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chris

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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2009, 02:32:29 AM »
Does anyone think Kain isnt a real person just an alter ego of some wierdo
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2009, 08:49:41 AM »
c0mpl3x without the JB obsession?
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QikEnuF

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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2009, 09:03:03 AM »
Fat girls give head because they know that head is just about the best thing they have to offer, cause noone is gonna take the 5 minutes to find their hoohah
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chris

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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2009, 01:43:14 PM »
I know a pretty large girl 220+ and she is getting laid pretty easily,bar whore. Any girl who throws it out there is getting fucked. Black guys, old white trash love fat chicks.



Not to mention how many women never lose the baby weight.
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QikEnuF

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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2009, 01:46:46 PM »
Why is it that nignogs love fat white girls
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2009, 01:50:56 PM »
because they have good credit and arte usually desperate?
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2009, 04:27:59 PM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on May 28, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
Why is it that nignogs love fat white girls

And like mopeds they are fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.  :?:;D :yes:
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2009, 04:29:18 PM »
Quote from: 92CXyD on May 28, 2009, 04:27:59 PM
Quote from: QikEnuF on May 28, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
Why is it that nignogs love fat white girls

And like mopeds they are fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.  :?:;D :yes:

I always thought it was like jeeps...  :P
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2009, 04:30:31 PM »
Quote from: dvst8r on May 28, 2009, 04:29:18 PM
Quote from: 92CXyD on May 28, 2009, 04:27:59 PM
Quote from: QikEnuF on May 28, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
Why is it that nignogs love fat white girls

And like mopeds they are fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.  :?:;D :yes:

I always thought it was like jeeps...  :P

yeah I agree on that one.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2009, 05:08:03 PM »
Quote from: Kain on May 27, 2009, 01:15:52 AM
meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.

kain hears buzzing
kain hits snooze button
kain's mom busts in and starts whooping his ass for not cleaning his room
kain masturbates using his tears as lube
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2009, 05:25:23 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on May 28, 2009, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Kain on May 27, 2009, 01:15:52 AM
meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.

kain hears buzzing
kain hits snooze button
kain's mom busts in and starts whooping his ass for not cleaning his room
kain masturbates using his tears as lube

more like...


cell phone rings at 8 am. i hit snooze 500 million times.
i yank the plug out, and hit MAX then POWER on my irobot and it starts cleaning for me
go downstairs, eat a bowl of oatmeal.

then wonder aimlessly till i need to go to work or school
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2009, 06:50:31 PM »
Right.
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QikEnuF

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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2009, 06:55:48 PM »
Point being, Dannog gets +1 for not banging the fat chick, but -2 for allowing his friend to bang both of them.  Therefore, Dannog -1
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2009, 07:23:17 PM »
Quote from: chris M on May 28, 2009, 01:43:14 PM
Not to mention how many women never lose the baby weight.

Thats why its important to look at their mothers.  If the mom is skinny than they'll loose the weight.  If the mom is fat, they will be fat
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2009, 07:48:35 PM »
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2009, 08:31:23 PM »
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2009, 03:10:37 PM »
Quote from: QikEnuF on May 28, 2009, 06:55:48 PM
Point being, Dannog gets +1 for not banging the fat chick, but -2 for allowing his friend to bang both of them.  Therefore, Dannog -1

He only banged the one, so I come out 0. He was less drunk than I was but is trying to use it as an excuse  :?:
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2009, 04:35:13 PM »
Defending your letting a friend bang any amount of fat chicks, -1, bringing you back to -1, Dannog.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2009, 07:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Whitey on May 28, 2009, 07:23:17 PM
Quote from: chris M on May 28, 2009, 01:43:14 PM
Not to mention how many women never lose the baby weight.

Thats why its important to look at their mothers.  If the mom is skinny than they'll loose the weight.  If the mom is fat, they will be fat
a wise man told me that years ago, I never forgot it.
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Re: Poor Sinister.
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2009, 11:38:01 PM »
hey sinister, wheres that picture with you and the hotchick that took "your flower"
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