Topic: damn police, damn stupid laws :( (Read 8987 times)

turbostd · « **on:** April 16, 2009, 06:14:08 PM »

Well i got pulled over by the highway patrol for not having a front plate on my car

The car is from pa so there isnt a provision for a front plate. Cop let me go on the plate but gave me a ticket for no seat belt. I never wear a belt in my hatch because im too fat and it don't fit me

bah more money i dont have gone

jagojon3 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2009, 06:15:47 PM »

turbostd · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2009, 06:18:58 PM »

Quote from: n/a mike on April 16, 2009, 06:18:11 PM

you must be fat if your belt don't fit :yes:

I am :X

ratcityrex · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2009, 06:19:21 PM »

Quote from: n/a mike on April 16, 2009, 06:18:11 PM

you must be HUGE if your belt don't fit :yes:

Sinister · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2009, 06:34:23 PM »

Boohoo, you have so many benefits in oh. like no inspections, and alcohol at the corner stores, so shove it. lol

hatchboy · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2009, 06:44:15 PM »

Lose weight

ochoa · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:28:50 AM »

that no plate law is ridiclous we have that same bullshit in Iowa and the cops dont give a fuck about corvettes and vipers who dont have one but any honda or dsm is getting there ass pulled over and ticketed

Urban Indian · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:52:13 AM »

you must be really huge

random-strike · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:53:31 AM »

fuck the police

random-strike · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2009, 09:30:28 PM »

salesmonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:04:59 PM »

ya i use to always get pulled over for that. ive have been pulled over for the most stupid shit ever. one time i had 2 to loud exaust tickets and a no seat belt ticket all in one court date. ( i didnt go over 2500rpm for the exhaust tickets) and i was going to work everytime they pulled me over. i went to court and got them all defered. i got pulled over at least 6 different times on 3 different cars with no front license plate but never got a actuall ticket. it just gives them a good reason to pull you over and give you shit if they want to. i got pulled over for being pulled over on the side of the road in the middle of the night because my car was overheating. i think its funny getting pulled over when a cop says you cut the line at a left turn when he was at least a quarter of a mile down the road. and when you actually have a car with no exhaust (non honda or import) and you get pulled over and thinking hes going to give you shit he doesnt. but i think random-stikes post sums up all this bullshit pretty well haha

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:29:45 PM »

Fat people should be given more tickets.

turbostd · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:33:00 PM »

Im not fat im big boned

at least thats what my mommy told me. Its funny he didn't say shit about how loud my car is (the axil back rusted off and there is no cat) Im just going to zip screw the damn plate to the bumper. Thats one less thing they can pull me over for.

HiProfile · « **Reply #13 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »

Quote from: ochoa on April 17, 2009, 12:28:50 AM

that no plate law is ridiclous we have that same bullshit in Iowa and the cops dont give a fuck about corvettes and vipers who dont have one but any honda or dsm is getting there ass pulled over and ticketed

Hopefully WI gets this law changed. Our DMV is apparently running out of money, despite ass-raping us anyways. They'll be saving a crap load of money doing it. Regardless I run front plates, I just fold them a bit. As long as they're decernable, you can't get a ticket here. You must be REEEALLLY fat, my guy at King is closing on 300, and not only fits in a hatch, but nearly has a near-10-sec NA beast he races. How hard is it to pull the belt around? My friends do it all the time.

BTW I raced an unmarked cop car, won, and didn't get a ticket. Not 5 mins after leaving the Probation Office for the last time. Fucking awsomest day ever.

Sinister · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:46:01 PM »

just take parts from the LX and put em on the hatch to fix it. Lets do an EG front end swap on it

haha

turbostd · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:54:46 PM »

i can get the belt on i just cant drive to good with it on.

crx-ecutioner313 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2009, 06:21:29 PM »

basterds do it here 2 they been pulling me because of my car being 1 inch off the ground now

Loki · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2009, 06:38:02 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 17, 2009, 10:29:45 PM

Fat people should be given more tickets.

+1

92CXyD · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2009, 06:41:52 PM »

Quote from: crx-ecutioner313 on April 18, 2009, 06:21:29 PM

basterds do it here 2 they been pulling me because of my car being 1 inch off the ground now

No they are not pulling you over for car being an inch of the ground they are pulling you over for driving too slow. ;D :yes:

Get some damn struts for the bitch so you are not scared to drive over 40mph.

And some damn air in them front tires 10psig is not going to work. ;D

caged · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2009, 06:48:37 PM »

fuck not wearing a seat belt with a laminated front window. Your head gets stuck in the screen and you bleed to death

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2009, 07:23:29 PM »

Quote from: crx-ecutioner313 on April 18, 2009, 06:21:29 PM

basterds do it here 2 they been pulling me because of my car being 1 inch off the ground now

You have CRX in your name, and a CRX avatar. Why the fuck are you ruining CRXs?

snm95ls · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:06:10 PM »

Jesus man!!!

I am a fatty, but I don't have any issues with a seat belt in either my 91 hatch or 90 CRX.

You must be one big SOB.

92CXyD · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2009, 10:13:44 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 18, 2009, 07:23:29 PM

Quote from: crx-ecutioner313 on April 18, 2009, 06:21:29 PM
basterds do it here 2 they been pulling me because of my car being 1 inch off the ground now

You have CRX in your name, and a CRX avatar. Why the fuck are you ruining CRXs?

He was talking about his beater 92 paseo w/ cut springs and bad struts. ;D

Sinister · « **Reply #23 on:** April 18, 2009, 10:30:12 PM »

I find the seatbelt thing a little hard to believe chris, my uncle was a lot heavier than you when he had his 83 accord hatch and he drove that thing everyday with a seatbelt.

Teg2boo · « **Reply #24 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:18:41 PM »

Thats cool, if you are too big to wear a seatbelt then you don't need airbags

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #25 on:** April 19, 2009, 12:26:23 AM »

Sinister, I love man cock.

The 80s Accords are very spacious. I'd kill for a clean 84-85 SE-i, but settle for a nice 86-89 trunk.

BoostForLife · « **Reply #26 on:** April 19, 2009, 12:36:52 AM »

This is why I put everything on my car to make it look 100% street legal and no aftermarket shit other than 15" wheels. The only thing that is holding me back right now is a medium crack in the windshield.

Tre West · « **Reply #27 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:00:25 AM »

I dropped my cigarette in my lap driving down the street, and it was burning a hole in my crotch, I didn't want to catch my dick on fire so I dug for the cigarette, and right before I grabbed it, I realized i spilled a bunch of gas on my flanel shirt just a minute before at the gas station, and my whole arm was on fire. So I rolled down my window and stuck my arm out to try to let the wind blow it out, and a damn cop pulls me over.

He wrote me a ticket for waving a firearm out of the window...........I don't even have a gun in this truck. Holy Shit......I'DrunK. Does this make sense to you or am i too drunk to twitter withyall.

This is me.....after the asshole cop wrote the ticket. I was still blazin'.

turbostd · « **Reply #28 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:04:59 AM »

Sinister · « **Reply #29 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:07:17 AM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 19, 2009, 12:26:23 AM

Sinister, I love man cock.

O rly?

Tre, omg. LOL

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