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I could work, but would rather be on welfare because I know Johnny Bliss can afford to support me.

I can provide for myself, thanks, but it's nice knowing I have a safety net if something bad happens.

I'd rather die than go on welfare.

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we do not receive welfare benefits, in the state of california you cannot get welfare if you are married. the welfare office is completely different from the wic office and the medi cal office.

wic and medical are welfare programs.

you are on welfare.

god forbid you don't build a turbo kit, or have a toy car and use that money to support your family.... no its much easier to have the govt steal money from other people and give it to you.

classy

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we do not receive welfare benefits, in the state of california you cannot get welfare if you are married. the welfare office is completely different from the wic office and the medi cal office.

maybe you should learn some other words like government assistance. not all government assistance programs are welfare.

 

truly sad. "not all government assistance programs are welfare".

pure fucking hilarity, did they tell you that at the state office where they hand out the money that isn't yours.

you have internet service... you have a computer... right?

[rawr]

How do I go about getting on welfare?

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How do I go about getting on welfare?

1. be a loser
2. have no morals
3. go begging to government for handouts
4. continue to be a loser for the rest of your life because you have what you need given to you
5. help slide your country further into tyranny
6. die a disgrace and poor

[rawr]

Yes. Well you see I've happened to impregnate a female and seeing as how I'm currently jobless, I need help sponsoring my purchase of an Iphone.  Can I have a more indepth explanation of number 3 as I meet the requirements for 1 and 2?

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Yes. Well you see I've happened to impregnate a female and seeing as how I'm currently jobless, I need help sponsoring my purchase of an Iphone.  Can I have a more indepth explanation of number 2?

yea i'll play

.2 is simple. just believe there is nothing wrong about stealing money from other peopel and you'll be just fine. you can go ahead and rationalize it by saying its the government's money. or by saying its humanitarian aid. pr you could always rich people have too much money and its not fair cause they are keeping you down.

[rawr]

Ah yes. But i'm taking the position that they acquired this wealth from an unfair distribution of the land, the source of production, which was ultimately taken by force and never "earned" because it's impossible to place an original claim on land ownership; thus, it's not my fault I'm poor, it's those filthy fucking patrician scum!

[Conceptz-X]

What ever happened to people trying to pursue the american dream? 

This land was made great my freedom of thought and a lot of hard work.  It will cease to be great if it is allowed to fall from such qualities.  Ok, it already is slipping from that.

Personally, I say fuck obama and his vision of remaking america.  The system needs to be reset to the constitution and the first 10 amendments.  And america will flourish again.

My .02 cents

[mulletcar]

look at this guy. he is truly retarded. how is it that someone can be this ignorant of the world around them?

Your family relies on a company offered health care plan because you cant afford regular medical bills, other men pay for your families well bieng, how does that make you feel? FUCK YOU FATTY!!

health care is part of compensation. dumbass

GET A CLUE

But you dont have to accept it and you do.. Youre accepting a handout Mr. Patriotic, you could pay all of it out of pocket and you dont. Do you honestly think that company offered health care is not offset 1 red cent by tax payers? YOURE ON WELLFARE FAGGOT< FUCK YOU!!

you are a moron.

you have absolutely no clue about the world around you. but you sure will take aaaaalll daaattt fwreeee muny missssaaaa

Youre the fucking moron, but I tell you what.. Im going to go outside and get some exercise, stay in shape if you know what I mean;) I know you dont, so I will explain it to you: When you exercise (walk, run, do pushups, situps, or even stand your fat ass up from your computer chair!!!), you burn off fat that you may have aquired when you had your fat head stuck in a can of crisco lapping it up like the piggy you are and dont become a drain on society when you keel over from a massive heart attack and your healthcare provider drops you like a bad habit because youve compromised your health due to bad habits (over eating, smoking, drinking excessively) and makes other tax payers pay for your lengthy hospital stay that you cant afford. FUCK YOU FAGGOT!!

you are a drain on society. are you fucking serious? you are on welfare. you are living off money that is not yours. it was stolen from other people through taxes and given to you.

are you trying to give me advice? so i don't end up like you... on welfare? being a leech on society? like you?

you got owned. bigot 

Im a drain because I joined the military? Fuck you you fucking piece of shit, you dont deserve to talk at all, I have actively engaged the enemy on many occasions in 2 countries. What the fuck did I say in the beginning cuntbad, I make less than $25000/yr and not because I have to. I could make more than twice that with ease but I choose not to because I owe a great debt to my forefathers and country and I am GLADLY repaying. I would say join the military and see for yourself but your blob ass would definately not loose the 300lbs required for service. Im through with your dumbass, all you will do is bicker until people get bored with you.. Thats where I am, have a shitty life fatty!!

