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Ntrain2k

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Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« on: July 24, 2009, 04:30:32 PM »
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 04:58:51 PM »
lol  :noel:
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 06:18:57 PM »
good one
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 07:57:41 PM »
lol

Is that Patrick Stewart shooting that gun in you avatar?  What movie is that from?
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 08:43:36 PM »
No idea what movie it's from, but yes it's him.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 09:23:12 PM »
Like the French performance in World War Two wasn't evidence enough.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2009, 09:31:18 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 24, 2009, 09:23:12 PM
Like the French performance in World War Two wasn't evidence enough.

They did something in WWII?
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 11:05:39 PM »
Quote from: bigwig on July 24, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 24, 2009, 09:23:12 PM
Like the French performance in World War Two wasn't evidence enough.

They did something in WWII?

They were there.  Thats it.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2009, 12:39:05 AM »
Quote from: bigwig on July 24, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 24, 2009, 09:23:12 PM
Like the French performance in World War Two wasn't evidence enough.

They did something in WWII?

Their Great Defense Strategy against Germany was the Maginot (I think that's French for imaginary) Line, it was this wall that went halfway up the length of the French-German border then stopped for no apparent reason.  The French made a great big fat deal about this wall, like it was some serious fortification.  The first German footsoldier to reach it looked both ways, saw it ended off to the right, walked around it and proceeded to steamroll France with less than a half day's pleasure hike worth of effort wasted.  France immediately surrendered so that their military officers might be spared, but the Germans killed them all anyway.

But, on the bright side, French women got to fuck real men for a while.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2009, 01:24:25 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 24, 2009, 09:23:12 PM

But, on the bright side, French women HAD to fuck real men for a while.

Fixed
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2009, 01:26:57 AM »


You've never met a French woman before, huh?  They are defined by thier cunts and nothing else.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2009, 01:38:36 AM »
I was unaware of their whoreness.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2009, 01:39:11 PM »
Yeah the maginot line stopped at belgium, and that's where the germans invaded from.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2009, 02:06:36 AM »
Quote from: Doug on July 25, 2009, 01:38:36 AM
I was unaware of their whoreness.

Fuck, I remember being 19 at a party, and meeting some blond, big-breasted french girl. OMG is all I can say, I think she was 16ish.



Yeah, they built the line up to the belgium border, not expecting Germany to sidestep the line and enter through another country. That's why I'm proud to have German blood in me. The fortifications in the line were actually pretty cool, it just was flawed by the French, as usual, thinking their shit doesn't stink.

Seriously, even my 4yr old cousin knows to watch his flank.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2009, 02:06:29 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 25, 2009, 12:39:05 AM
Quote from: bigwig on July 24, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 24, 2009, 09:23:12 PM
Like the French performance in World War Two wasn't evidence enough.

They did something in WWII?

Their Great Defense Strategy against Germany was the Maginot (I think that's French for imaginary) Line, it was this wall that went halfway up the length of the French-German border then stopped for no apparent reason.  The French made a great big fat deal about this wall, like it was some serious fortification.  The first German footsoldier to reach it looked both ways, saw it ended off to the right, walked around it and proceeded to steamroll France with less than a half day's pleasure hike worth of effort wasted.  France immediately surrendered so that their military officers might be spared, but the Germans killed them all anyway.

But, on the bright side, French women got to fuck real men for a while.

The line may as well have been painted, those damn frenchies didnt do shit. Bastards were painting and making Chanel purses while they took it from behind.
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Re: Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2009, 04:11:50 AM »
Quote from: LSD Motorsports on July 28, 2009, 02:06:29 AM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 25, 2009, 12:39:05 AM
Quote from: bigwig on July 24, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 24, 2009, 09:23:12 PM
Like the French performance in World War Two wasn't evidence enough.

They did something in WWII?

Their Great Defense Strategy against Germany was the Maginot (I think that's French for imaginary) Line, it was this wall that went halfway up the length of the French-German border then stopped for no apparent reason.  The French made a great big fat deal about this wall, like it was some serious fortification.  The first German footsoldier to reach it looked both ways, saw it ended off to the right, walked around it and proceeded to steamroll France with less than a half day's pleasure hike worth of effort wasted.  France immediately surrendered so that their military officers might be spared, but the Germans killed them all anyway.

But, on the bright side, French women got to fuck real men for a while.

The line may as well have been painted, those damn frenchies didnt do shit. Bastards were painting and making Chanel purses while they took it from behind.

how is that different from now? i trained with some french army, they bitch like none other.
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