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[Sinister]

You: yo
Stranger: yo whats up yo?
You: not much yo how about you yo
Stranger: same yo haha
You: yo, i heard you like yo-yo's so yo we stuck a yo-yo in your yo-yo so when you yo-yo you yo-yo, yo

[Ntrain2k]

You: yo
Stranger: yo whats up yo?
You: not much yo how about you yo
Stranger: same yo haha
You: yo, i heard you like yo-yo's so yo we stuck a yo-yo in your yo-yo so when you yo-yo you yo-yo, yo

fucking awesome

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Stranger: 21 m chinese
You: you;'re a dirty chank











Stranger: hello r u a horny girl and if u r can i have ur msn if u have it
You: im a horny girl lets have cyber sex
Stranger: k
Stranger: on msn
You: i dont have msn
Stranger: AIM
You: ooo youre so sexy
Stranger: ?
You: i take off your clothes
Stranger: dude

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Stranger: whats new scooby doo?
You: holy shit
You: holy fucking shit
You: theyre here
Stranger: what?
You: oh shit man
You: i knew they would come
Stranger: ok
You: oh shit
Stranger: whose here?
You: THE NIGGERS!@#$
Stranger: ignorant
You: AND THEYVE COME FOR THE WHITE WIMMENZ
Stranger: are you white?
Stranger: and a women?
Stranger: woman*
You: HIDE YOUR WHITE WIMMENZ!@

[SgtB]

Stranger: hi
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.

[Doug]

Stranger: hi 18 m
You: Hi, 22 F
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what u want to talk about
You: Dont care you?
You: wanna pic/
You: ?
Stranger: of u?
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220
Stranger: y u just give a pic?
You: Most people usually ask right off
Stranger: nice rick rolled
You: Haha, holla
You have disconnected.


Stranger: asl
You: 22 F WA
Stranger: oh
You: u?
Stranger: 22 M China
You: Cool
Stranger: excuse me , but where is WA?
Stranger: in the USA?
You: USA, can you get me cheap ching chong meow turbos?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Do you know Donald or Scottsi?
Stranger: no
You: How bout Jackie Chan?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i know him
Stranger: he is a Chinese movie star
You: Yeh he's my fav action star
You: I met him once
Stranger: wow cool
Stranger: do you konw Jet Li
You: Yeah I have a picture with him, let me find the link
You: Yeah I know Jet
Stranger: i think Jet is more handsome than Jackie
You: Here it is, I'm on the left
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am tricked
You: You got rick rolled
Stranger: i hate this....
You: Ching chong china eggwoll, me love you long time mesohawnee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[5thgenlx]

i see this as a trend. i ran into it too. lotsa chinks getting on to practice their engrish skirs

[Doug]

Someone code up a moving window of two girls one cup you can't close. Now that would be funny.

[5thgenlx]

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[j.h.christ]

Stranger: hi 18 m
You: Hi, 22 F
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what u want to talk about
You: Dont care you?
You: wanna pic/
You: ?
Stranger: of u?
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220
Stranger: y u just give a pic?
You: Most people usually ask right off
Stranger: nice rick rolled
You: Haha, holla
You have disconnected.


Stranger: asl
You: 22 F WA
Stranger: oh
You: u?
Stranger: 22 M China
You: Cool
Stranger: excuse me , but where is WA?
Stranger: in the USA?
You: USA, can you get me cheap ching chong meow turbos?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Do you know Donald or Scottsi?
Stranger: no
You: How bout Jackie Chan?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i know him
Stranger: he is a Chinese movie star
You: Yeh he's my fav action star
You: I met him once
Stranger: wow cool
Stranger: do you konw Jet Li
You: Yeah I have a picture with him, let me find the link
You: Yeah I know Jet
Stranger: i think Jet is more handsome than Jackie
You: Here it is, I'm on the left
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am tricked
You: You got rick rolled
Stranger: i hate this....
You: Ching chong china eggwoll, me love you long time mesohawnee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

take that link out of there or at least give fucking warning for all of us that don't want our browsers hijacked, you fucking piece of non boosted shit

[jeffsciv23]

lol, thats a good way to waste soem time. i was being harressed by a 12 year old in the UK that wanted me to cyber with her. and then a few other girls that somehow none had pics, wtf? who doesnt have pics these days?

