Chances are, like with all the other shit I missed, I was probably in jail. So yes, while you faggots were making towel history, I was sharing a 8x8x8 concrete box with 2 other men. It was borderline gay. Balls never touched.
Oh, and I'm gonna side with random on this one. Just b/c of my hatred for government, and crooked ass politicians, and their crooked ass "for hire" thugs you know are police.
I've done a total of close to a year in various jails for being a broke ass. Not for violating anyone, or harming anyone. For driving on a suspended license. Now every jurisdiction around here have went to a "pay or stay" policy. No more payment plans, you either have the $6-700 on you, or go to jail. Fuck you for caging me for not having enough money to pay for your wife's tits. Fuck everything about the judicial system.