Topic: Spiker as a parent (Read 6171 times)

Joseph Davis · « **on:** March 17, 2010, 03:14:12 PM »

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/16/kentucky.oven.baby/index.html

It's not that he hasn't bred... several times... it's that none of them have thus far survived.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2010, 03:37:33 PM »

Theres one floatin around.

In your mom Sir..

LOL...

highroller54 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2010, 03:59:19 PM »

wow

92CXyD · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2010, 04:04:14 PM »

That shit is fucked up.

When I lived in Ft. Campbell Ky in the early '80s a mom actually did turn the oven on with her baby in it.

DRQPQUT · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2010, 04:51:03 PM »

i need some of that WEED ;D

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2010, 04:57:20 PM »

I love reading that link. "Kentucky Oven Baby," sounds like a delicacy.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2010, 05:22:39 PM »

Quote from: DRQPQUT on March 17, 2010, 04:51:03 PM

i need some of that WEED ;D

No cheeseburger is safe already.... You moving onto humans now?

chris · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2010, 05:32:35 PM »

So he called the cops on himself and the kid was ok?

chris · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2010, 05:41:01 PM »

mc oroville meth til death

j.h.christ · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2010, 06:32:35 PM »

Quote from: chris M on March 17, 2010, 05:41:01 PM

mc oroville meth til death

GURP CITY MOTHERFUCKER

Jorsher · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2010, 06:36:06 PM »

Uh, I think he did the right thing calling the mental emergency line.

No amount of marijuana and/or alcohol has ever fucked up my judgement enough to think of putting a baby in the oven, no matter how bad I had the munchies.

Either the weed really was laced with hallucinogens or he's fucking crazy.

Phate · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2010, 02:14:49 AM »

Quote from: Jorsher on March 17, 2010, 06:36:06 PM

Either the weed really was laced with hallucinogens or he's fucking crazy.

Likely the second. Aside from DMT and salvia, most hallucenagens are destroyed by the temperatures needed to smoke it. Also, pretty much any real drug is more expensive than weed. Its just not economically feasible to lace weed.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:47:37 AM »

Most real drugs are a lot cheaper than weed. Remove the fourteen middlemen.

colt45 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:00:13 AM »

he's off the junk,
got the boosted ride,

he's good to have kids

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:02:33 AM »

Yes.... but will he give them back to their parents when he's done with them??

HiProfile · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:21:39 AM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on March 18, 2010, 09:02:33 AM

Yes.... but will he give them back to their parents when he's done with them??

Sure, medium rare with a bite or two taken. Beef != human.

d16forlife · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:06:42 PM »

Quote from: chris M on March 17, 2010, 05:41:01 PM

mc oroville meth til death

random-strike · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:08:26 PM »

what an idiot.

call the government for help and they arrest him lmao.

NEVER CALL THE GOVERNMENT FOR HELP

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:15:30 PM »

Quote from: chris M on March 17, 2010, 05:41:01 PM

mc oroville meth til death

Shit Orrivile son!!!!

Doug · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:21:06 PM »

I'm pretty sure if he contacted a mental health facility they can't report anything to the police unless it's knowledge of a crime that is going to be committed, not already committed.

97Econobox · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:15:50 PM »

Quote from: random-strike on March 18, 2010, 04:08:26 PM

what an idiot.

call the government for help and they arrest him lmao.

NEVER CALL THE GOVERNMENT FOR HELP

Your kidding right? that cant be what you derived from this entire story is it?

did you miss the part where HE STUCK A KID IN THE DAMN OVEN???

Id insert a witty joke here but seriously you sorta play this shit out yourself rather well. did this story make you shed a tear for the umericuh you used to know?

random-strike · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:01:02 PM »

Quote from: 97Econobox on March 18, 2010, 05:15:50 PM

Quote from: random-strike on March 18, 2010, 04:08:26 PM
what an idiot.

call the government for help and they arrest him lmao.

NEVER CALL THE GOVERNMENT FOR HELP

Your kidding right? that cant be what you derived from this entire story is it?

did you miss the part where HE STUCK A KID IN THE DAMN OVEN???