[Travis]

Stranger: i like to drink from the toilet after work
You: LOL

[rsmith2786]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl
You: 22 /t/US
You: you?
Stranger: t
Stranger: whats t
You: tranny
You: lol
Stranger: oh
You: Im messing with you dude.
You: There are no chicks on here.
Stranger: 35 female texas
You: No way.
Stranger: yea
You: How is texas?
Stranger: im true
Stranger: so
Stranger: asl for real
You: 22 / M / Wisconsin.
Stranger: u have a gf
You: not currently.
Stranger: u want a hot older one
You: Depends how hot?
Stranger: pretty hot
Stranger: im am
Stranger: 5 foot 4 inches
Stranger: i way
Stranger: 115 pounds
Stranger: im blonde
Stranger: blu eyes
Stranger: 36 c cup
Stranger: i wear a thong
Stranger: and push up bra
You: You wear thong underpants?
Stranger: yea
You: What color?
Stranger: baby blu
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: oooh kinky
Stranger: what kind of under wear u wear
You: None. Free ballin' since i was 12.
Stranger: ooh
You: Under my robe of course.
Stranger: how tall r u
You: 6 foot.
Stranger: how long is ur dick
You: about 3.5 inches.
Stranger: ok ur good enough
You: lol
You have disconnected.

[Doug]

Just wait till two RHMT members get connected.

[shadow]

Just wait till two RHMT members get connected.

that was my first thought, i kept waiting for someone to post something already

[Sinister]

You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: oooh kinky

That had me rolling hahaha 

[Joseph Davis]

Just wait till two RHMT members get connected.

Marriage.

[Travis]

i was connected with someone earlier who first said HHH......it turned out to be some jesus freak 

[shadow]

sinister?

[That Guy]

Wow thats amusing, there are some strange fucks on there 

Stranger: hey dickhead
You: hey asshole
You: what the fuck is up fucker
Stranger: how come you eating shit
You: well, i got hungry as fuck and got no cash, whats your excuse
Stranger: okay..is it delicious
You: mmmmm
Stranger: what a dickhead.lol
You: cock smuggler
You: wanna make out?
Stranger: you finish?
You: finished what?
Stranger: eating
You: long ago, its already making its third trip through my colon down towards sphincter city
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this one could have proved a worthy adversary

[5thgenlx]

Stranger: where do u live?\
You: nignog
Stranger: nignog? what country?

[5thgenlx]

Stranger: hi:) from?
You: rhmt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dissapointed

[hatchbox90]

You: Are you a female thats 18 and up?
Stranger: i can be.
Stranger: sometimes, i mean
Stranger: it depends on your requirements
Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wtf?

[Zarcorp]

You: Are you a female thats 18 and up?
Stranger: i can be.
Stranger: sometimes, i mean
Stranger: it depends on your requirements
Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wtf?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Doug]

Yeah I had some douche keep saying he was from the FBI and under each time he posted it it had that same message.

[hatchbox90]

Yeah I had some douche keep saying he was from the FBI and under each time he posted it it had that same message.

pics or it didnt happen

[Logan76]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: male
Stranger: from?
You: ny
Stranger: ?
You: new york
Stranger: um
Stranger: korea
Stranger: me
You: im from usa
You: north or south?
Stranger: play sex?
You: prove your female.
Stranger: 좆까
Stranger: 야이 민친ㅅ개끼
You: wow, i cant read that stuff
You: only english.
Stranger: 야이 개새끼야
Stranger: 미친놈아
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 닧쳐
Stranger: 닥쳐
Stranger: 썅년아

[Sinister]

Clicked on, first conversation:

Stranger: Hug me.
You: ::hug::
Stranger: Female? <3
You: Nope! you're gay.
You: =D
Stranger: Fag.
You: lolz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hatchbox90]

 :Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: n00dz??
You: totally dude
You: let me dig up one
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m or f??
You: F
You: u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: =]
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220
You: do you like
You: ?
Stranger: hold on a sec, my computers being retarded lol
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: its says the webpage isnt found
You: damnit
You: ok let me find another
Stranger: k
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n
You: does that one work
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: lol
You: does it work?
Stranger: i got rick rolled
Stranger: so no n00dz?? lol
You: ima dude
Stranger: no homo lol
You: so you want to see my penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: i will send you uno picture of my penis for your boobies
You: sweet
You: let me find one of my pics
Stranger: ok
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n
You: sorry its kinda a small picture
Stranger: god you are such a dirty slut
You: do you like?
Stranger: you are so covered in shit
Stranger: thats gross
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol i got this fucker again,
You: Hi
Stranger: n00dz??
You: yea, what do i get in return?
You: i want a penis shot
You: so if your female go away
Stranger: im a dude lol
You: good
Stranger: send me n00dz lol
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n
You: small picture of my boobs
Stranger: fuckin rick rolled
You: AGAIN
You: get fucked little kid
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
and almost again with the same kid
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: n00dz??
You: Hi
You: are you a female?
Stranger: no lol
You: oh
You: well i really like chicks
You: but
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n
You: here, tell me if my pussy looks good
Stranger: im not clicking that, its a link to get rick rolled
You: what?
You: i click it and i see my pussy
You: but thats fine
You: ill find a female who will appreciate it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hatchbox90]

