Yellow sno cone?
Congratulations, I need to find me a decently attractive female that actually likes my ugly ass, and doesn't mind my childish pleasures like you there. Seriously, she got a sister? Or are you trying for the family hat trick (if you are, you're my hero)?
I met my girlfriend one night you see.
and we were drinking pleasntly
then all of the sudden she wanted to shotgun some beer. So I said sure (i am not much of a drinker at the time) and she then proceeds to bring 3 beers from the cooler and I think fuck I cant do 2 beer I am a pussy.......... But she asks me if i am ready to drink and I say sure why not.
She then grabs the beer with her right hand, slams the bottom of the thing into her fang like upper teeth, put the beer upside down drinks the whole thing in what seemed like a second and then she had it on the ground and empty before I could puncture mine. She then waits for me to open mine before she drinks the other one in what seemed like less time than the first.
true story