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oinesra

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fuck off sarah palin
« on: November 24, 2009, 10:13:14 AM »
This bitch is in town for a book signing or some shit. Traffic heading out of this shit hole of a town is backed up for miles. I should go to barns and nobles or where ever and slam my super sexy long edtion shifter into her ass.

I don't understand why people like her. They didn't win, her daughter is a whore, and her son has extra chromasomes.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 11:09:53 AM »
Apparently, she was here over the weekend.  Nobody knew til she was already gone.  :?:  I suspect she probably would have been run out of town...
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 11:22:44 AM »
you mean chromosomes?

Spelling errors while mocking someone's mental state or intelligence.

You are Teh Winnar.

PS she is cougar-riffic.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 11:49:39 AM »
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 12:28:41 PM »
love how all of those lemmings have a blank look on their faces when the guy asks them why they came here.

reminds me of this.

Family Guy - Undecided Voters
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 01:10:40 PM »
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 01:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Ghetto_D on November 24, 2009, 12:28:41 PM
love how all of those lemmings have a blank look on their faces when the guy asks them why they came here.

reminds me of this.


reminds me of this

How Obama Got Elected... Interviews With Obama Voters
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 01:18:01 PM »
you get stupid people following all different kinds of people blindly
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 01:26:14 PM »
Quote from: random-strike on November 24, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
you get stupid people following all different kinds of people blindly

true, while stupidity knows no party affiliation, seeing people prance around like fanny bandits posting that vid of the yokels outside the book signing while conveniently forgetting how they whined and cried when people posted the obama vid makes me a little hot under the collar.

insult with equal opportunity.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 01:32:48 PM »
Quote from: SloS13 on November 24, 2009, 11:49:39 AM
SARAH PALIN BOOK SIGNING - Interviews with Supporters

I was gonna post that, nice. What a bunch of fuckin idiots.

90% of the population is stupid. If you market stuff to stupid people (Stupid movies like twilight, stupid "politicians" like sarah palin) then you have a good shot at getting rich and famous.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 01:52:35 PM »
I would eat her ass like it had the cure for cancer

and yes I know this is not her..

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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 01:54:47 PM »
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2009, 01:55:01 PM »
Quote from: danwjmu on November 24, 2009, 01:54:05 PM
Cancer has already been cured.  It's a secret to burn research money and keep pharmaceutical companies in business.


do you get the gribble report?
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 02:02:56 PM »
Sarah Palin's tight son!

i'd vote for her if she ran again.

but if she caused bad traffic in my town. mmmgrrrrrrr >:( that may change things. haha.


random: my french bulldog attacked an akita today. it was funny.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2009, 02:11:46 PM »
Quote from: toyolla86 on November 24, 2009, 02:02:56 PM
Sarah Palin's tight son!

i'd vote for her if she ran again.

but if she caused bad traffic in my town. mmmgrrrrrrr >:( that may change things. haha.


random: my french bulldog attacked an akita today. it was funny.

I hope that was sarcasm
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2009, 02:13:08 PM »
Quote from: jagojon3 on November 24, 2009, 02:11:46 PM
Quote from: toyolla86 on November 24, 2009, 02:02:56 PM
Sarah Palin's tight son!

i'd vote for her if she ran again.

but if she caused bad traffic in my town. mmmgrrrrrrr >:( that may change things. haha.


random: my french bulldog attacked an akita today. it was funny.

I hope that was sarcasm

I hope the use of "tight" and "son" were a joke.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2009, 02:16:38 PM »
Ok, so I fucked up chromosomes. I can at least learn from my mistakes. What the fuck good is this kid going to do the world? Not a god damn thing.

We should have a free abortion/ disposal for anyone that finds out that the fetus is deformed, retarted, or a defect in any way.

Even better, offer $5000 and free costs to anyone willing to ger a visectomy or tubes snipped. Lowbudget, ghetto ass hood rats will jump on this. Blow all the money back into the economy, and not be able to reproduce little nignogs.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2009, 02:18:59 PM »
She's banging, I would love to slip my cock in that poosay.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2009, 02:22:49 PM »
obama bows before chinese premier


obama bows before japanese emperor


obama bows before saudi king
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2009, 02:28:10 PM »
id like to see johnny interviewed on one of those vids
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2009, 02:44:14 PM »
ya i'd judy chop the shit out of the interviewer
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2009, 06:58:13 PM »
Sarah Palin is no better than that guys crafty editing. Out of all those people he found 10 idiots, and ran with it. Not saying they aren't idiots, just questioning idiots watching idiots who aren't smart enough to realize it.


Palin might have been somebody worth a shit one day, but she's too bubbly, not smart enough, and her first round in the public eye was running with skeletor, letting the party dictate what she did/said, and agreed with the first round of bailouts by Bush= Not a principled conservative, and not going rouge either.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2009, 07:08:42 PM »
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2009, 10:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Ghetto_D on November 24, 2009, 12:28:41 PM
love how all of those lemmings have a blank look on their faces when the guy asks them why they came here.

LOL! Anyone remember this one? MAVERICK

People only like Palin because she was a woman. She didn't answer any questions with real answers, and when she did, they were prefab'd answers for the wrong questions.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2009, 10:57:40 PM »
Quote from: HiProfile on November 24, 2009, 10:55:09 PM
She didn't answer any questions with real answers, and when she did, they were prefab'd answers for the wrong questions.

The same can be said about the O.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2009, 10:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Ntrain2k on November 24, 2009, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: HiProfile on November 24, 2009, 10:55:09 PM
She didn't answer any questions with real answers, and when she did, they were prefab'd answers for the wrong questions.

The same can be said about the O.


actually those are real answers to people like hiprofile.

promises of other people's money gives hp a boner
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2009, 11:21:19 PM »
Quote from: random-strike on November 24, 2009, 10:59:23 PM
Quote from: Ntrain2k on November 24, 2009, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: HiProfile on November 24, 2009, 10:55:09 PM
She didn't answer any questions with real answers, and when she did, they were prefab'd answers for the wrong questions.

The same can be said about the O.


actually those are real answers to people like hiprofile.

promises of other people's money gives hp a boner

Actually, I got off from people spending untold millions per day searching for phantom WMD's. If your mind still thinks Obama's spending is useless, try an experiment: go kill someone, then defend yourself. The murdur will cost you $5 for a knife, but try defending yourself in court for $3.


Rebuilding is never cheaper than destroying.
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2009, 12:36:25 AM »
Quote from: HiProfile on November 24, 2009, 11:21:19 PM
Rebuilding is never cheaper than destroying.

Not true. What if you're using legos?
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Re: fuck off sarah palin
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2009, 01:30:03 AM »
Quote from: Sinister on November 25, 2009, 12:36:25 AM
Quote from: HiProfile on November 24, 2009, 11:21:19 PM
Rebuilding is never cheaper than destroying.

Not true. What if you're using legos?

Time is money. I can Godzilla you're sweet lego city faster than you can rebuild one.
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