Topic: Getting fixed this Thursday (Read 21041 times)

ApexSilver06MR · « **on:** August 28, 2009, 06:29:51 PM »

i go in for the vasectomy...

has anyone else gotten their balls cut?

ive been hearing horror stories...

chris · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:34:48 PM »

Your penis will fall off

j.h.christ · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:39:02 PM »

Quote from: ApexSilver06MR on August 28, 2009, 06:29:51 PM

ive been hearing horror stories...

well yeah, they're going to cut shit off your johnson. i don't imagine you'll hear anything but horror stories.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2009, 07:01:36 PM »

Deebo haz hiz jankjank snipped, heem angry hemi now

90boostdaccord · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:09:32 PM »

bout time nog. you needed to tie that thing in a knot a few kids ago ;D

widebody93 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:11:47 PM »

Plant your ASS in one spot and stay there for a week. Dont attempt to lift anything not even a spoon. Be lazy and stay at the tv.

Friend got his done and went to play put put and woke up to major swelling.

Towdogg · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:21:54 PM »

Have her get her shit done..... Why you gotta do it and not her.....

I wouldn't do it.....

chris · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:36:52 PM »

why stop at 9 kids

SloS13 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:41:08 PM »

just thinking about it makes my balls ache. MY ACHING BALLSSSS

97Econobox · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:40:08 PM »

you should have done this like 6 kids ago dooder. its a vagina not a clown car.

5thgenlx · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:02:24 AM »

i've had a few buddies do it. one said his balls swelled up like oranges and had to ice them for a few days. other two had minimal swelling and no issues

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2009, 10:35:22 AM »

Quote from: Towdogg on August 28, 2009, 10:21:54 PM

Have her get her shit done..... Why you gotta do it and not her.....

It's an invasive surgery on females with numerous complications, and outpatient surgery on males that is only fucked up if you don't follow the doctor's orders.

Quote from: chris M on August 28, 2009, 10:36:52 PM

why stop at 9 kids

+1

The oldest ones raise the youngest ones for you. All you have to do is bring in the cheddar.

glustic · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:45:44 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 29, 2009, 10:35:22 AM

Quote from: Towdogg on August 28, 2009, 10:21:54 PM
Have her get her shit done..... Why you gotta do it and not her.....

It's an invasive surgery on females with numerous complications, and outpatient surgery on males that is only fucked up if you don't follow the doctor's orders.

Quote from: chris M on August 28, 2009, 10:36:52 PM
why stop at 9 kids

+1

The oldest ones raise the youngest ones for you. All you have to do is bring in the cheddar.

Roffl! You could do it how the pligs do it here... Fuck get married to a few more wives have them work while you sit and work on your CRX. Create an empire.

Stealthmode · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:35:13 PM »

I had to go under when I did it, but only because initial needles without adivan put me out. From what I hear while you're awake doing it, you'll only feel the numbing shot. After it get's done, it really isn't as bad as everyone (that's never done it) says it is. You wear tighty whiteys or whatever for about 4 days, the first one being uncomfortable, and by the third you should be at 90% good.

Just be sure to wax the wilson like 10 times before you raw dog it and think you're safe.

darkelvis · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:46:48 PM »

new medical research has shown that up to 2/3 of all vasectomies reverse themselves within 20-25 years....

SloS13 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:22:14 PM »

Quote from: Stealthmode on August 29, 2009, 07:35:13 PM

Just be sure to wax the wilson like 10 times before you raw dog it and think you're safe.

purge your sawsss

glustic · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:03:06 PM »

Quote from: SloS13 on August 29, 2009, 08:22:14 PM

Quote from: Stealthmode on August 29, 2009, 07:35:13 PM
Just be sure to wax the wilson like 10 times before you raw dog it and think you're safe.

purge your sawsss

x10 On that. Make sure you get laid at least 40 times before going under....

junkyard racer · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:37:18 PM »

who the hell can jerk off 10 times a day

Stealthmode · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2009, 10:38:13 PM »

Nobody said it had to be in one day, superstar.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:04:08 PM »

Quote from: junkyard racer on August 29, 2009, 09:37:18 PM

who the hell can jerk off 10 times a day

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:02:01 PM »

Quote from: Stealthmode on August 29, 2009, 07:35:13 PM

I had to go under when I did it, but only because initial needles without adivan put me out. From what I hear while you're awake doing it, you'll only feel the numbing shot. After it get's done, it really isn't as bad as everyone (that's never done it) says it is. You wear tighty whiteys or whatever for about 4 days, the first one being uncomfortable, and by the third you should be at 90% good.

Just be sure to wax the wilson like 10 times before you raw dog it and think you're safe.

yup.....

stevemode got his balls cut???

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:10:13 PM »

His post about going to get them snipped - the first time - was one of the funniest things I've ever read on either HMT. I don't think I'd have the same reaction if I underwent that procedure, but I'd definitely be nervous as hell.

Stealthmode · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:32:26 PM »

I remember nothing of that post, but it'd be fun to see it.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:07:34 PM »

Shaven sack, laid out on the table. The nurse said you might feel a small sting from the local, came towards your cock with a needle. Next thing you know you come to in a cold sweat, turn to the doc and ask how the procedure went. The doc informs you that the procedure didn't happen; you passed out before they got the needle in and he can't operate unless you are awake. Made you schedule a second appointment.

Nobody really said much when you told the story, probably felt it was wrong to tease you over it. I felt the same way. It was funny as shit, but the humor aspect wasn't as important as the respect due a man who takes his fate in his own hands.

weirtech · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:43:29 PM »

the hair growing back in is almost the worst part. other than that, you feel like you've been kicked in the nuts for a week or two. nothing major. don't be concerned if the first blank you shoot afterward there is a bit of blood. that's normal.

crxvtec91 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 01, 2009, 10:41:58 PM »

Cuting anything down there makes me want to run

Stealthmode · « **Reply #26 on:** September 02, 2009, 09:35:18 AM »

Quote from: weirtech on August 30, 2009, 08:43:29 PM

don't be concerned if the first blank you shoot afterward there is a bit of blood. that's normal.

What the hell kinda doctors you have in Canadia?

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #27 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:19:21 PM »

Quote from: Stealthmode on September 02, 2009, 09:35:18 AM

Quote from: weirtech on August 30, 2009, 08:43:29 PM
don't be concerned if the first blank you shoot afterward there is a bit of blood. that's normal.

What the hell kinda doctors you have in Canadia?

ratcityrex · « **Reply #28 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:29:10 PM »

Scary shit dude. Good luck. Let us know how it goes. Make sure for the first few days you sit down when you piss. I remember my step dad standing up and trying to pee and he passed the fuck out and had to go get stitches from falling into the bathtub.....lol

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:56:55 PM »

few friends of mine got it done and ive been thinking about doing it also. let me know how bad it is. im just not sure i could be awake during it though. its a pretty cheap surgery right? think a friend of mine said it was like 700 or soemthing like that

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