[Conceptz-X]

WTF you can't just give up, your arguing with johnny.   This thread must be eternal as mr. Davis's poll.  I'm disappointed

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look at this guy. he is truly retarded. how is it that someone can be this ignorant of the world around them?

Your family relies on a company offered health care plan because you cant afford regular medical bills, other men pay for your families well bieng, how does that make you feel? FUCK YOU FATTY!!

health care is part of compensation. dumbass

GET A CLUE

But you dont have to accept it and you do.. Youre accepting a handout Mr. Patriotic, you could pay all of it out of pocket and you dont. Do you honestly think that company offered health care is not offset 1 red cent by tax payers? YOURE ON WELLFARE FAGGOT< FUCK YOU!!

you are a moron.

you have absolutely no clue about the world around you. but you sure will take aaaaalll daaattt fwreeee muny missssaaaa

Youre the fucking moron, but I tell you what.. Im going to go outside and get some exercise, stay in shape if you know what I mean;) I know you dont, so I will explain it to you: When you exercise (walk, run, do pushups, situps, or even stand your fat ass up from your computer chair!!!), you burn off fat that you may have aquired when you had your fat head stuck in a can of crisco lapping it up like the piggy you are and dont become a drain on society when you keel over from a massive heart attack and your healthcare provider drops you like a bad habit because youve compromised your health due to bad habits (over eating, smoking, drinking excessively) and makes other tax payers pay for your lengthy hospital stay that you cant afford. FUCK YOU FAGGOT!!

you are a drain on society. are you fucking serious? you are on welfare. you are living off money that is not yours. it was stolen from other people through taxes and given to you.

are you trying to give me advice? so i don't end up like you... on welfare? being a leech on society? like you?

you got owned. bigot 

Im a drain because I joined the military? Fuck you you fucking piece of shit, you dont deserve to talk at all, I have actively engaged the enemy on many occasions in 2 countries. What the fuck did I say in the beginning cuntbad, I make less than $25000/yr and not because I have to. I could make more than twice that with ease but I choose not to because I owe a great debt to my forefathers and country and I am GLADLY repaying. I would say join the military and see for yourself but your blob ass would definately not loose the 300lbs required for service. Im through with your dumbass, all you will do is bicker until people get bored with you.. Thats where I am, have a shitty life fatty!!

WIC is unrelated to military service. you are on welfare. no one forced you to join the military. but YOU are forcing other people to pay for your life through WIC.

did you stop to think that some people might not believe in a standing army? do you know that our founding fathers considered a standing army a tool of tyranny? do you understand the constitution you swore an oath on? its obvious you don't.

welfare is unconstitutional. you're already breaking your oath just by accepting it.

I could post a hundred standing army quotes from your "forefathers". You don't have a goddamn clue what you are doing and why you are doing it.

"By a declaration of rights, I mean one which shall stipulate
freedom of religion, freedom of the press, freedom of commerce
against monopolies, trial by juries in all cases, no suspensions
of the habeas corpus, no standing armies. These are fetters against
doing evil which no honest government should decline."

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.  Already they have raised up a moneyed aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."

[rawr]

The founding fathers looted territory from england.

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The founding fathers looted territory from england.

exactly, because they were stealing monies from them and giving it to people in england... what does this remind us of?

the revolutionary war was fought over a 3% tax. think about it

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President James Madison: "...to support the Constitution, which is the cement of the Union, as well in its limitations as in its authorities; to respect the rights and authorities reserved to the States and to the people as equally incorporated with and essential to the success of the general system;... to keep within the requisite limits a standing military force, always remembering that an armed and trained militia is the firmest bulwark of republics – that without standing armies their liberty can never be in danger, nor with large ones safe;..."  –  President James Madison, First Inaugural address, Saturday, March 4, 1809.

[rawr]

They weren't stealing the money, they were paying england its dues.  The land they looted was far more valuable than the taxes they had to pay.  They were a bunch of worthless theives.

