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[Joseph Davis]

I had just gotten this incredible email informing me of all the riches I was about to recieve, when *pow* out of nowhere Chuck Norris stormed into the office and saved me by typing this reply.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Joseph Davis <pgmfielf@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Subject: Re: REF...HSBC/NRI-ACCT/7878256589/90-80
To: mr.davidbrawn03@gmail.com



Mr. David Brawn,
 
I regret to inform you that I am neither reliable nor honest.  In fact, I lie with every breathe I can muster.
 
Regards,
 
Mr. Chuck Norris


On Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 10:38 AM, MR.DAVID BRAWN <devansv75409e@sbcglobal.net> wrote:



My Name is Mr.David Brawn,

I am the auditor and head of computing department HSBC Bank There is an account opened in this bank in 1990 and since my inception into office in 2001, nobody has operated on this account again. I took the courage to look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important transaction. In order to transfer out 15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million Pounds Sterling) . After going through some old files, I discovered that if i do not Remit this money out urgently,it will be forfeited for nothing.

Please respond immediately I will use my position and influence to effect the legal approval and onward transfer of this fund into your account with appropriate clearance from foreign payment department. You will stand to get 40% while 60% will be for me. Kindly quote the reference (acct/7878256589/90-80) numbers above when responding to this mail . You can contact me thorough my direct email at
(mr.davidbrawn03@gmail.com)

I will fill you in with further details upon your reply .

Thanks and God bless.

Sincerely yours,
Mr.David Brawn.

Then he gave me a beard rub, and everything was all better.

[Robb]

See sig.

[Joseph Davis]

I was lying when I said that.

[Robb]

I was lying when I said that.

This is a lie.

[Joseph Davis]

James T. Kirk used that logic, once.

[Robb]

James T. Kirk used that logic, once.

Fuck you, Chuck.

[Robb]

[j.h.christ]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Joseph Davis]

Holy fucking fucktards, Batman!

MR.DAVID BRAWN to me
show details 10:40 AM (1 minute ago)


Hello;p Mr. Chuck Norris,

 You are reliable OK.

my spirit told me that you will be a good body this is why i contacted
you to know if we can work together and claim this money out of HSBC
Bank.

Thanks for your understanding.

Regards,
Mr. David Brawn.

[Robb]

Holy fucking fucktards, Batman!

MR.DAVID BRAWN to me
show details 10:40 AM (1 minute ago)


Hello;p Mr. Chuck Norris,

 You are reliable OK.

my spirit told me that you will be a good body this is why i contacted
you to know if we can work together and claim this money out of HSBC
Bank.

Thanks for your understanding.

Regards,
Mr. David Brawn.

Whoa. 

[Kenny Rogers]

Tell him to send you $50 as a sign of good faith.

[Robb]

Tell him that you also have 15mil in a bank and you need him to withdraw it for you.   

[Hotrodlincoln]

You did not  reply with the reference  #(acct/7878256589/90-80). mE THInks its a scam. Or chuck Norris is trying to claim your 40%

[Joseph Davis]

Joseph Davis to davidbrawn
show details 8:38 AM (3 hours ago)


OK, but can I get pictures of your mom's tits to seal the deal?
 
Respectfully,
 
Chuck Norris


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On Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 10:40 AM, MR.DAVID BRAWN <mr.davidbrawn03@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello;p Mr. Chuck Norris,

 You are reliable OK.

my spirit told me that you will be a good body this is why i contacted
you to know if we can work together and claim this money out of HSBC
Bank.

Thanks for your understanding.

Regards,
Mr. David Brawn.