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RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« on: December 09, 2009, 03:42:37 PM »
This thread is for problem solvers only.  If you think you know the cure to a societal ill, post it up.  Here's an example:

A bum comes up and asks for some spare change, you punch him in the face and tell him to get a job.  Supporting a population that is unwilling to work is a greater ill than the "compassion" or "humanitary concerns" that drive people to support the worthless motherfuckers.  Also, we start burning the shelters.

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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 03:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 09, 2009, 03:42:37 PM
This thread is for problem solvers only.  If you think you know the cure to a societal ill, post it up.  Here's an example:

A bum comes up and asks for some spare change, you punch him in the face and tell him to get a job.  Supporting a population that is unwilling to work is a greater ill than the "compassion" or "humanitary concerns" that drive people to support the worthless motherfuckers.  Also, we start burning the shelters.



would never work.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 03:49:12 PM »
You are allowed one abortion. Included in that abortion is the removal of your uterus. Those not willing to bear the responsibility of creating life should not have the option. Also, non payment of child support will be punishable by castration via sledgehammer. This must be done to combat the idiocracy effect.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 03:49:44 PM »
I'm down.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 03:51:59 PM »
Quote from: klyph on December 09, 2009, 03:49:12 PM
You are allowed one abortion. Included in that abortion is the removal of your uterus. Those not willing to bear the responsibility of creating life should not have the option. Also, non payment of child support will be punishable by castration via sledgehammer. This must be done to combat the idiocracy effect.

How does this counteract the idiots who think it's their divine purpose to pollute the world with their waterheaded love babies?  I think we should take the uteruses at birth and only reissue them once they earn their "I'm not a fuckup" card.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 03:55:18 PM »
Broaden justifiable homicide. Considerably.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 03:58:30 PM »
Quote from: klyph on December 09, 2009, 03:55:18 PM
Broaden justifiable homicide. Considerably.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2009, 04:03:05 PM »
Speaking of bums, one literally came up to us at Krystal's and said "gimme a burger."  Not, "may I please have a hamburger."   O0 said "gimme a burger."  Politely told him to get a job...nog asked us for change because he only had a "dolla" and was "boutta die (pronounced 'dah')."

I'm down with burning bums.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2009, 04:06:10 PM »
you cant help people that wont help themselves.
there are bums and there are people down on their luck, their not the same thing.

another suggestion, get rid of these free handouts that enable people to be bums.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2009, 04:15:15 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 09, 2009, 03:42:37 PM
This thread is for problem solvers only.  If you think you know the cure to a societal ill, post it up.  Here's an example:

A bum comes up and asks for some spare change, you punch him in the face and tell him to get a job.  Supporting a population that is unwilling to work is a greater ill than the "compassion" or "humanitary concerns" that drive people to support the worthless motherfuckers.  Also, we start burning the shelters.




Indentured servitude.  If they are gonna bum off society, then society needs to get something out of it.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2009, 04:33:07 PM »
In an improved world, everyone would work and be productive.

In a perfect world, everyone would be a bum.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 04:53:41 PM »
Kill everyone.

Problem solved.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 05:01:02 PM »


GIMME A BURGA!11  I'M STARVIN.  I'M BOUTTA DAH!
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 05:04:39 PM »
Just wait until Johnny coolest guy ever sees this thread...
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 05:18:32 PM »
I live in a van
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2009, 05:46:13 PM »
Tax churches.

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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2009, 05:47:30 PM »
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2009, 05:48:43 PM »
I see no problems with killing animals to control population. Same goes for morbidly obese people, severe handicap/severe retardation/vegetables etc etc.


Quote from: patsmx5 on December 09, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
Tax churches.
FUcking agree. When I was doing books it wasnt unusual to see people donate $20,000-$50,000 to their church........... and get a tax BREAK BECAUSE OF IT.


Fuck peoples dependencies on religion
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2009, 05:54:32 PM »
How much thermal energy would it take to melt the polar ice caps?  We all know nogs can't swim...  and the lazy wouldn't. 

Damn I forgot about the fat ones cause they'll just float...
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2009, 06:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Urban Indian on December 09, 2009, 05:48:43 PM
I see no problems with killing animals to control population. Same goes for morbidly obese people, severe handicap/severe retardation/vegetables /Chris Pyke etc etc.


Quote from: patsmx5 on December 09, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
Tax churches.
FUcking agree. When I was doing books it wasnt unusual to see people donate $20,000-$50,000 to their church........... and get a tax BREAK BECAUSE OF IT.


Fuck peoples dependencies on religion


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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2009, 07:59:21 PM »
Quote from: patsmx5 on December 09, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
Tax churches.


and The Salvation Army/Goodwill/other like organizations
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2009, 08:01:50 PM »
Bring back Capital Punishment, Public Stoning, and Hangings
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2009, 08:43:56 PM »
Abolish the Fed...

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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2009, 08:52:37 PM »
Quote from: snm95ls on December 09, 2009, 08:43:56 PM
Abolish the Fed...

 :P

Then who would charge us interest on our monopoly money?
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2009, 09:19:10 PM »
Legalize Marijuana. Not sure what exactly it would solve in the long term, but I could really use a fat blunt in the short term, like, right now.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2009, 09:21:06 PM »
Quote from: klyph on December 09, 2009, 08:52:37 PM
Quote from: snm95ls on December 09, 2009, 08:43:56 PM
Abolish the Fed...

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Then who would charge us interest on our monopoly money?

China.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2009, 09:43:30 PM »
I wish we would just give china the finger
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2009, 10:34:24 PM »
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2009, 12:40:57 AM »
Do away with tax breaks for married people, since marriage is only an engine for having kids and therefore overpopulation.
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Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2009, 12:46:36 AM »
Quote from: Foowee on December 09, 2009, 05:54:32 PM
How much thermal energy would it take to melt the polar ice caps?  We all know nogs can't swim...  and the lazy wouldn't. 

Damn I forgot about the fat ones cause they'll just float...

Harpoon the fat ones
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