Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[98redcavz24]

So at the local university where I go I had finals last week and im driving the cls like every other day. I roll in for my final, go to the top of the parking garage and park in my normal spot (end of a row). I get out of class and tell the prof thanks for the class blah blah and he says he has a message for me and to come out in the hallway (I'm thinking oh great at this point). He proceeds to tell me that a police officer on campus (real state police strapped, not rentacops) told him he wants to speak to me and go here as soon as I am done with my final, very important blah blah (I'm thinking oh even greater) So i go there and he tells me someone backed into my car on top of the garage but I was lucky and the kid came forward. What a dickwangle if i've ever seen one. This kid was bucktooth'd out and looked like peewee herman. He said he was nervous for no reason and hit the gas instead of the break in his 94 suburban right into my car. what a moron ahahah. So yea i'll have pics up tomorrow but his insurance is covering and i'm sure ill make out on the deal. I take no responsibility if this doesnt make any sense. I am blasted out of my scull right now. Thank you

Cliffs- someone hit my car, people cant drive

[SgtB]

I had a bitch back into my bright red s2000 while I was sitting in it waiting for the gate at our apartment to open. Dumb cunt never looked in her mirrors. I was parked 6ft behind her when she got in her car. 

[caged]

I am blasted out of my scull right now. Thank you

Sounds fun

[jeffsciv23]

at least he has insurance and came forward, im sure you will make out. i got backed into in a parking lot in my old car a week after it was painted, kid didnt even look in his mirror. only damage it did was the passenger side door and the mirror. his insurance gave me 1500 for it and i bought a new door for 75 and had a friend respray it since i still had paint left over. pretty good deal if you ask me

[crx-ecutioner313]

SHIT I GET MAD WHEN MY DOG PISSED ON MY RIMS SO I WOULD HANG THAT KID AND MAYBE GET HIM SOME DENTURES

[BoostForLife]

Should have threw him off the top of the garage and told the cop that you were nervous.

I hope no CRXs were hurt in your recent accident story.

[Jorsher]

Fuck, I'd be HAPPY if someone came forward about that shit.  Any time someone has hit my car or anyone else's I've known, they fucking leave.

[Doug]

Fuck, I'd be HAPPY if someone came forward about that shit.  Any time someone has hit my car or anyone else's I've known, they fucking leave.

I hate when I cut people of in the liquor store parking lot and come out to have my ca keyed.


 I remember once at Wal-Mart I parked far away to have no cars around. I'll be damned if some ass didn't park by me so close I could barely get the door open enough to get in without ripping off my nuts. Dinged my door to boot. So I take my door and SLAM it about six times into their door and left a nice present.

[Jorsher]

left a nice present.

You shit on their hood?

[Robb]

This is exactly the reason Im gonna sell my Porsche.  It makes me nervous as fuck driving it around everyday. Too many idiots on the road. And im too afraid to drive it like I stole it for fear of breakage. 

Its more fun to drive a slow car fast, than a fast car slow.

[AWDstylez]

Idiots in a college parking lot?  No, never.  You need a beater.  I'd trying looking on the internet, he sold me mine.

[Doug]

left a nice present.

You shit on their hood?

No a big ass cave in the side of his/her car.

[E-b0la]

Idiots in a college parking lot?  No, never.  You need a beater.  I'd trying looking on the internet, he sold me mine.

Pickup truck.

When people back into you, it's its own punishment for them. Bonus if you have brush guard / steel bumpers. Extra bonus for redneck steel pipe/ homemade bumpers.

[Conceptz-X]

yea, nothing like driving around an iron fortress

Fuck their shit up, not yours
Fullsize pickup with welded steel bumbers and filled with concrete, (Added bonus: say goodbye to the fool that pulls out in front of you)  

[Joseph Davis]

highroller's ass has dents.  It's the natural order of things.

[Whitey]

You definitely can't be pissed at the kid.  Yeah it sucks he hit your car but 99.999999% of people would have just drove off.  An SUV ran over my front bumper and drove off and insurance considers it an accident and wants me to pay $500.  At least you can get it fixed on his dime.  I didn't think there was any honest people anymore.   

[Doug]

The cars I drive have dents.  It's the natural order of things.

My car looks like the surface of the moon

[Joseph Davis]

I keep misreading this thread as people are fucking mormons, and click to see the porn only to be subjected to this shit.

[Doug]

Mormons...morons, is there really a difference?

[Jorsher]

I keep misreading this thread as people are fucking mormons, and click to see the porn only to be subjected to this shit.

Someone on IRC:

16:57 Jorsher_ the mormon church will be destroyed by funion-fueled potheads
16:57 r0cky are the mormons real?
16:57 r0cky i thought southpark made them up to mock religion

[ratcityrex]

One time I had some old rich fuck pull up next to me and open his door with no regaurd to my crx whatsoever, I was sitting in my crx wating for a friend to come back out of the store, but I got out and asked him what the fuck? Dude you no know you just door dinged the fuck out of my car? He looked me straight in the face and said whatever. So I proceded to brake his fucking side mirror off with my foot. I then looked at him with a straight face and said what ever. At that time I got back int my car and drove away. (my passenger had showed up just as they saw me kicking his mirror off of his Toyota camery) and was like wtf was that for? I looked and said whatever.



Just be glade dude came forword and said he did it, and now you can get your shit dialed in, free air compressor and tools...lol

[5thgenlx]

i watched a little old lady backing out of top foods and instead of brakes, she hit the gas. went straight across the aisle and slammed into another car. i saw the whole thing as i walked out with my chinese. laughed my ass off