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I've never been to New Jersey
« on: November 25, 2009, 11:09:47 AM »

But is it really like this? Or just South shore?

MTV'S "JERSEY SHORE" NEW SERIES

Makes me want to fucking kill myself.  I'm fucking embarrassed for these faggots.

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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 11:47:39 AM »

I hate those orange tan fags. There all steroid up thats why they look so big, its all looks I can still fuck them up.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 12:00:21 PM »

But is it really like this? Or just South shore?

Makes me want to fucking kill myself.  I'm fucking embarrassed for these faggots.

That video describes most dagos from the Northeast.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 12:29:22 PM »

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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 12:46:45 PM »

You dont understand. ALL OF JERSEY is a shit hole and Yes they are ALLLLLLL LIKE THAT.

Its like being in a sick twisted nightmare, all the dudes ware wife beaters, orange tans, all of em rock spiky faux hawks or gotti boy hair cuts.  they fist pump and they all LOVE jersey.  everywhere you go you see what appears to be the same dude and at first you are like "wtf this dude has like 8745 doppelgangers and they all live here....wait a minute.....FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" 

then you realize its not teh same dude, they all just want to be the same dude.

I could go on and on about how the entire state is shitty.  they don't have left turn lanes its a jug handle, so you gotta get right in order to go left.  all the roads were paved by autistic folks and they straight up sell Muscle Milk the creatine enhancer at 7-11 and gas stations.  Not fuckign kidding.

They have to pay money to go to their own beach.  WTF is that, someone OWNS the fuckign beach?  I'm no world traveler or anything but Ive been to a few states and by far Jersey was the worst, rudest, awful god forsaken place Ive ever been to.

when you flush the toilet it goes to jersey, dons a wife beater grows hair and pays to go to the beach.  True story.

Fuck jersey.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 01:25:26 PM »

Now that was a great post.

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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 01:38:25 PM »

Keep it that way
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2009, 02:07:21 PM »

NJ Stinks
NJ drivers suck at driving
Forget about any kind of turns off of a main route
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2009, 02:35:34 PM »

Jersey does suck... only good memory i have is racing my buddies stock ek in my 2g awd and doing 145 past a cop and my buddy getting pulled over for it... thank god cause my car never had inspection or emissions.



And most Jersey shore's are filled with jail bait :-\
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2009, 03:18:32 PM »

They're like that in south jersey and NYC.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2009, 03:26:13 PM »

They're like that in south jersey and NYC.

I was in Wayne NJ.  so the store Fountains of Wayne, where the band got their name was down the street and so was the Bada Bing from Soprano's.

New York was a totally different place.  i did not see but MAYBE like 3-4 guiedos any of the 3 times ive been to The City.


The cool people from Jersey live in the middle country part, Philly, or NYC.  Yes that sentence makes 100% sense.

yes yes it does cause there are cool people from jersey, you just wont meet them IN jersey cause they were smart enough to fuckign leave.

People from jersey hate jersey.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2009, 03:40:21 PM »

I'm from NJ, and I'm a skinny average looking white boy....so yes, everyone in NJ looks and acts exactly like that.

What people fail to understand about NJ, because it is unlike any other place in America, is the insane population density AND diversity we have.  This means 10 miles in either direction and you are in a different world.  Bergen country is full of these ridiculous Guidos.  Middlesex county has towns FULL of Indians.  Paterson has one of the highest populations of Arabs in the US.  Go down to Burlington Co.(The Pineys) and people compare some of the people down there to the folks out of deliverance.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2009, 04:08:50 PM »

I'm from NJ, and I'm a skinny average looking white boy....so yes, everyone in NJ looks and acts exactly like that.

What people fail to understand about NJ, because it is unlike any other place in America, is the insane population density AND diversity we have.  This means 10 miles in either direction and you are in a different world.  Bergen country is full of these ridiculous Guido's.  Middlesex county has towns FULL of Indians.  Paterson has one of the highest populations of Arabs in the US.  Go down to Burlington Co.(The Pineys) and people compare some of the people down there to the folks out of deliverance.


...ok so its sorta like .....oh i dunno...any other large city in the continental US? Like ive said common sense should tell you that literally every person IS NOT the exact same but never in my life ever have i seen so many people that looked the same.  I was in Wayne which is right outside patterson and i didnt see any more Arabs than anywhere else, but i smiled everytime a Guido pumped my gas though.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2009, 04:15:18 PM »

I'm from NJ, and I'm a skinny average looking white boy....so yes, everyone in NJ looks and acts exactly like that.

What people fail to understand about NJ, because it is unlike any other place in America, is the insane population density AND diversity we have.  This means 10 miles in either direction and you are in a different world.  Bergen country is full of these ridiculous Guidos.  Middlesex county has towns FULL of Indians.  Paterson has one of the highest populations of Arabs in the US.  Go down to Burlington Co.(The Pineys) and people compare some of the people down there to the folks out of deliverance.

sounds like NJ is a prime candidate for a tactical nuke strike
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2009, 04:24:14 PM »

Fuckin wiggers! You all can keep that place. It reminds me of miami 9 years ago. I moved to miami in jan 2000, and in feb, 2000 I started saving money to move the fuck out. That place is a shit hole.