LONNNNNNNG one, they woldnt disconnect

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Looking for female to talk to so i can shoot my load on my keyboard, are you her?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: bby
You: talk to me baby
Stranger: bye
You: noooooooooooooooo
Stranger: well tlk then
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: my pjs
You: whats underneath them
Stranger: guess
You: nothing at all
Stranger: maybe
You: ohh mysterious
You: i like it
You: describe yourself to me
Stranger: blonde with big tits
You: aww
You: i like brunettes
Stranger: my friends a brunette do uwant to tlk to her
You: does she lick assholes?
Stranger: yeh
You: hairy ones?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: sumtimes
You: where ya from
Stranger: detroit
You: age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u ?
You: do you want to see a pic of me?
You: so you know what your dealing with
Stranger: yeh
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n
You: tell me what you think
You: and if you can handle me
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: whats what?
You: that should be a pic of me
Stranger: well i dont think it is
You: what is it
Stranger: http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/
You: haha
You: did you like it?
You: never gunna give you up
You: never gunna let you down
You: never gunna give never gunna give
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u a white boy
You: NIGGER
You: waoit
You: wait
You: am i white?
You: does it matter
Stranger: yey i dont like black cock
You: haha
You: are you white or black
Stranger: well i cant have blonde hair n be black can i
You: ive seeen it before
You: but im white
Stranger: kk gud
You: niggers stink
Stranger: anno
You: anno?
Stranger: i know they stink
You: haha
You: shitty deal
You: well your too young for me
You: http://tinyurl.com/ljsalu
You: smouch.net/lol/
Stranger: wah r they
Stranger: r u old enough to be my dad
You: no
You: lol
You: 22
You: but im too old for you
Stranger: how am i too young for u
You: not 18
You: you is toooo young
You: smouch.net/lol/
Stranger: im 17
You: 17 is not of legal age
You: smouch.net/lol/
You: click that link
You: or go to it
Stranger: it open a new tab n look at it wait
You: k
Stranger: it wont let me open it it says error
Stranger: were r from im from detroit
You: can you please form a complete sentence for me?
You: were r from?
You: you left out a word and some letters in that
Stranger: yes ofcourse i can
Stranger: were are you from
You: ok im not some nigger, you dont have to say this spook slang, speak english
You: washington state
Stranger: well ive grew up around niggers so dont diss
You: eww
You: that sounds shitty
Stranger: fuck off
You: what are you and your lady friend doing? isnt it late
Stranger: wah time is it
You: wah?
You: what is that
Stranger: what time is it
Stranger: ?
You: its 3 oclock here
You: so its 6 there
Stranger: yes we acnt get to sleep
Stranger: too much action
You: action?
Stranger: sexy time
You: you guys fucking eachother?
Stranger: may be
You: lesbians are sweet
Stranger: theres sum guys ere as well
You: oh gay
You: well go fuck them and get off the internet
Stranger: i aint a lesbian
You: the guys are probably thinking the same thing
You: get off the computer and fuck me
Stranger: we stoppped now
You: stopped fucking?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: eminems brother is here
You: so, am i like dirty 5ths?
Stranger: yeh
You: eminem is sitting right next to me
You: weird
Stranger: wtf
You: we are in the studio right now
You: with dr dre
Stranger: i sed his brother
You: you SAID
You: SAID
You: its not sed
Stranger: said nathan
You: jiggaboo shit isnt cutting it
You: slap the shit out of his brother for him
You: say marshall says go to bed
Stranger: tell im go fuck imself
You: HIM
Stranger: tell him#
You: and HIMSELF
You: jesus are you stuck in 3rd grade
You: and your 17
Stranger: wtf
You: try talking like a 17 year old does
Stranger: ok
