Awesome I had a nice road-rage run-in this morning.
Driving to work, 15mph over the limit, car in front of me, cars beside me, dipshit decides it's cool to be a foot from my rear bumper. I don't appreciate this, so tap the brakes. Did not HIT the brakes, just a slight tap to scare him with some brake lights. He flips me off, I flip him off.
Get stopped at a light, he stops beside my car. My window is rolled up and I don't feel like reaching over to crank it down. He's waving around, making gestures like he's ready to fight, and so I'm acting like I'm in a rap video and flashing made up gang signs (he's
). He pulls ahead. We start going, he gets behind me. I drive uber-slow because I'm approaching my place of work and don't want him knowing where my car is (I've had problems with shit drivers fucking with my car in the past because they're pissed) and I end up passing work. Do a quick u-turn and speed off (as fast as a worn out d16a6 can), and he tries to follow but gets stuck in traffic.
Too bad I wasn't carrying today. Wouldn't have used it but would have surely stopped to let him say what he had to say, and if he started shit would have scared him white.