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bigdaddyvtec

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Joke my old man told me yesterday
« on: September 17, 2010, 03:45:27 PM »
Whats the diference between the LA Zoo and the White house?










































The Zoo has an African Lion.







The White house has a Liein African



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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 03:47:56 PM »
mmmmmmmmm   Cheese burger :)
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 03:49:59 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2010, 04:02:59 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2010, 04:25:09 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2010, 04:27:12 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2010, 04:53:54 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2010, 07:23:59 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2010, 09:31:54 PM »
HAHAHAHHAHHA







































actually that was fucking WEAK.
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2010, 10:05:29 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2010, 11:05:50 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2010, 11:11:02 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2010, 11:21:06 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2010, 11:23:38 PM »
I do not find Michelle Obama attractive, but I voted for her.  Why would I want to agree with a bunch of swinging dicks?
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2010, 12:16:04 AM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2010, 01:47:59 PM »
Learn to spell.
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2010, 02:11:57 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on September 17, 2010, 11:23:38 PM
I do not find Michelle Obama attractive

me either she looks like MR ed

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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2010, 03:21:23 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2010, 05:01:33 PM »
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Re: Joke my old man told me yesterday
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2010, 12:50:42 AM »
According to my father, this joke is 93.1242% Win!!!!!!!  O0
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