You: are you missing keys on your keyboard?
Stranger: no am i fuck you cheeky bastard
You: no am i?
Stranger: yeh you r
You: you dont make sense
You: at all
You: yeh
You: thats a sound horses make
Stranger: its YES
You: say YES then
You: not this fucking nigger shit
Stranger: and you didnt put a capital for I
You: no ghetto talking here
Stranger: piss off dumb shit
You: haha
You: i can type a 3 letter word correct
Stranger: whats so funny
You: your saying yeh
You: its YES
You: your jiggaboo nigger talk is funny
Stranger: anno am dead funny meeeeee
You: anno?
Stranger: i knoe
You: knoe?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: ###
You: funny meeeeee?
You: meeeeeeeeee?
Stranger: wah r u guys doing up a 3 am
You: your sentences dont make any sense
Stranger: yeh they do
You: yeh?
Stranger: your talkin shit
You: congrats
You: your didnt misspell anything
Stranger: so wha r u guys doin up at 3 am in the maorning
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
You: WHAT
You: ARE
You: YOU
You: MORNING
You: not moarning
Stranger: ok sorry
You: im not one of your fucking retarded friends
Stranger: y r u takin it out on me frends
You: WHY
You: ARE
You: YOU
You: MY
You: FRIENDS
Stranger: DUMB SHIT
You: its hard for me to believe that you are not black
Stranger: I AINT
You: the way you talk
You: IM NOT
You: AINT AINT A WORD NIGGER
Stranger: I AM not
You: ok, you got a myspace?
Stranger: yeh
You: YES
You: les me see it, so i can see if your 17
You: and white
Stranger: les ## haha
Stranger: she aint ere any more its nate mathers
You: NATE
Stranger: nathan
Stranger: dumb arse
You: tell your fucking dumb nigger friends to learn to type
You: and spell
Stranger: kk
You: kk
You: kick your gay brother in the nits for me
You: nuts
Stranger: nits wtf
You: and go slit your wrists
Stranger: no i cant i aont like you gay fuckers
You: im actually in the studio with your brother
You: he says your penis is 2" long
Stranger: btw you sed he wuz with u dumb shit
You: and your brother is sucking my dick
You: SAID
You: WAS
You: your just as dumb as your friends
Stranger: so how can i kick is ass
You: HIS
You: fuck
You: is there anybody there that can spell?
Stranger: fuck wah
You: WHAT
You: jesus
You: detroit really is a shithole
Stranger: its jesus christ by the way
Stranger: is it fuck its better than were your living
You: give me your brothers phone number, i need to talk to him. im his biggest fan and i write letters all the time and he blows me off
You: do you know where i live?
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: stalker
You: so your not marshalls brother
You: quit telling the girls that so you look cool
Stranger: yeh washingtonDC
You: NOOOO
You: WASHINGTON STATE
You: other side you fuckin nigger
Stranger: oooooo sorry arse liker
You: arse?
You: liker?
Stranger: licker##
You: ########ZOMG@@@!@@W#$%!$#ONE
You: your just as dumb as your friends
Stranger: am i fuck
You: yes, you are
You: fuck is right
Stranger: i can spell unlike you
You: try me
You: ive corrected 90% of your jibberish words
Stranger: how can i ask you to spella word cuz wen i ask you i will spell it
You: spella?
You: cuz?
You: wen?
Stranger: SPELL
Stranger: A
Stranger: WHEN
You: cuz?
You: cuz?
You: cuz
You: cuz?
You: spell it
Stranger: FUCK YOU NIGGER
You: BECAUSE
You: thats how you spell it
Stranger: Big Elephants Can Always Unerstand Small Elephants
You: unerstand?
Stranger: UNDERSTAND
You: i think you are making me dumb
Stranger: I AM
You: i feel sorry for your parents
Stranger: DUMB SHIT
You: i would smack the shit our of you if you were my kid
You: out
You: eminem sucks dick
Stranger: HAHA OUR
You: tell him that
Stranger: Y DONT YOU YOU R SAT NEXT TO IM REMEMBER
You: yo homs cuz i wuz ter at conrt an e toly plyd my balz
You: i r sat
You: im
Stranger: CAN YOU TALK IN ENGLISH PLZ I DIDNT GET A WORD OF THA
You: plz?
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: #########
You: congrats
You: you sir, are a worthless sack of shit. I hope you and your inbred family and friends DIE in a fire.
You have disconnected.