Topic: Drug test (Read 16375 times)

brine04 · « **Reply #30 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:29:46 AM »

Quote from: dvst8r on April 16, 2009, 12:26:22 AM

Quote from: Ricky101 on April 16, 2009, 12:21:31 AM
... unless u r over weight and dont exercise...

Bahaha, Bnorth now you will be wishing you kept wl girl around longer.

No fuck that bitch. I'll pass even though I'm a chubby fucker right now.

trevor72 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 16, 2009, 05:54:28 PM »

I've yet to meet a WL girl worth keeping around

but ya cranberry juice seems like a worthy drink for insurance

Jorsher · « **Reply #32 on:** April 16, 2009, 06:00:22 PM »

I don't understand why people risk not getting hired over spending $20-25 to definitely, positively pass.

I don't put much stock in niacin, drinking tons of water, drinking bleach (yes, I've heard it), cranberry juice, etc etc. Sure, you'll see honest people on the interwebs talk about their friend that did it and passed, and how they did it and passed as well, but oddly never provide scientific reasoning to back it up.

Truth: it's stored in your fat and as you burn through it, will secrete it in your urine.

Spend the $20 and rest peacefully knowing that you WILL pass.

Oh, again, I passed the day after a weekend of smoking. I drank soda and was lazy all weekend. Let's not take into consideration that I probably don't any body fat at all to store the shit, just drink soda and be lazy instead. It worked for me

junkyard racer · « **Reply #33 on:** April 16, 2009, 07:00:12 PM »

Quote from: hatchboy on April 15, 2009, 08:17:40 PM

Quote from: jagojon3 on April 15, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
Guess they aren't very strict then. Your testing facility is not representative of a typical one.
So the national testing facilities that do military arn't very strict? They test for absolutely EVERYTHING. I know for sure that all branches of the military put alot of emphasis on being hydrated. being hydrated equals pissing clear.
Almost every military head (bathroom) i go in has a color piss chart above the urinal so you can analyze your damn color and it tells you how much more water you should drink. Its annoying as all hell but it's there. I would say they are very strict..

the Marine Corps does not test for everything. hell, they dont even test every specimin. im weird, ive never had an illegal drug in my body but I know these things from working with the saco.

hatchboy · « **Reply #34 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:55:50 AM »

Quote from: junkyard racer on April 16, 2009, 07:00:12 PM

Quote from: hatchboy on April 15, 2009, 08:17:40 PM
Quote from: jagojon3 on April 15, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
Guess they aren't very strict then. Your testing facility is not representative of a typical one.
So the national testing facilities that do military arn't very strict? They test for absolutely EVERYTHING. I know for sure that all branches of the military put alot of emphasis on being hydrated. being hydrated equals pissing clear.
Almost every military head (bathroom) i go in has a color piss chart above the urinal so you can analyze your damn color and it tells you how much more water you should drink. Its annoying as all hell but it's there. I would say they are very strict..
the Marine Corps does not test for everything. hell, they dont even test every specimin. im weird, ive never had an illegal drug in my body but I know these things from working with the saco.

Thats weird, they test for a shitload of stuff with ours... ive been a UC for 4 years now at my present command.

brine04 · « **Reply #35 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:10:01 AM »

Quote from: Jorsher on April 16, 2009, 06:00:22 PM

I don't understand why people risk not getting hired over spending $20-25 to definitely, positively pass.

I don't put much stock in niacin, drinking tons of water, drinking bleach (yes, I've heard it), cranberry juice, etc etc. Sure, you'll see honest people on the interwebs talk about their friend that did it and passed, and how they did it and passed as well, but oddly never provide scientific reasoning to back it up.

Truth: it's stored in your fat and as you burn through it, will secrete it in your urine.

Spend the $20 and rest peacefully knowing that you WILL pass.

