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Poor Sinister.
« on: May 26, 2009, 11:12:55 PM »
It's sad when even the fatties turn away from him in favor of hanging off of another reject.

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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 11:14:06 PM »
dude maybe hit a shower or wear some pit stick or something.  :?:
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 11:15:12 PM »
Dan-o looks so lonely...    hahaha..
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 11:17:36 PM »
Thats funny  :D
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 11:17:57 PM »
Quote from: highroller54 on May 26, 2009, 11:14:06 PM
dude maybe hit a shower or wear some pit stick or something.  :?:
or get a fucking hair cut  :?:
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 11:18:28 PM »
lol
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 11:30:00 PM »
or quit going to parties in the trailer park
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 11:35:03 PM »
Quote from: 90boostdaccord on May 26, 2009, 11:30:00 PM
or quit going to parties in the trailer park

But those are the most fun!

Shot glass in hand, btw. I saw flashes going off and didnt know wtf was going on. Ole ben there was livin it up apparently.

Also JD, if I get a haircut you want me to send you the scraps? Could make a nice toupee or two.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 11:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Sinister on May 26, 2009, 11:35:03 PM
Quote from: 90boostdaccord on May 26, 2009, 11:30:00 PM
or quit going to parties in the trailer park

But those are the most fun!

Shot glass in hand, btw. I saw flashes going off and didnt know wtf was going on. Ole ben there was livin it up apparently.

Also JD, if I get a haircut you want me to send you the scraps? Could make a nice toupee or two.

oh snap!
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 11:41:17 PM »
he's doing him a favor
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2009, 11:44:54 PM »
Quote from: g_shok on May 26, 2009, 11:41:17 PM
he's doing him a favor

Oh, he did. He really did. As you can see, I was not comfortable at all at that point:



The one between me and ben, this was her "divorce party" and I guess she was out for some new flesh to bite into. Comes back around to he did me a favor. Thanks ben.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 11:49:35 PM »
ben looks happy  :P   :-X    :?:
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2009, 12:22:16 AM »
Quote from: Sinister on May 26, 2009, 11:35:03 PM
Quote from: 90boostdaccord on May 26, 2009, 11:30:00 PM
or quit going to parties in the trailer park

But those are the most fun!

Shot glass in hand, btw. I saw flashes going off and didnt know wtf was going on. Ole ben there was livin it up apparently.

Also JD, if I get a haircut you want me to send you the scraps? Could make a nice toupee or two. 

I appreciate the offer, but much like Ben i can wear a hat until the chicas like me enough to no longer care.  It's called game, son, do you have any?


BTW, you were no longer comfortable for a reason.  Shamu may bave been soft, but she takes up a lot of fucking space.  Regardless, I'm proud of you for hanging out with the trailertrash and keeping it real. 
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2009, 12:42:33 AM »
Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.

I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic  :noel:
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2009, 01:15:52 AM »
Quote from: Sinister on May 27, 2009, 12:42:33 AM
Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.

I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic  :noel:

meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.

sinnister, your life must SUCK BALLS.

get out of the double wide my friend. get used to drinking PBR
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2009, 01:33:47 AM »
Quote from: Kain on May 27, 2009, 01:15:52 AM
Quote from: Sinister on May 27, 2009, 12:42:33 AM
Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.

I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic  :noel:

meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.

sinnister, your life must SUCK BALLS.

get out of the double wide my friend. get used to drinking PBR

pics of said car/house
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2009, 02:22:32 AM »
Quote from: Kain on May 27, 2009, 01:15:52 AM
Quote from: Sinister on May 27, 2009, 12:42:33 AM
Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.

I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic  :noel:

meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.

sinnister, your life must SUCK BALLS.

get out of the double wide my friend. get used to drinking PBR

Haha girl offer kain poon, and sinister has 3 turbo cars.  Sure.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2009, 08:57:11 AM »
why would you turn down poon when you're uglier than shit itself? she must have been a winner!
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2009, 08:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Kain on May 27, 2009, 01:15:52 AM
Quote from: Sinister on May 27, 2009, 12:42:33 AM
Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.

I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic  :noel:

meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.

sinnister, your life must SUCK BALLS.

get out of the double wide my friend. get used to drinking PBR


Kain quit putting the pussy on a pedestal
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2009, 09:08:55 AM »
there is no way i put pussy opn a pedistal.

she just wasnt my type of woman.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2009, 09:18:30 AM »
Dude its all pink on the inside.   well its supposed to be.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2009, 09:50:34 AM »
Quote from: 97Econobox on May 27, 2009, 09:18:30 AM
Dude its all pink on the inside.   well its supposed to be.

Wrong way to thing man.  You probably couldn't get to that blond girls hoo-hah without peeling back her fat stomach for a good 5 minutes.  I guess if that's your idea of foreplay though, go for it.  Props to you, Dannog, for leaving the whales alone
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2009, 09:54:07 AM »
+1

man the harpoons!
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 10:27:16 AM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on May 27, 2009, 09:50:34 AM
Quote from: 97Econobox on May 27, 2009, 09:18:30 AM
Dude its all pink on the inside.   well its supposed to be.

Wrong way to thing man.  You probably couldn't get to that blond girls hoo-hah without peeling back her fat stomach for a good 5 minutes.  I guess if that's your idea of foreplay though, go for it.  Props to you, Dannog, for leaving the whales alone

Gross dude!!  Never been hoggin dont plan to start I was talking abotu Kain not Dannog.  Hey dan just remeber if you are going to hit, it bring some flour with you so you can find the wet spot.  might save you some time.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 10:40:04 AM »
Quote from: 97Econobox on May 27, 2009, 10:27:16 AM
Gross dude!!  Never been hoggin dont plan to start I was talking abotu Kain not Dannog.  Hey dan just remeber if you are going to hit, it bring some flour with you so you can find the wet spot.  might save you some time.

Haha epic
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 10:43:27 AM »
fat bitches give better head, its because there hungary.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 12:17:56 PM »
Quote from: highroller54 on May 27, 2009, 10:43:27 AM
fat bitches give better head, its because there hungary.

im afraid that this is correct  :?:
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 01:06:50 PM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on May 27, 2009, 02:22:32 AM
Haha girl offer kain poon, and sinister has 3 turbo cars.  Sure.

Oh, but I do. They're in my 5 car garage along with my turbo busa and my $90k worth of tools.  :noel:
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 03:02:26 PM »
Quote from: g_shok on May 27, 2009, 12:17:56 PM
Quote from: highroller54 on May 27, 2009, 10:43:27 AM
fat bitches give better head, its because there hungary.

im afraid that this is correct  :?:

While it is correct that the head is better, I believe his reasoning is incorrect, They are better because they think it is a corn dog and take that mug down whole
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2009, 01:01:01 AM »
its also the only thing guys let them do most of the time
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