I had just gotten this incredible email informing me of all the riches I was about to recieve, when *pow* out of nowhere Chuck Norris stormed into the office and saved me by typing this reply.
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From: Joseph Davis <pgmfielf@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Subject: Re: REF...HSBC/NRI-ACCT/7878256589/90-80
To: mr.davidbrawn03@gmail.com
Mr. David Brawn,
I regret to inform you that I am neither reliable nor honest. In fact, I lie with every breathe I can muster.
Regards,
Mr. Chuck Norris
On Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 10:38 AM, MR.DAVID BRAWN <devansv75409e@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
My Name is Mr.David Brawn,
I am the auditor and head of computing department HSBC Bank There is an account opened in this bank in 1990 and since my inception into office in 2001, nobody has operated on this account again. I took the courage to look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important transaction. In order to transfer out 15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million Pounds Sterling) . After going through some old files, I discovered that if i do not Remit this money out urgently,it will be forfeited for nothing.
Please respond immediately I will use my position and influence to effect the legal approval and onward transfer of this fund into your account with appropriate clearance from foreign payment department. You will stand to get 40% while 60% will be for me. Kindly quote the reference (acct/7878256589/90-80) numbers above when responding to this mail . You can contact me thorough my direct email at
(mr.davidbrawn03@gmail.com)
I will fill you in with further details upon your reply .
Thanks and God bless.
Sincerely yours,
Mr.David Brawn.
Then he gave me a beard rub, and everything was all better.