Topic: Emergency kill anyone who coughs. Now with extra crazy your all dead theory. (Read 15609 times)

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2009, 04:42:33 PM »

lol im getting sick now but its because i been on a bender since last thursday

i woke up around noon and while i was trying to crawl to the bathroom and read tims texts about shitting water i realized that i sounded like a bong from all the mucus in me

chris · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2009, 04:56:35 PM »

Quote from: Corey on April 28, 2009, 04:35:32 PM

i wonder if tupac is immune to this

Pretty sure he is. 5 shots cant kill you a little piggy flu aint got a chance.

chris · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2009, 05:03:45 PM »

Mexican food is yummy and I enjoy thick Latin women. A flu once in the while from there country is OK in my book.

imburne · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2009, 05:37:24 PM »

Who has gotten infected so far on here?

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #34 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:13:19 PM »

Quote from: Wicked on April 28, 2009, 05:01:13 PM

Funny how humans{mexicans} get the swine flu or the outbrake started in mexico.............mexicans fucking pigs.....thats a shocker

The last swine flu outbreak was some Army guys on a base in America. Fucking military faggots fucking pigs, right?

Or maybe you're just retarded.

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #35 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:17:23 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 28, 2009, 06:13:19 PM

Quote from: Wicked on April 28, 2009, 05:01:13 PM
Funny how humans{mexicans} get the swine flu or the outbrake started in mexico.............mexicans fucking pigs.....thats a shocker

The last swine flu outbreak was some Army guys on a base in America. Fucking military faggots fucking pigs, right?

Or maybe you're just retarded.

JDPWN3D

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #36 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:37:23 PM »

I don't like illegals because they are illegals. I have nothing against our citizenry of any ethnic background, laid back dudes with green cards, or good old fashioned tourists.

Anyway, the rate of death is pretty low on this shit. There's maybe 200K people in Mexico infected, 150 deaths as of this morning. Whoopty-shit. If there's a problem it's likely to come this fall if/after the shit mutates, which is why I'm killing Sewell ASAP for taking those goddamn fish meds.

Tim · « **Reply #37 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:11:03 PM »

common sense states people that don't follow laws to gain entry to a country will be first in line to follow them once in said country didn't you know?

One opinion that I couldn't get across to all the green card carrying good peoples I worked with for a few weeks in California. They changed the subject when I asked them how they got their work visa's and why others shouldn't be kicked out for breaking the laws they obviously followed. Then we drank Patron and yelled at strippers.

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:02:44 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 28, 2009, 06:37:23 PM

I don't like illegals because they are illegals. I have nothing against our citizenry of any ethnic background, laid back dudes with green cards, or good old fashioned tourists.

Anyway, the rate of death is pretty low on this shit. There's maybe 200K people in Mexico infected, 150 deaths as of this morning. Whoopty-shit. If there's a problem it's likely to come this fall if/after the shit mutates, which is why I'm killing Sewell ASAP for taking those goddamn fish meds.

JD, not to argue with the grand master, but the CFR for this in Mexico is at 7.4% based on current confirmed numbers.

For reference, the 1918 Pandemic had a CFR of roughly 2.5%.

*addition*

The CDC has already said they expect deaths from this here as well.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090428/ap_on_he_me/med_swine_flu

*Edit*

CFR is at 8.8% now.

Evan · « **Reply #39 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:14:47 PM »

yes guys. the shit has truly hit the fan

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #40 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:30:23 PM »

Don't take me posting about this as me saying, go into a panic.

It's just a heads up.

chris · « **Reply #41 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:49:55 PM »

Good thing I work alone

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #42 on:** April 29, 2009, 02:43:43 PM »

What the fuck is CFR?

Aero · « **Reply #43 on:** April 29, 2009, 02:49:26 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 29, 2009, 02:43:43 PM

What the fuck is CFR?

Case Fatality Rate.

92CXyD · « **Reply #44 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:14:36 PM »

Quote from: Aero on April 29, 2009, 02:49:26 PM

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 29, 2009, 02:43:43 PM
What the fuck is CFR?

Case Fatality Rate.

Thank for that info I was about ask this? ;D

imburne · « **Reply #45 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Evan on April 28, 2009, 09:14:47 PM

yes guys. the shit has truly hit the fan

bizzy911 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:51:41 PM »

JD...i ask Thee Grand Wizard of the Internet, what will happen if this get's any worse? what will happen to the states that border mexico? zombies? :somb:

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #47 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:54:18 PM »

OK, Ntrain, you haven't said a single thing that refuted or even challenged one of my points so I dunno what you mean by arguing with me?

The CFR, while interesting, means nothing. Those figures are off of Mexico, and that is a country of people either too poor to afford a doctor or too blue collar work ethic stubborn to go to a doctor until they are about dead - in which case they don't have the 2-3 days it takes for antibiotics to kick in. The killer here is pneumonia, a complication from not seeking treatment, not the swine flu.

