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[catsman50]

had some amazing road rage with one of the hottest/bitchest chicks that goes to my school this morning. is was awesome. she was trying to pass me on a double yellow two lane road and I wouldn't let her, and she tryed that fucking shit twice and then when she got behind me after the second time trying to pass I brake checked the fuck out of her. and when we got on to a bigger road got to a stop light she rolled down the window and said "what the is fuck your problem"? I responded with a nice fuck you.

fucking hate people that ride the fuck out of your ass so bad that you can see there headlights and then try to pull some slick shit and pass you.

[txdohczc]

let me guess you live in florida

[catsman50]

fuck yeah. everyone sucks so much cock at driving around here at driving. but the  aren't that bad.

[highroller54]

so you thought her driving was dangerous so you tryed killing both of you to teach her a lesson  good job I guess 

[Kenny Rogers]

I let retarded people pass... I don't want their shitty driving anywhere near me.

[txdohczc]

i definatly dont miss driving in florida. that shit was rediculous. about 80% of the time 7/10 people driving are speeding, cutting off, swerving in and out of traffic, and tailgating

[dvst8r]

This is one of the many reasons I drive a big, slow, ugly truck. If someone wants to be a bonehead and pass on a double solid they can go for it, I am not going to alter my driving around that decision. If they find themselves out of room with another vehicle head on, well that is the consequence of the decision to pass on a double solid. The outcome will be between: Them, the oncoming vehicle and god.

That probably sounds like a real asshole move, on my part, not to move, but well I'm an asshole.

[txdohczc]

why would you move for some random wreckless jerkoff that sounds perfectly logical

[chris]

So everyone one from Florida is a tard. Florida SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Tupac westside

[BoostForLife]

I only pass people when they drive slower than the fucking speed limit on a single lane road. Other than that I keep my distance and don't do illegal stupid shit.

[d112crzy]

MD and VA drivers are WAY worse than FL drivers. At least FL drivers will eventually move out of the way, MD drivers won't.

[98redcavz24]

Maybe you were driving too slow

[BoostForLife]

When im passing someone, I brakeboost first and then just fly the fuck out of there past them.

[MantisX]

Driving a boosted honda makes lane merges and passes so much more awesome.

[Jorsher]

Awesome I had a nice road-rage run-in this morning.

Driving to work, 15mph over the limit, car in front of me, cars beside me, dipshit decides it's cool to be a foot from my rear bumper.  I don't appreciate this, so tap the brakes.  Did not HIT the brakes, just a slight tap to scare him with some brake lights.  He flips me off, I flip him off.

Get stopped at a light, he stops beside my car.  My window is rolled up and I don't feel like reaching over to crank it down.  He's waving around, making gestures like he's ready to fight, and so I'm acting like I'm in a rap video and flashing made up gang signs (he's  ).  He pulls ahead.  We start going, he gets behind me.  I drive uber-slow because I'm approaching my place of work and don't want him knowing where my car is (I've had problems with shit drivers fucking with my car in the past because they're pissed) and I end up passing work.  Do a quick u-turn and speed off (as fast as a worn out d16a6 can), and he tries to follow but gets stuck in traffic.

Too bad I wasn't carrying today.  Wouldn't have used it but would have surely stopped to let him say what he had to say, and if he started shit would have scared him white.

[MantisX]

That guns fer shootin, not scarin.

[BoostForLife]

Driving a boosted honda makes lane merges and passes so much more awesome.

FUCK YEAH

[j.h.christ]

this thread delivers less than planned parenthood

[Tim]

If someone wants to pass me i'll just smile and wave.  I'll slow down to let people know they're closer to my ass end than I like, but that's got to be pretty fucking close or I'll just ignore them.  Some people just are less than brilliant though.  You sound like one of those stupid ones that wouldn't let her pass by speeding up then jamming on the brakes when she had to get back behind you.

I brake checked a guy I felt was too close, like Jorsher didn't jam em so he hit me just let him know I felt he was too close.  Mind you I was following a guy so I could not speed up even if I wanted too.  Dumbass didn't see me and had to slam on his brakes and swerve only to speed up and get even closer.  I did it again, this time the guy realizes I was not slowing for anything other than him so he went off flailing around and swerving.  I took the next exit cause I was headed to my buddies farm and he followed.  At the end of the ramp he leans out his window and starts flipping out so I told him I was just letting him know he was too close for my comfort.  

He went off about saying driving like that could kill someone so I told him he should watch the car in front of him and flipped him off as I casually drove away.

He tweaked out some more and then followed me the 2 miles to my friends farm and then back his half mile long driveway.  He proceded to get out and tell me I was going to kill someone driving like that.  I told him maybe he should not follow so close cause there are alot of deer in the area and had I braked for one he would have hit me for sure.  He started yelling and told me to go for a walk with him, I looked around and said 'we're in the middle of 300 acres you want to start something stop being a pussy or get back in your car and go fuck yourself'  He looked around and then got into his car and left.

[Spanish-rice]

now youve ruined your chances of ever tongue shoveling her stink ditch. way to go

[Jorsher]

If someone wants to pass me i'll just smile and wave.  I'll slow down to let people know they're closer to my ass end than I like, but that's got to be pretty fucking close or I'll just ignore them.  Some people just are less than brilliant though.  You sound like one of those stupid ones that wouldn't let her pass by speeding up then jamming on the brakes when she had to get back behind you.

