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Author Topic: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?  (Read 11446 times)

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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2010, 10:40:29 PM »

legal prostitution
i fucking hate stupid ass people that always say that when someone talks about what to do in vegas.
STFU if you don't know what you are talking about

Experience speaks.
But really, what is there to know? You can legally pay for sex. Seems simple. Don't fall in love with them. It's all common sense ;)
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2010, 10:57:04 PM »

Anyone have any reviews of the hos out there? I am willing to pay top dollar for a girl to dress up as kristen stewart, avril lavigne, and alexis bledel in that order, allowing me to do anal/oral/vaginal in that order. Willing to pay for neccesary outfits and contacts, must be a team player and willing actress. Script available.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2010, 07:32:18 PM »

legal prostitution
i fucking hate stupid ass people that always say that when someone talks about what to do in vegas.
STFU if you don't know what you are talking about

Experience speaks.
But really, what is there to know? You can legally pay for sex. Seems simple. Don't fall in love with them. It's all common sense ;)

actually i believe your wrong. im pretty sure prostitution IN vegas is illegal, but legal outside the city. mike would know better. this is what i was told
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2010, 08:15:15 PM »

Its illegal in Clack county aka Vegas. Its legal in Pahrump which is 45 minutes+ depending where your coming from IN vegas. One end to vegas to the other without traffic takes an hour+ to get from North Vegas down to Henderson so its a little bit of a drive to get it Legal.


Pahrump is where they have all the brothels!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pahrump,_Nevada
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2010, 06:14:46 PM »

Don't fall in love with them still stands, and has Mike dead to rights ;)
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2010, 05:11:43 PM »

I've done it about 20 times vegas hookers are all legal it's in the bible
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2010, 07:56:13 PM »

legal prostitution
i fucking hate stupid ass people that always say that when someone talks about what to do in vegas.
STFU if you don't know what you are talking about

Experience speaks.
But really, what is there to know? You can legally pay for sex. Seems simple. Don't fall in love with them. It's all common sense ;)
YOU CANNOT LEGALLY PAY FOR SEX IN LAS VEGAS
SO ONCE AGAIN STFU IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

The NY Jets play in Giants Stadium which is located in NJ.......

Point is, when people say "Vegas" they mean Nevada within 40 miles of Vegas.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2010, 08:20:36 PM »

legal prostitution
i fucking hate stupid ass people that always say that when someone talks about what to do in vegas.
STFU if you don't know what you are talking about

Experience speaks.
But really, what is there to know? You can legally pay for sex. Seems simple. Don't fall in love with them. It's all common sense ;)
YOU CANNOT LEGALLY PAY FOR SEX IN LAS VEGAS
SO ONCE AGAIN STFU IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

The NY Jets play in Giants Stadium which is located in NJ.......

Point is, when people say "Vegas" they mean Nevada within 40 miles of Vegas.

i dont know, when i think vegas I think the strip as being 'vegas'
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2010, 08:29:58 PM »

That's because your Asian.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2010, 08:36:39 PM »

Legal or not, hookers will show up to your hotel room for some $. They'll take their clothes off for a bit more $$. Want to bang her? That's gonna cost you quite a bit more $$$. That's a fact too.

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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2010, 08:55:13 PM »

That's because your Asian.

i wish i was asian
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2010, 09:37:05 PM »

Red Rocks National Monument.  Its like 30min southeast of Vegas.  Badass rock climbing, but even if you aren't into that, hiking around and scrambling around on some of the crazy rock formations there is tons of fun, just like BDVT.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2010, 09:45:42 PM »

I highly doubt people think Pahrump is being Las Vegas since its in another FUCKIN COUNTY. Also the North end of Las vegas is an hour drive from the strip. Dont play no its not I lived there for 3 years.




Thats like saying when people think of San Francisco they really mean Oakland ::) which actually are close but fuckin worlds apart.