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They weren't stealing the money, they were paying england its dues.  The land they looted was far more valuable than the taxes they had to pay.  They were a bunch of worthless theives.

nice try. not even close to relevant or true

[rawr]

It is relevant and true.  They were subjects of the king, they rallyed up a collective through means of offering them something by means of removing the taxes to england then they stole the land with the legions of men they rallied behind them.  Nothing but a fucking collective of looters stealing the root of production.

[Conceptz-X]

What fucking matters is blood was shed so your sorry ass can even say the things you say without punishment, you can work or sit on your ass.  I'd say it was justified.  And the world is better from it.

England had a pisspoor navy to protect the colonies from invasion, not to mention the trade issues the colonies encountered if england had beef with another nation.

[rawr]

The freedom aspect is a crock of shit.  It's a feel good phrase you throw out when you're gatherning a collective to loot or control someone.

[Conceptz-X]

Try to speak out against a king in his kingdom, see what happens...

[Joseph Davis]

They weren't stealing the money, they were paying england its dues.  The land they looted was far more valuable than the taxes they had to pay.  They were a bunch of worthless theives.

nice try. not even close to relevant or true

No, it is relevant and true.

[rawr]

Mike you are a fucking broke dick, dude.

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you're whats wrong with america.

health care costs $800 a month SPECIFICALLY because the government fucked it up. you are contributing to it.

its hard for you to understand i know.

california has a higher GDP that most countries. yet its so far bankrupt its on the verge of collapse. what will you do when this happens? where will your health care go? if you were paying for it yourself, you'd still have it.

saying niggers will kill me if they don't get handouts isn't a very good argument lol. and for a fact if anyone tried to kill me, i'd blow a .45" hole in their fucking face.

you are extremely ignorant if you think it will cost $800 for health care insurance for one kid.

i will only have to pay about $100 a month for my kids insurance through kaiser, and this is a decent plan with a decent deductible.

you have been brainwashed into thinking the government and thievery is your only option. can you swing $100 a month? you should actually look up how much it costs to buy insurance privately. for a little kid is extremely cheap.

there is a simply solution for you too, move the fuck out of commiefornia. don't you sometimes wonder how the most regulated and socialist states are where everything costs the most and you have the least amount of freedoms? were you educated there? try and put 2 and 2 together.

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here, kaiser perm is in california. providence is even cheaper.

why can't you figure this out? have your government masters told you the govt plan was the only way?

https://kaiser.healthinsurance-asp.com/expressweb/user/Welcome.action

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simple solution to your problem.

move out of california.

[rawr]

Get a job at cvs counting pills or something.  There's got to be something you can do around there.

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unless your kid has serious and i mean SERIOUS medical problems. i'm calling bullshit on $800 a month for insurance.

put your kid through that calc and see what plans you can get.

there are thousands of things you can do rather than live off stolen money until your state goes bankrupt and our entire country slides into hard tyranny.

what will you do when california collapses, which its seems like its going to in the near future? where will you be? you'll have nothing, you might have to start stealing personally rather than through government. but warning... its much more dangerous.

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so that is the end of the "argument" move out of california? that is the best advice you can offer.
i guess every now and then people do need government assistance.

Get a job at cvs counting pills or something.  There's got to be something you can do around there.

i've been applying for 10+ jobs a day on craigslist, i'm not getting any interviews or anything.
most of the jobs i can get easy (prior experience) wants some one that can speak spanish. 

i gave you lots of advice. all of which has nothing to do with stealing money from other people.

idaho has a very low cost of living, very little govt regulation... the complete opposite of california. and people can live good lives there making 30-40k. making 40k in commiefornia is below poverty.

you have a lot of options, all better than living off stolen money because it won't last forever especially in ca. they are already looking at suspending all welfare, wic, health insurance, etc...

[rawr]

You've got to call people back and look presentable at interviews.  Sound like you actually want the job or something :-/.  Don't look for stuff on craigslist, go out and get some shit done.

[Sinister]

I've actually gotten 2 jobs that were advertised on craigslist. Like rawr said, I submitted my resume/cover sheet/references/their applications, waited a good 5 days and called back asking what the status of my application was. The one took forever to get after doing the fbi fingerprinting, background check, drug testing, etc but I did finally get a job that way. I can't really say shit since I'm not in Cali but I find it hard to believe you can't find something. When I was job hunting I could've gotten a job along Professor McNugget, but I wanted something that actually went with my degree/experience with more money and waited it out. You, on the other hand, have a wife and atleast 1 kid I know of that you need to take care of. No job is beneath you.