I brake checked a guy I felt was too close, like Jorsher didn't jam em so he hit me just let him know I felt he was too close.  Mind you I was following a guy so I could not speed up even if I wanted too.  Dumbass didn't see me and had to slam on his brakes and swerve only to speed up and get even closer.  I did it again, this time the guy realizes I was not slowing for anything other than him so he went off flailing around and swerving.  I took the next exit cause I was headed to my buddies farm and he followed.  At the end of the ramp he leans out his window and starts flipping out so I told him I was just letting him know he was too close for my comfort.  

He went off about saying driving like that could kill someone so I told him he should watch the car in front of him and flipped him off as I casually drove away.

He tweaked out some more and then followed me the 2 miles to my friends farm and then back his half mile long driveway.  He proceded to get out and tell me I was going to kill someone driving like that.  I told him maybe he should not follow so close cause there are alot of deer in the area and had I braked for one he would have hit me for sure.  He started yelling and told me to go for a walk with him, I looked around and said 'we're in the middle of 300 acres you want to start something stop being a pussy or get back in your car and go fuck yourself'  He looked around and then got into his car and left.

Yeah.  I don't try to start shit, but riding my ass when there's nowhere I can go is beyond pointless.  I've had something similar occur before (although I eventually did brake-check after he didn't seem to get the point) and he went nuts swerving all over the place and trying to be an asshat.  When we got to a red light, he did the same shit and stopped beside my car, except he had the balls to come to my window.  He said the same story, "yadda yadda that will cause a wreck" and I told him so will being 2 feet behind a car if I had to hit my brakes for some reason.  I made a few smart comments back, told him to have a great day, and he walked back to his car.

That guns fer shootin, not scarin.

Who said I wouldn't shoot?  I'm a small guy, and in this state your vehicle is private property.  If he wanted to start some shit, and I felt like it was necessary, I'll throw a bullet in his leg.  Most likely, though, it wouldn't be necessary.  Fucking with me because I'm smaller is no different than me fucking with him because I know I'd win that match, it would have been a last resort thing anywho.

I'm pretty good at staying tolerant and ignoring dumb fucks.  People that drive like assholes then get upset when someone does something that's not even one tenth as assholish really piss me off.

Another douchefag thought he could merge into the side of my car and I gave a short honk to let him know there was a little crx beside his bigass truck.  What did he do ?  Flip me off, start yelling, and drive like an asshat.

[Tim]

Latest case of road rage:  I was hauling ass and gave a quick flash to pass to the guy cruisin in the left lane.  He quickly merged right and I didn't even have to slow down I was pretty impressed.  The guy double finger flipped me off as I passed then came back over to the fast lane and sped up to chase me and flip me off continually as he drove.

That asshat had me cracking up laughing that he'd get so pissed and bent out of shape that I flicked my headlights at him to let him know I was coming.  Clearly he knew what I wanted as he merged immediately, why do people cruise in the passing lane anyway?

[dvst8r]

With a truck like mine, you never have issues with tailgaters if someone gets to close, you let out a little puff, if they insist you lay down a smoke screen over all 6 lanes.  

[Tim]

With a truck like mine, you never have issues with tailgaters if someone gets to close, you let out a little puff, if they insist you lay down a smoke screen over all 6 lanes.  

c0mpl3x had a toggle switch to the coil of his toyota.  I about pissed myself when he flipped it off and coasted down a long ass hill before clicking it back on.  I don't think the guys in the other car knew if we were shooting at them or if the sky was falling but they sure looked confused and scared.  I can't remember if they were tailgaiting or we were just being dicks

[Robb]

Gotta love a rich boosted car to leave a nice smoke screen in someone's face behind you.  Or the old rev limiter ign off shotgun blast from the exhaust to scare em.

All those fucking god damn old fucks from Florida come up here in the fall.  Fucking non driving fucks dont know how drive in the mountains.  ZOMG THE ROAD TURNS WAT DO I DO???

[MantisX]

With a truck like mine, you never have issues with tailgaters if someone gets to close, you let out a little puff, if they insist you lay down a smoke screen over all 6 lanes.  

LOL I want a diesel now.

[bikewrench]

People just need to be courteous when they drive!  
If someone is on my ass, I move over and let them around, I'd rather them be up the road and not on my ass.
If someone is on my ass and refuses to go around me I just down shift to 4th, no brake lights, that usually does the trick.

I usually drive at least 80mph, I usually get pissed at the idiots who are camped out in the fast lane, completely oblivious to other traffic.
However I try not to get to close, instead try to get around them.  

The OP sounds like a jerk, let her pass, she will be gone and not on your ass.  Do you feel like less of a man if a woman passes you?  

[1991civicsi]

I let retarded people pass... I don't want their shitty driving anywhere near me.

+1

[patsmx5]

This is one of the many reasons I drive a big, slow, ugly truck. If someone wants to be a bonehead and pass on a double solid they can go for it, I am not going to alter my driving around that decision. If they find themselves out of room with another vehicle head on, well that is the consequence of the decision to pass on a double solid. The outcome will be between: Them, the oncoming vehicle and god.

That probably sounds like a real asshole move, on my part, not to move, but well I'm an asshole.

This. There are enough hazardous drivers on the road that I need not contribute. I usually do my best to remove myself from any situation that puts me in danger. They run off the road and kill them self, great. They take me with them, not so great. About 3% of the hazordous drivers I see pass me I see get pulled over a few miles down the road. In the end they got a ticket, I didn't, and I got to my destination before they did.

[SDRAWKCAB]

So everyone one from Florida is a tard. Florida SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Tupac westside

Florida is the shit!
I just got done drinking and cruising the beach while looking at some of the biggest titties on the planet.