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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2009, 05:24:57 PM »

That show is more about making fun of the WOP's...spray tan Gotti wannabe faggots.  Its definitely more of a race thing that a geographic thing.


Its funny that Jersey groups are trying to stop that show from airing becuase it makes Jersey look bad.  Much like the show "Parking Wars" makes Philadelphia and the whole PPA look like a bunch of incompentent fuckhead pieces of shit that they are.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2009, 06:07:56 PM »

I'm from NJ, and I'm a skinny average looking white boy....so yes, everyone in NJ looks and acts exactly like that.

What people fail to understand about NJ, because it is unlike any other place in America, is the insane population density AND diversity we have.  This means 10 miles in either direction and you are in a different world.  Bergen country is full of these ridiculous Guido's.  Middlesex county has towns FULL of Indians.  Paterson has one of the highest populations of Arabs in the US.  Go down to Burlington Co.(The Pineys) and people compare some of the people down there to the folks out of deliverance.


...ok so its sorta like .....oh i dunno...any other large city in the continental US? Like ive said common sense should tell you that literally every person IS NOT the exact same but never in my life ever have i seen so many people that looked the same.  I was in Wayne which is right outside patterson and i didnt see any more Arabs than anywhere else, but i smiled everytime a Guido pumped my gas though.

Um, except a city has a city structure and NJ has urban, suburban, and rural all wrapped in a small package.  Wayne maybe full of Guidos, but Paterson is full of  O0 and Arabs.  10 miles east, you head to Boonton which is a back water town and then 5 minutes from there is the very affluent Mountain Lakes.  Head 15 minutes down 287 and you are in Morristown with a bunch of rich WASP yuppies.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2009, 06:44:59 PM »



sounds like NJ is a prime candidate for a tactical nuke strike


I'll second.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2009, 06:54:47 PM »

Jesus christ, its worse than I thought.  But so much good indy music as come out of there :(

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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2009, 08:23:14 PM »

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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2009, 09:42:23 PM »

NJ is the bomb, dont listen to all these haters.  :mexi:

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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2009, 09:44:31 PM »

I'm from NJ, and I'm a skinny average looking white boy....so yes, everyone in NJ looks and acts exactly like that.

What people fail to understand about NJ, because it is unlike any other place in America, is the insane population density AND diversity we have.  This means 10 miles in either direction and you are in a different world.  Bergen country is full of these ridiculous Guidos.  Middlesex county has towns FULL of Indians.  Paterson has one of the highest populations of Arabs in the US.  Go down to Burlington Co.(The Pineys) and people compare some of the people down there to the folks out of deliverance.

I live in Paterson, West Paterson is where all the arabs are.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2009, 11:06:00 PM »

I'm from NJ, and I'm a skinny average looking white boy....so yes, everyone in NJ looks and acts exactly like that.

What people fail to understand about NJ, because it is unlike any other place in America, is the insane population density AND diversity we have.  This means 10 miles in either direction and you are in a different world.  Bergen country is full of these ridiculous Guidos.  Middlesex county has towns FULL of Indians.  Paterson has one of the highest populations of Arabs in the US.  Go down to Burlington Co.(The Pineys) and people compare some of the people down there to the folks out of deliverance.

I live in Paterson, West Paterson is where all the arabs are.

Same difference.  Paterson is  O0, :mexi:, and
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2009, 12:42:31 AM »

Mutha-FUKKK new joyzee. Ya'll niggaz can't get wit da real. Quit fakin da funk, fagmasters.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2009, 12:51:04 AM »

when you flush the toilet it goes to jersey, dons a wife beater grows hair and pays to go to the beach.  True story.

Fuck jersey.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2009, 01:07:50 AM »

new jersey is socialism.

you hate the place you want to turn the entire county into. fucking clown
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2009, 01:21:38 AM »

You watch mtv? are you guys 16 year old girls




Diversity try coming to california. Marin city aka tupac's hometown which is a small area full of the poorest people in the bay area over looks Tiburon which is the richest in california

Tiburon has cameras that video tape all the intersections from Marin city. Most homes in Tiburon are well above 1.5 million and the average family income is 150,000.


Marin is all projects and run down apartment buildings. You literally from marin city look down at the richest people on the west coast and is less than a 10 minute walk.




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« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2009, 02:19:26 AM »

You watch mtv? are you guys 16 year old girls




Diversity try coming to california. Marin city aka tupac's hometown which is a small area full of the poorest people in the bay area over looks Tiburon which is the richest in california

Tiburon has cameras that video tape all the intersections from Marin city. Most homes in Tiburon are well above 1.5 million and the average family income is 150,000.


Marin is all projects and run down apartment buildings. You literally from marin city look down at the richest people on the west coast and is less than a 10 minute walk.






Not even close, but thanks for playing.
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2009, 02:28:37 AM »

Not even close Im banning you tomorrow ;D


Enjoy new jersey faggot
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Re: I've never been to New Jersey
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2009, 02:35:49 AM »

So is the turkey in new jersey really different from everywhere else?




So new jersey is this great social melting pot but is known for wannabe Italian mobsters,douche bags and failures who cant make it NYC.


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