Oh, again, I passed the day after a weekend of smoking. I drank soda and was lazy all weekend. Let's not take into consideration that I probably don't any body fat at all to store the shit, just drink soda and be lazy instead. It worked for me

Dude I live in the middle of Canada there isn't any synthetic piss that will get here in time. I had 2 days notice on the test.

caged · « **Reply #36 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:31:19 AM »

I pissed in a flask for a mates test, he passed

j.h.christ · « **Reply #37 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:07:22 AM »

Quote from: hatchboy on April 17, 2009, 01:55:50 AM

Quote from: junkyard racer on April 16, 2009, 07:00:12 PM
Quote from: hatchboy on April 15, 2009, 08:17:40 PM
Quote from: jagojon3 on April 15, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
Guess they aren't very strict then. Your testing facility is not representative of a typical one.
So the national testing facilities that do military arn't very strict? They test for absolutely EVERYTHING. I know for sure that all branches of the military put alot of emphasis on being hydrated. being hydrated equals pissing clear.
Almost every military head (bathroom) i go in has a color piss chart above the urinal so you can analyze your damn color and it tells you how much more water you should drink. Its annoying as all hell but it's there. I would say they are very strict..
the Marine Corps does not test for everything. hell, they dont even test every specimin. im weird, ive never had an illegal drug in my body but I know these things from working with the saco.

Thats weird, they test for a shitload of stuff with ours... ive been a UC for 4 years now at my present command.

they don't test every sample that gets to the lab.

junkyard racer · « **Reply #38 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:56:36 AM »

ive been told that out of the ~150 we send in, only about 10 actually get tested.

jagojon3 · « **Reply #39 on:** April 17, 2009, 08:24:14 AM »

So what is your test for? Court ordered? Military? Job related?

A test ordered by a judge for whatever reason is usually going to be the most strict.

brine04 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:18:17 AM »

Just a pre employment screening. I already have a job but I want this one more.

dvst8r · « **Reply #41 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:26:25 AM »

Quote from: brine04 on April 17, 2009, 11:18:17 AM

Just a pre employment screening. I already have a job but I want this one more.

Is the test today?

fysh · « **Reply #42 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:45:39 PM »

THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?

brine04 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:25:35 PM »

Well I peed in the cup, they gave me a breathalyzer too.

Jorsher · « **Reply #44 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:47:43 PM »

Quote from: fysh on April 17, 2009, 03:45:39 PM

THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?

Don't think so, it's released as you burn through your fat. I'm sure you can find someone online that said it worked for them but I don't see it being very effective...

There's this fake urine that costs about the same as a bottle of liquor and it would definitely work

fysh · « **Reply #45 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:32:20 PM »

Quote from: Jorsher on April 17, 2009, 04:47:43 PM

Quote from: fysh on April 17, 2009, 03:45:39 PM
THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?

Don't think so, it's released as you burn through your fat. I'm sure you can find someone online that said it worked for them but I don't see it being very effective...

There's this fake urine that costs about the same as a bottle of liquor and it would definitely work

I'm military, there is no privacy when you piss in the cup. Some UA techs take their jobs a little too seriously and watch you piss, its very invasive. And thats not homo, thats basic protocol.

Jorsher · « **Reply #46 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:39:14 PM »

Quote from: fysh on April 17, 2009, 05:32:20 PM

Quote from: Jorsher on April 17, 2009, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: fysh on April 17, 2009, 03:45:39 PM
THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?

Don't think so, it's released as you burn through your fat. I'm sure you can find someone online that said it worked for them but I don't see it being very effective...

There's this fake urine that costs about the same as a bottle of liquor and it would definitely work

I'm military, there is no privacy when you piss in the cup. Some UA techs take their jobs a little too seriously and watch you piss, its very invasive. And thats not homo, thats basic protocol.

Bet that's awkward.

They also sell fake penises that you can use

Before I had to do anything that hardcore, I'd just quit smoking.

fysh · « **Reply #47 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:44:39 PM »

Quote from: Jorsher on April 17, 2009, 05:39:14 PM

Quote from: fysh on April 17, 2009, 05:32:20 PM
Quote from: Jorsher on April 17, 2009, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: fysh on April 17, 2009, 03:45:39 PM
THC is soluble in alcohol, so if you drink quite a bit throughout the week will it help flush your system?

Don't think so, it's released as you burn through your fat. I'm sure you can find someone online that said it worked for them but I don't see it being very effective...

There's this fake urine that costs about the same as a bottle of liquor and it would definitely work

I'm military, there is no privacy when you piss in the cup. Some UA techs take their jobs a little too seriously and watch you piss, its very invasive. And thats not homo, thats basic protocol.

