm not much better, its sad.
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2010, 12:42:08 PM »

So I was watching tv with some chick the other day, and saw some fencing on the tube. Not 5 seconds after it't over, she asks "Lets try anal tonight"

Yeah, it's fucking gay.


So, lemme get this straight.  She watched fencing, and subsequently decided that she needed one in the pooper?  





























I fail to see how thats a bad thing?
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2010, 02:28:23 PM »

So I was watching tv with some chick the other day, and saw some fencing on the tube. Not 5 seconds after it't over, she asks "Lets try anal tonight"

Yeah, it's fucking gay.


So, lemme get this straight.  She watched fencing, and subsequently decided that she needed one in the pooper?  

No, it that previously she was against it...
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2010, 02:36:00 PM »

I fail to see how thats a bad thing?
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Re: Fencing
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2010, 03:36:01 PM »

Just when I thought "How can rawr get any gayer", this happens.  :?: Are you French or something?

This thread deserves a lot more David Hasselhoff.










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Re: Fencing
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2010, 06:20:16 PM »



German dueling fraternity.
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