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #48 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:04:53 PM »

You have a good point JD, and I absolutely agree with it. I do hope that we have the room and the medications that will be needed if this bug goes really bad in the US.

BTW, have you watched any of the briefings on capitol hill that they have been having for three days concerning this?

We will be in better shape in this country than Mexico, no doubt about it.

*edit*
They just officially raised the level to phase 5.

Phase 5 is characterized by human-to-human spread of the virus into at least two countries in one WHO region. While most countries will not be affected at this stage, the declaration of Phase 5 is a strong signal that a pandemic is imminent and that the time to finalize the organization, communication, and implementation of the planned mitigation measures is short.

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #49 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:25:22 PM »

It is expected that if this flu reaches stage 6 it will then be initially classed as a 3 or 4 on the PSI scale in terms of determining Federal State and local actions to be taken. It will be a stage 6 Friday at the latest.

Look at the specific CFR's on the left, then the numbers of deaths that the government is expecting to have for this.

Remember, seasonal flu by itself kills 36,000 each year in this country.

Just be ready, that is all that I'm saying.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #50 on:** April 29, 2009, 05:45:04 PM »

Quote from: bizzy911 on April 29, 2009, 03:51:41 PM

JD...i ask Thee Grand Wizard of the Internet, what will happen if this get's any worse? what will happen to the states that border mexico? zombies? :somb:

If the large hadron collider ravages our lands with dragons, then the swine flu dead will likely be raised as zombies. Arm yourselves, brothers!

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #51 on:** April 29, 2009, 05:54:16 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 29, 2009, 05:45:04 PM

Quote from: bizzy911 on April 29, 2009, 03:51:41 PM
JD...i ask Thee Grand Wizard of the Internet, what will happen if this get's any worse? what will happen to the states that border mexico? zombies? :somb:

If the large hadron collider ravages our lands with dragons, then the swine flu dead will likely be raised as zombies. Arm yourselves, brothers!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #52 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:50:09 PM »

My daughter's best friend's ex-best friend (now second best friend) has swine flu. I'm going to make her spend the night in the car, if she coughs we set it on fire.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #53 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:57:53 PM »

Quote from: Ntrain2k on April 29, 2009, 04:25:22 PM

It is expected that if this flu reaches stage 6 it will then be initially classed as a 3 or 4 on the PSI scale in terms of determining Federal State and local actions to be taken. It will be a stage 6 Friday at the latest.

Just be ready, that is all that I'm saying.

idiot

keelay · « **Reply #54 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:11:32 PM »

There's been a good size outbreak here in Bama too.
http://www.gadsdentimes.com/article/20090916/NEWS/909159940
Still agree with killing

t_cel_t · « **Reply #55 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on September 21, 2009, 04:50:09 PM

My daughter's best friend's ex-best friend (now second best friend) has swine flu. I'm going to make her spend the night in the car, if she coughs we set it on fire.

lmfao

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #56 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:23:23 PM »

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4:44 PM me: My daughter Alana's best friend's ex-best friend (now second best friend) has swine flu. I'm going to make her spend the night in the car, if she coughs we set it on fire.
4:45 PM Tony Palo: haha, which car is this?

True gearheads only care about the car.

buk9tp · « **Reply #57 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:48:16 PM »

http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/metro.ssf?/base/news/125334816810880.xml&coll=2

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Wearing masks and gloves, a custodial team Friday evening began a weekend-long disinfecting of Birmingham City Hall ordered by Mayor Larry Langford after an employee there tested positive for the new H1N1 flu.

http://www.suwanneedemocrat.com/mayo/local_story_264110247.html

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The first case of the H1N1 virus (swine flu) has been confirmed in Lafayette County, local health officials said. Although this was the first "laboratory confirmed" case of H1N1, this virus is widespread throughout the state as well as Lafayette County, officials said.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2009/09/northern_york_school_district.html

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A high school student in the the Northern York School District has a probable case of swine flu.

http://www.wkyc.com/news/health/health_article.aspx?storyid=121831&catid=7

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PAINESVILLE -- Lake Erie College, a campus of 1,000 students here, has reported its first suspected case of H1N1 virus or Swine Flu.

its not just from the south! its from the north too!
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/new-brunswick/story/2009/09/21/nb-swine-flu-school.html

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Rothesay Netherwood School outside Saint John, N.B., has confirmed one of its students had swine flu at the beginning of the school year, marking the first lab-confirmed case of the H1N1 influenza A virus at a New Brunswick school.

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #58 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:27:42 PM »

Quote from: j.h.christ on September 21, 2009, 04:57:53 PM

Quote from: Ntrain2k on April 29, 2009, 04:25:22 PM
It is expected that if this flu reaches stage 6 it will then be initially classed as a 3 or 4 on the PSI scale in terms of determining Federal State and local actions to be taken. It will be a stage 6 Friday at the latest.

Just be ready, that is all that I'm saying.

idiot

Smegma sucker

chris · « **Reply #59 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:05:42 PM »

I guess I have to start killing people again. Maybe sars will come back and it will be double time.

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