This thread is brimming with hodge-podge, asspergers inspired penile comparison.
I feel it would be appropriate to use my college education in order to write clearly and concisely to convey the fact that you are both indeed, faggots. While this may not be your fault, and may be derived from the fact that your mothers didn't breast feed you, you ingested some quantity of lead as a child, or have had your intellect compromised by immunization, it does not change the fact that both of your penises are miniscule.
The problem here is clearly the fact that Bob is attempting to datalog his urethra and not his ECU.
If Bob had a clue, and a measure of technical equipment that would be appropriate for diagnosing an automobile, he'd be able to diagnose the issue without the ECU telling him the duty cycle of the injectors in one tenth of the time that it would have taken him to discuss the issue with Fred over grindr. This leads me to believe that he was attempting to seduce Fred, and the proposed technical incompetence was a form of presenting. Much like how a cat backs its furry vagnia up into the couch, the vacuum cleaners, JDs penis (yiff more, fgt).
Get it in, Fred!