Bet that's awkward.

They also sell fake penises that you can use Before I had to do anything that hardcore, I'd just quit smoking.

I've had good luck with quitting a week out then extreme diluting the night before. Doesn't matter if the piss is clear or not to them. However, I did have a random piss test last month and I got lazy and didn't do my usual diluting methods (I did quit a week out though) so I'm a little nervous. Haven't recieved a call from my 1st Sgt yet, but I have to see her tomorrow. Fun fun. And I probably should quit smoking, I've been smoking quite a bit less lately anyway. Use to be an everyday, multiple times a day sorta thing for me... Now that I'm broke, its just every now and then.

Jorsher · « **Reply #48 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:49:09 PM »

Yeah, I backed down to once a month or week, when it used to be multiple times a day.

Now it's almost back to once a day but it's not necessary, just something I like to do at the end of the day to relax. I do it when I can and when I don't it's not a big loss.

brine04 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:19:57 PM »

Passed that shit bitches thanks for the advice and stories now go fist your whore mothers.

88dx · « **Reply #50 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:04:32 PM »

Drinking all this water sucks

97Econobox · « **Reply #51 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:47:33 PM »

Nothing beats just straight up not smoking and being active and drinking water.

Jorsher · « **Reply #52 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:32:12 PM »

Quote from: 88dx on January 18, 2010, 02:04:32 PM

Drinking all this water sucks

lol why the hell bump this?

I wouldn't quit smoking just to pass a drug test. Especially when fake piss is only $20-30 and you only need it occasionally.

88dx · « **Reply #53 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:37:18 PM »

Quote from: Jorsher on January 18, 2010, 03:32:12 PM

Quote from: 88dx on January 18, 2010, 02:04:32 PM
Drinking all this water sucks

lol why the hell bump this?

I wouldn't quit smoking just to pass a drug test. Especially when fake piss is only $20-30 and you only need it occasionally.

I dont see how the fake piss would work? every drug test ive had to take the nurse is pretty much in the same room and u cant close the door.

97Econobox · « **Reply #54 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:46:40 PM »

lots of places round here are using Mouth swabbs and all the high end places liek Gov type stuff are gonna go for hair.

Doug · « **Reply #55 on:** January 18, 2010, 04:36:02 PM »

Quote from: 88dx on January 18, 2010, 03:37:18 PM

Quote from: Jorsher on January 18, 2010, 03:32:12 PM
Quote from: 88dx on January 18, 2010, 02:04:32 PM
Drinking all this water sucks

lol why the hell bump this?

I wouldn't quit smoking just to pass a drug test. Especially when fake piss is only $20-30 and you only need it occasionally.
I dont see how the fake piss would work? every drug test ive had to take the nurse is pretty much in the same room and u cant close the door.

There's all kinds out there. Some even have a fake penis that you "piss out of". Any of them I always take they let you close the door.

fysh · « **Reply #56 on:** January 18, 2010, 04:50:54 PM »

Quit buying weed and smoke K2 Summit instead. It gives you a similar high to marijuana. Its legal to buy, and you'll pass a piss test because it doesn't contain THC.

Jorsher · « **Reply #57 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:44:43 PM »

Quote from: fysh on January 18, 2010, 04:50:54 PM

Quit buying weed and smoke K2 Summit instead. It gives you a similar high to marijuana. Its legal to buy, and you'll pass a piss test because it doesn't contain THC.

Similar, but not the same.

I've personally never had a drug test where I was watched, and even so there are fake-urine-loaded fake dicks like Doug said.

Hair tests bother me but fortunately my last gov't contracting job did a good 'ol piss test.

brine04 · « **Reply #58 on:** January 18, 2010, 10:04:56 PM »

Is the fake piss a liquid or a powder? The ones I've been to tape all the handles and stuff so you can't get water unless you dip it out of the bowl.

jagojon3 · « **Reply #59 on:** January 18, 2010, 10:19:07 PM »

Quote from: brine04 on January 18, 2010, 10:04:56 PM

Is the fake piss a liquid or a powder? The ones I've been to tape all the handles and stuff so you can't get water unless you dip it out of the bowl.

Both kinds are available

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