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MUTHA-FUCKK APPLE PRODUCTS!
« on: February 14, 2010, 07:21:04 PM »

Iphone works, and this morning it's doing all kinds of weird shit.

Took to AT&T, and they say go to Apple store.

At the Apple store, there's 25 sales people on duty, and 2 tech nerds.........and a 2 hour wait to have them look at it.

2hours........

Tech nerd takes phone behind counter, and 1 minute later comes back and says there's water damage and it'll be $200 to replace.  >:(

There was no water in the phone, and the whole operation is completely geared towards making money, no matter what happens. Apple and AT&T will hate me by tomorrow, I guarantee it.
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2010, 07:22:26 PM »

Just gotta bitch to get what you want, let us know how it turns out.
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2010, 07:23:29 PM »

Just gotta bitch to get what you want

This.

But I will second a "fuck you" to apple's overpriced shit.
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Re: MUTHA-FUCKK APPLE PRODUCTS!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2010, 07:24:32 PM »

XD justice?
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2010, 07:39:05 PM »

that's what sucks about this phone, the water sensor is in the headphone jack.  a cell phone's water sensor is not hard to affect.  steam from a shower can even do it.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2010, 08:10:45 PM »

Just gotta bitch to get what you want, let us know how it turns out.

I know, and I know I'll get it done, but the whole 2 hours in the mall with kids for this 1 minute bullshit had me pissed off. Tomorrow I have no kids to watch, and they'll be hearing from me.

XD justice?

Don't have an XD, but PPS justice is doable.


that's what sucks about this phone, the water sensor is in the headphone jack.  a cell phone's water sensor is not hard to affect.  steam from a shower can even do it.
 

That's odd. The guy was pointing to the charger jack telling me it was there. Now, there was pocket lint/whatever in the charger port, but if I knew they were going to try telling me water got in there, I would have cleaned it out before I went. It's spotless clean now, and ready for tomorrow.
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2010, 09:29:45 PM »

Huh, I've had my iphone apart twice, and even looking at the charging/docking port how the fuck can you tell its had water in it? If you take the screen off, there are two of those water dammage stickers on the motherboard but other than that I dont know how they could tell. If its still under warranty you need to bitch a little more, they will cave in, get a little unruly in the store and they will give you what you want just to hush up.

If its not under warranty, hopefully you've sync'd it with itunes recently, then you can pick up another motherboard for cheap and just slap it in there.
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2010, 10:09:12 PM »

Haven't even had it for a year, so it's still under warranty. The guy was saying there's a sticker in the charging port that turns pink when there's been water in there, but no matter what color his stupid sticker is, there wasn't water in there between Sat night (working fine) and Sunday morning (acting up). What pisses me off even more is that they get away with this excuse I'm sure daily.

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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2010, 10:23:17 PM »

what annoys me even more than those assholes is how they can charge more for an iphone than i can build one for.

i have had to make a few repairs to mine lately and looked into it. you can build an iphone 3gs from scratch for $150. they charge $200. they mass produce these things so they should be able to sell them for less than i could build one for and still make money. that tells me they are making too much money on each one
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2010, 10:54:39 PM »

Haven't even had it for a year, so it's still under warranty. The guy was saying there's a sticker in the charging port that turns pink when there's been water in there, but no matter what color his stupid sticker is, there wasn't water in there between Sat night (working fine) and Sunday morning (acting up). What pisses me off even more is that they get away with this excuse I'm sure daily.



breathing on it probably causes that sticker to change
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2010, 11:48:42 PM »

On my phone (not an iPhone) I took the back cover off to take out the battery, the water sensor sticker there was triggered pink, but the phone has never gotten wet or had any problems. Weird.
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 12:34:57 AM »

Kricket ftw...  If you want a phone get a phone.  Not a camera/computer/walkman/twinkbait/gameboy/phone... 

If it breaks a replacement is $20 on cl.
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 01:00:26 AM »

On my phone (not an iPhone) I took the back cover off to take out the battery, the water sensor sticker there was triggered pink, but the phone has never gotten wet or had any problems. Weird.

I had an old phone (also not an iPhone) that was the same way.
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 01:13:16 AM »

Kricket ftw...  If you want a phone get a phone.  Not a camera/computer/walkman/twinkbait/gameboy/phone... 

If it breaks a replacement is $20 on cl.

Ding.

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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2010, 01:14:31 AM »

pay someone 40 bucks to get the stickers replaced and then bring it in claiming that it has horrible service, drops 100 calls a day, freezes out of no where 100 times a day and is pissing you off and that particular phone is fucked up and you want another one, if you bitch hard enough they'll give you another one.
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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2010, 01:16:15 AM »

Looking further into it, it seems lots of people are pissed that the iphone (older than 3gs?) has 4 moisture "stickers". Two actually in the phone, and at least one right under the charging jack (mine), and some have said one in the headphone jack.

Apparently, there have been people who set the moisture sticker off in these more "open" locations by simply taking it to the gym. Hey, great if the damn thing still works, but if you have a minor issue with it, it's an easy route for Apple to tell you to get fucked.

Any bets who's getting told to get fucked tomorrow?   :noel: :yes:
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« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2010, 01:17:30 AM »

set the mall on fire.

