Topic: most bad ass man to ever exist. (Read 8309 times)

Kain · « **on:** May 28, 2009, 01:32:57 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_HÃ¤yhÃ¤

Sinister · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:42:29 AM »

I think you got your link wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Evan · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:43:56 AM »

thats one bad ass mother fucker

Kain · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Sinister on May 28, 2009, 01:42:29 AM

I think you got your link wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

i have to say, chuck might just be one upped.

chris · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:19:09 AM »

The Karate Kid final scene

esi42 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2009, 07:45:58 AM »

Early life - Shot a bunch of people
Later life - Got shot

Whodathunkit

jagojon3 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2009, 08:09:27 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin

MantisX · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:18:53 AM »

Yeah this guy is bad ass. I turn into a pussy when it gets below 40 degrees outside. Got dayum -40?

92CXyD · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:19:21 AM »

Quote from: Kain on May 28, 2009, 01:32:57 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_HÃ¤yhÃ¤

He gets my vote I never heard of a sniper that successful before.

And he was a dog breeder I wonder if he breed Karelian Bear dogs like mine. :yes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karelian_Bear_Dog

Kain · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:29:07 AM »

Quote from: jagojon3 on May 28, 2009, 08:09:27 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin

nah, he was just a dumbass.

Quote from: esi42 on May 28, 2009, 07:45:58 AM

Early life - Shot a bunch of people
Later life - Got shot

Whodathunkit

in the face, and didnt die.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:39:59 AM »

carlos hathcock would kill everyone listed and go eat dinner like nothing happened.

marcj · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:01:20 PM »

his kill to death ratio is superb

and with an iron sight

Kain · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:32:28 PM »

Quote from: j.h.christ on May 28, 2009, 11:39:59 AM

carlos hathcock would kill everyone listed and go eat dinner like nothing happened.

93 vs 700+

yah. lets see if he can do that in 40 below weather and with little food and the russians carpet bombing you.

Corey · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2009, 02:19:19 PM »

not only that but dude lived to be almost 100 years old.

92CXyD · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:21:38 PM »

Damn I thought Norwegiens were though. ;D

90boostdaccord · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:31:58 PM »

http://www.amazingben.com/arf0126.html

new link

92CXyD · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:37:52 PM »

good text in that link.

how come wiki cann't be like that.

Lowerit · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2009, 04:03:42 PM »

Simo also lived until he was 97 Yrs old.

Killed 540+ people
Face shot off
lived to 97
a little over 5 ft tall.

A true badass

j.h.christ · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2009, 05:10:13 PM »

Quote from: Lowerit on May 28, 2009, 04:03:42 PM

a little over 5 ft tall.

i now see why kain made a thread about it

QikEnuF · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2009, 05:18:21 PM »

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,627139,00.html

This guy pwns all your choices...

A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.

The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.

He and a friend had been drinking on the bank of the river Isar in Munich when they spotted Steven L., a tourist from the eastern German state of Brandenburg, and chose to take offense at the man's eastern accent.

They hurled abuse at him, shouting: "Piss off you eastern pig, they should rebuild the Wall right up to the sky because of you."

After they had finished using the swan to hit the easterner, they went on to hurl bottles and even a barbecue filled with red-hot coals at their victim, who managed to escape with minor injuries.

bigwig · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:23:05 PM »

Quote from: Sinister on May 28, 2009, 01:42:29 AM

I think you got your link wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Chuck Norris jokes are for faggots and 12 year olds.

90boostdaccord · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:30:57 PM »

Quote from: QikEnuF on May 28, 2009, 05:18:21 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,627139,00.html

This guy pwns all your choices...

A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.

The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.

He and a friend had been drinking on the bank of the river Isar in Munich when they spotted Steven L., a tourist from the eastern German state of Brandenburg, and chose to take offense at the man's eastern accent.

They hurled abuse at him, shouting: "Piss off you eastern pig, they should rebuild the Wall right up to the sky because of you."

After they had finished using the swan to hit the easterner, they went on to hurl bottles and even a barbecue filled with red-hot coals at their victim, who managed to escape with minor injuries.

i see that and raise you

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/lichtenfeld.html

turbohf · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2009, 12:43:49 AM »

he was using a Soviet rifle to kill Soviets... lots of them... talk about a backfire...

Toysrme · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:58:20 AM »

You need to watch the PBS doc Medal of Honor. Its also on Netflix.
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Medal_of_Honor/70108503?trkid=1211018

And it's still chuck norris.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:17:16 AM »

Quote from: turbohf on May 29, 2009, 12:43:49 AM

he was using a Soviet rifle to kill Soviets... lots of them... talk about a backfire...

Name one Finn who didn't kill more soviets than any soviet ever killed Finns.

They are a clinically depressed race of bipolar russian killers, and nothing more.

esi42 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2009, 03:14:39 AM »

Quote from: Sinister on May 28, 2009, 01:42:29 AM

I think you got your link wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

5thgenlx · « **Reply #26 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:33:18 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes

one of my personal favorites, america's first serial killer. built his own house of tortures, literally with oven, vats of acid and all sorts of other goodies where he murdered people. men, women and children. bleached the skeletons and sold them to doctors. played off as a pharmacist and gave people bad meds on purpose. truly a fucked up individual especially for his time

BoostForLife · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:36:58 AM »

Quote from: Lowerit on May 28, 2009, 04:03:42 PM

Simo also lived until he was 97 Yrs old.

Killed 540+ people
Face shot off
lived to 97
a little over 5 ft tall.

A true badass

Even though he killed people of my country, I do give this guy a lot of respect and think he's the badass man to ever exist.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:28:20 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.L._Mencken

Robb · « **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:18:36 PM »

Chuck Norris is a fucking faggot.

http://www.thebadandugly.com/2009/03/13/chuck-norris-sues-over-chuck-norris-facts/

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