Id insert a witty joke here but seriously you sorta play this shit out yourself rather well. did this story make you shed a tear for the umericuh you used to know?

so?

letting them sleep in the oven is wrong unless its on... i don't really see the problem with a kid sleeping inside the oven as long as it doesn't get hurt...

i suppose letting your kid sleep in a drawer should land you in jail too...?

leaving them in the oven all night while being drunk and high probably not what you should be doing.

don't ever call the government for help because they will just come snoop around and arrest you for something.

d16forlife · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:26:42 PM »

Quote from: random-strike on March 18, 2010, 06:01:02 PM

so?

letting them sleep in the oven is wrong unless its on... i don't really see the problem with a kid sleeping inside the oven as long as it doesn't get hurt...

i suppose letting your kid sleep in a drawer should land you in jail too...?

leaving them in the oven all night while being drunk and high probably not what you should be doing.

A person who intended on having a child, and loves it, would never let it sleep in any thing other than an item intended for a human to sleep in. Who the fuck sleeps in a drawer?! Even my beaner ass had a bed as a child. Yes, 20 of us slept in it, but it was a fuckn' bed none the less.

Now if the bitch snagged your ass with a "catch a nigga baby", or the condom busted, or if said person was to stupid to figure out that if they fucked raw the bitch could get pregnant, I wouldn't expect that person to understand what it is to love their child.

Quote from: random-strike on March 18, 2010, 06:01:02 PM

don't ever call the government for help because they will just come snoop around and arrest you for something.

Fucken government! I hate it when they arrest you for doing shit that's illegal...

random-strike · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:03:56 PM »

Uhhh humans were never intended to sleep in anything.... whatever you want to sleep in will prob work...... id rather sleep in a drawer than in a bed with other people as a kid

d16forlife · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:44:01 PM »

We weren't intended to sleep in anything? I believe seeking shelter is on of our many instincts. Next you'll say that teeth are over rated

The "20 in a bed" was a joke

random-strike · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:04:53 PM »

Quote from: d16forlife on March 18, 2010, 07:44:01 PM

We weren't intended to sleep in anything? I believe seeking shelter is on of our many instincts. Next you'll say that teeth are over rated

The "20 in a bed" was a joke

Is a oven not shelter? Is a drawer not shelter?

Fuck the govt

random-strike · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:47:10 PM »

Quote from: d16forlife on March 18, 2010, 06:26:42 PM

Fucken government! I hate it when they arrest you for doing shit that's illegal...

yea exactly. because its illegal makes it wrong.

comedy

random-strike · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:51:50 PM »

Quote from: n/a michael on March 18, 2010, 08:50:03 PM

most things that are illegal are dangerous and/or wrong

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:57:34 PM »

Quote from: 97Econobox on March 18, 2010, 05:15:50 PM

Quote from: random-strike on March 18, 2010, 04:08:26 PM
what an idiot.

call the government for help and they arrest him lmao.

NEVER CALL THE GOVERNMENT FOR HELP

Your kidding right? that cant be what you derived from this entire story is it?

did you miss the part where HE STUCK A KID IN THE DAMN OVEN???

Id insert a witty joke here but seriously you sorta play this shit out yourself rather well. did this story make you shed a tear for the umericuh you used to know?

loser

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:30:59 PM »

Quote from: random-strike on March 18, 2010, 06:01:02 PM

Quote from: 97Econobox on March 18, 2010, 05:15:50 PM
Quote from: random-strike on March 18, 2010, 04:08:26 PM
what an idiot.

call the government for help and they arrest him lmao.

NEVER CALL THE GOVERNMENT FOR HELP

Your kidding right? that cant be what you derived from this entire story is it?

did you miss the part where HE STUCK A KID IN THE DAMN OVEN???

Id insert a witty joke here but seriously you sorta play this shit out yourself rather well. did this story make you shed a tear for the umericuh you used to know?

so?

letting them sleep in the oven is wrong unless its on...

I am so calling child protective services on you.

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