Pahrump has three things. Legal pussy you buy with your debit card,hella fireworks and a dope road race course. Las Vegas has none of the above.
Legal or not, hookers will show up to your hotel room for some $. They'll take their clothes off for a bit more $$. Want to bang her? That's gonna cost you quite a bit more $$$. That's a fact too.


That applies to any major city. Fuck San Francisco just actually tried to make it Legal within city limits something Vegas will never do.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2010, 10:13:32 PM »

Locals give a shit about details.  When you're flying 2500 miles to Vegas.  The fact that whores are legal 1 hour outside of the city means fuck all.  As far as most people are concerned they are going to Vegas and while there they are going to fuck a whore legally.  The fact they will actually be outside of Las Vegas proper while fucking the legal whore means very little in the scheme of things.

There are a large number of examples of this.  Thinking twice about someone saying they're going to fuck a whore legally in Las Vegas is a waste of time, energy, and thought.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2010, 10:16:46 PM »

Its Legal everywhere in nevada EXCEPT CLARK COUNTY AKA LAS VEGAS



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #45 on: June 28, 2010, 10:32:54 PM »

three vs one, you lose basement dweller
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2010, 10:41:18 PM »

three vs one, you lose basement dweller

I'm on the side opposite of N/A Mike and you and I lose?  You might as well add Johnny Bliss and Yuri to give you the ultimate team.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2010, 11:19:10 PM »

three vs one, you lose basement dweller

I'm on the side opposite of N/A Mike and you and I lose?  You might as well add Johnny Bliss and Yuri to give you the ultimate team.
you lose cause you are wrong dumbass, doesn't matter who is on "our team" every one that agrees with us is correct

Mike wins, Rass loses.  Rass should be made to purchase Mike Hot Pockets, or STAY WEDNESDAY.

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« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2010, 11:43:43 PM »

Disney World is also in Orlando or it's about about 30 minutes outside of Orlando but to keep things simple for tourists they say it's in Orlando.  People talk about living in Dallas and they could live 200 miles from downtown.  If I told you were I lived in NJ, you wouldn't have a clue.  But if I said "45-60 minutes outside of NYC" you might have a clue, even though you'd probably still be off by 30 miles.  Shit, if you visit NYC the difference between being in one neighborhood and another is a block, depending on who you talk to, that day.

Get my point?  Exact location doesn't matter to tourists.

Tourists don't care to acknowledge different towns outside of big cities simply because when they fly back home and refer to it as that town, no one will know what the fuck they are talking about.  Everyone will know when they say, "Yea, I visited Vegas to fuck a whore legally."  They will also know that you're acknowledging that although you didn't fuck the whore actually in Las Vegas, the town you did happen to fuck the whore has probably about 15 people living there other than the whores.

To put things in perspective, in 2009 I flew about 25,000 miles.  Not a shit ton, but enough to know that people simply don't give a fuck about specifics as long as they can punch in the address in their GPS and get where they want to go.  The details only matter to locals.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2010, 11:46:39 PM »

If I told you were I lived in NJ, you wouldn't have a clue. 

You live at one end of Crown Road.  It's not that hard to grasp.

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« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2010, 12:21:05 AM »

three vs one, you lose basement dweller

I'm on the side opposite of N/A Mike and you and I lose?  You might as well add Johnny Bliss and Yuri to give you the ultimate team.
That would be the ultimate team capable of doing anything.
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2010, 12:36:39 AM »

Another internet suicide
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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2010, 01:12:23 AM »

Another internet suicide

What's up with that?  Most women would be ecstatic that the Grand Wizard knows where they live.

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Re: GOING TO VEGAS, whats kick ass?
« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2010, 01:22:23 AM »

Another internet suicide

O noez, we lose all his knowledge that he gained by reading it on other forums!!!  Our second third and fourth hand experience level just dropped by 90%.
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« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2010, 01:23:59 AM »

Its okay, he's still alive I found a picture of him in the basement of which he dwells.


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