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« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2010, 01:17:41 AM »

pay someone 40 bucks to get the stickers replaced and then bring it in claiming that it has horrible service, drops 100 calls a day, freezes out of no where 100 times a day and is pissing you off and that particular phone is fucked up and you want another one, if you bitch hard enough they'll give you another one.


No need to lie. The phone saw no water, and I want another one because this one is fucked. I don't give a fuck what their sticker sensors near the outside of the phone say. I'll leave with a new phone, or in handcuffs tomorrow. Bet that.
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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2010, 02:17:02 AM »

Kricket ftw...  If you want a phone get a phone.  Not a camera/computer/walkman/twinkbait/gameboy/phone... 

If it breaks a replacement is $20 on cl.

Ding.

Amen. Considering free wifi is almost as prolific as 4g coverage and netbooks are a dime a dozen, an iphuck is retarded. And I mean free from city, not including the millions of bars/shops/etc. Maybe I live in a bad coverage spot, but nobody has shown me any live apps that worked faster than old people fucking.


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Re: MUTHA-FUCKK APPLE PRODUCTS!
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2010, 02:29:27 AM »

There is condensation/dirt in your doc port.  20 bucks says you're getting the "This Device isnt made to work with an iPhone" then it asks you to go into airplane mode.  Moisture in the doc, clean it, don't leave your phone in the bathroom when you shower.

btw cute phone  :yes:
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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2010, 03:16:28 AM »

fyi that's not my phone - I forget to even use the multi-function-ness of a multifunction device. The only apple product I own I got for free (4gb nano), and never use because I hate apple's typical restrictiveness with it. There's a reason Apple only has 5% of the PC market. Gimics.


BTW I think one thing Apple rides hard is customer satisfaction. May be a diff story with at&t in the mix, but if you are at a busy hub your "new phone or new cuffs" will likely succeed.
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2010, 03:24:55 AM »

What kind of weird shit is it doing?  A small circle of white paper in bottom of the headphone jack fixes that sticker problem.  That's how my friend got a new 2g after he dropped it in the toilet.
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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2010, 03:30:05 AM »

iphails are terrible.  Little bit of steam or anythign will fuck it up.

Open mouth breathing too close to the screen while looking at porn/nudes has the :watery steam affect".  ::)


Just two weeks ago my roommate wanted to replace his phone.  It literally wouldnt work when there was 3g coverage.  It was a samsung blackjack 2.  atnt couldnt figure it out and couldnt replace it for like a month because theyd need to order one from bumfuck nowhere.  So he asked me to "accidentally" break it.  I dropped it into a sink full of water.  It kept working.  I played solitaire under water with that shit.

In conclusion: apple sucks and steve jobs is the devil.
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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2010, 11:36:57 AM »

i haven't had too many problems with my iphone.  the speaker is much quieter, so i can barely hear the ringer.  counting down the days till i hit the 2 year mark to get the 3gs, then no matter what, trying to find a problem right before the 1 year is up.

it's good to know that i can get out of this thing at anytime because i have a plan that is like $50/mo and the best you can get now is like $105.  so maybe i will upgrade to the 3gs then give my old phone away for taking over the contract.
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Re: MUTHA-FUCKK APPLE PRODUCTS!
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2010, 12:16:19 PM »

fyi that's not my phone - I forget to even use the multi-function-ness of a multifunction device. The only apple product I own I got for free (4gb nano), and never use because I hate apple's typical restrictiveness with it.

So you're the one who stole my pink iPod Nano. 

You do realise that iPods are supported by Winamp, among others, no crApple software/DRM crap needed?

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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2010, 12:25:17 PM »

fyi that's not my phone - I forget to even use the multi-function-ness of a multifunction device. The only apple product I own I got for free (4gb nano), and never use because I hate apple's typical restrictiveness with it.

So you're the one who stole my pink iPod Nano. 

You do realise that iPods are supported by Winamp, among others, no crApple software/DRM crap needed?

Yeah, but they are still crippled by inferior media support.  Some people are audio nerds and only download FLAC files.  No Apple product will ever support FLAC.  So that means converting files.  Same thing with video files.  Apple won't even conceed to play divx files on their stuff.  Divx has been around for atleast 10 years at this point.

I'll always buy off brand mp3/portable media players for that exact reason.  They try to support every file format possible and try to stay current with that support.  I haven't bought a new player in several years, but my Creative Zen M still has better file support than any Apple or Microsoft product.  That's kind of sad.
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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2010, 12:26:35 PM »

Anything Mac is for faggots.  buy an HTC or a regular phone.
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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2010, 01:03:52 PM »

  Well, I plugged the thing in and did a backup, then restore, and it's working perfectly now. Wish they could have done some simpleton bullshit like that in the store instead of find some bs pink sticker to tell me to get fucked. Their 1800 iphone number will feel the wrath today for this, and Apple is dead to me.
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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2010, 01:07:47 PM »

  Well, I plugged the thing in and did a backup, then restore, and it's working perfectly now. Wish they could have done some simpleton bullshit like that in the store instead of find some bs pink sticker to tell me to get fucked. Their 1800 iphone number will feel the wrath today for this, and Apple is dead to me.


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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2010, 02:24:16 PM »

it comes to light when you realize that apple actually does very little r&d on their devices.
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