Topic: This is why you dont wear sandals to the garage. (Read 14353 times)

Logan76 · « **on:** March 29, 2009, 11:44:43 PM »

I went to my dad's garage real quick to pick up something and I just threw on my flip flops in a hurry and im a sandal wearing fag as is, well I drove over and he ended up needing a hand moving something, the 2 post lift we just bought. So there is 5 of us guys unloading the one post off an equipment trailer, my big toe hit the angle iron on the ramps...Everyone laugh at my stupidity!

Its healed up about a week now, but I was just able to cut some of the dead toenail away or whatever, hopefully i can get the rest off within the week so I dont catch it on something.

skinnye · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:46:26 PM »

That looks just like you had an ingrown toe nail removed. The cuts look too straight to not have been done by a doctor

onlyflash944 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:46:54 PM »

get a fifth of something, then get your favorite needle nose pliers and do work

Logan76 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:49:22 PM »

Nope, cut em myself with toenail clippers, its like dead toenail it cuts really easily.

Towdogg · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:51:08 PM »

I don't fuck around when it comes to my feet! Gotta have something on them bad boys all the time...

Sucker

skinnye · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:52:09 PM »

Quote from: Logan76 on March 29, 2009, 11:49:22 PM

Nope, cut em myself with toenail clippers, its like dead toenail it cuts really easily.

screw that

Logan76 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2009, 12:16:58 AM »

The funny part is, I have 2 pair of steel toe + metatarsel boots for work, and I walked past both pair as I walked out the door to drive over to my parents house... :somb:

caged · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:20:18 AM »

I stood on a soldering iron once with bare feet. It stuck to the under side of my foot.

HiProfile · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:05:50 AM »

This reminds me of the vid I saw on the ingrown hangnail, I wanna say from Hater-tech. The guy had some massively ingrown nail, and taped himself pulling it out. I was like an inch of pussy goo, just about ralphed. But like a train wreck, you just have to look.

Good job, I laugh at you.

Tim · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:51:59 AM »

Quote from: skinnye on March 29, 2009, 11:46:26 PM

That looks just like you had an ingrown toe nail removed. The cuts look too straight to not have been done by a doctor

to me it looks like about a week after you fuck up a toenail and it had a ton of blood undernieth but finally is lifting as the new nail is growing under. With half of it clipped off of course.

I walked into my garage in sandles and knocked over a 2ft length of railroad tie that was standing on its end right onto my big toe. The fucker swelled up huge and was throbbing so bad I couldn't walk. So I took a dremel tool and drilled a hole through the center to let the blood out. Threw a bandaid over the hole and went out. That's pretty much what a doctor would do except they use a little heated pen that melts a hole through it.

I'll never walk around garage/shop with sandles again, but I wear steeltoes every day now

junkyard racer · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2009, 10:41:23 AM »

fuck. that hurts looking at it

patsmx5 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2009, 10:45:48 AM »

Yeap I wear boots everywhere now. Sandles are for the boat and beach. Used to wear steel toes, now these are just regular boots. Might get another pair of steel toe boots though.

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2009, 11:13:12 AM »

god damn..

whats up with all of the injuries lately.

my eye, your toe, hotrex's upcoming penis amputation. What is this world coming to

g_shok · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2009, 11:16:31 AM »

send me some clippings for my voodoo doll

MTZ · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2009, 11:40:58 AM »

ur fucking feet are disgusting.

btw that nail prolly rotted from u fingering widebody in the ass

g_shok · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2009, 11:53:00 AM »

Quote from: MTZ on March 30, 2009, 11:40:58 AM

ur fucking feet are disgusting.

btw that nail prolly rotted from u fingering widebody in the ass

its called toering

jhonda · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:28:12 PM »

that sucks now your going to have to do the other toe so they match

widebody93 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:47:52 PM »

Quote from: MTZ on March 30, 2009, 11:40:58 AM

ur fucking feet are disgusting.

btw that nail prolly rotted from u fingering widebody in the ass

Thats kinda funny except I dont know you. So your a dummy funny faggot maggot

d-rail · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:50:23 PM »

Quote from: widebody93 on March 30, 2009, 07:47:52 PM

Quote from: MTZ on March 30, 2009, 11:40:58 AM
ur fucking feet are disgusting.

btw that nail prolly rotted from u fingering widebody in the ass
Thats kinda funny except I dont know you. So your a dummy funny faggot maggot

That made me chuckle

Feona · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:53:36 PM »

Quote from: ApexSilver06MR on March 30, 2009, 11:13:12 AM

god damn..

whats up with all of the injuries lately.

my eye, your toe, hotrex's upcoming penis amputation. What is this world coming to

hahahahahhahaha

lol your toe looks geeross.

jhonda · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:56:58 PM »

HEY FEONA

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:20:29 PM »

My thumb looked like that, I was using my air hammer and it slipped, beat the shit out of my thumb for a second before I could let go of the trigger. Hurt so bad I passed the fuck out. Shit took forever to heal up, painful as hell every time I forgot it was messed up and tried to use it.

Tre West · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:49:46 PM »

I could smell your feet through my computer screen. Nasty.

Logan76 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2009, 10:18:07 PM »

Quote from: Conceptz-X on March 30, 2009, 09:20:29 PM

My thumb looked like that, I was using my air hammer and it slipped, beat the shit out of my thumb for a second before I could let go of the trigger. Hurt so bad I passed the fuck out. Shit took forever to heal up, painful as hell every time I forgot it was messed up and tried to use it.

Yeah I would rather hurt my foot than my hand anyday, I got my hand hit with a 20lb sledge, I was holding a board at work while my co-worker swung the hammer trying to get a siezed up shaft out of a column tube, it bounched off the board and hit my hand. Needless to say I swing the hammer from now on lol.

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